London Mayor Sadiq Khan demands that London should be part of the EU
Barmy Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, told reporters at a news conference that Londoners should be allowed to “keep their EU citizenship” after Brexit. Khan, who once famously allowed a great big blimp of US President Donald Trump to be floated over...
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London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced
In the wake of the recent totally unsurprising bomb attacks on the London Transport system the British Government have introduced a raft of new measures designed to show that something is being done.
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London Borough Of Ealing Declared International Dark-Sky Reserve
London's astronomers are over the moon at the announcement that the London Borough of Ealing has been declared an International Dark-Sky Reserve. 'London is an international centre of excellence for numerous endeavours,' explained Mayor of London,...
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Millions of Britons could starve to death as foreign cooks won’t be allowed into the country after Brexit
Politicians are warning that millions of lives could be lost after Britain exits the EU, if tough immigration laws proposed by the government are enacted. These laws would mean that workers from Europe would no longer be allowed into the country unle...
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Plan To Rename 2020 London Marathon
It's been run every year since 1981, and is one of the most popular 'public competitor' events in the world, but from next year, 2020, the London Marathon is to undergo a massive identity transplant - it will be known as the London Snickers. The n...
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Branson and Rutan Form "TransLight InterGalactic Spacecraft Company"
LONDON (Reuters)--Billionaire entrepreneur Richard Branson has teamed up with aerospace designer Burt Rutan of Mojave-based Scaled Composites to form a new aerospace production company which will build a fleet of commercial faster-than-light spaceshi...
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Charles names Royal Wedding A-List
Clarence House, London; Wednesday 23 March(Associated Mess) - Prince Charles's household has named a glittering array of Global Peace Process luminaries who will be officiating at his forthcoming nuptuals to Camilla Nosy Parker at Slough Cremato...
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Shopping Fatality Comes Back to Haunt Sainsbury's
A freak shopping accident which killed 92 year old pensioner and father of twenty-three Wilbert Wheatchaffer has left a London branch of British supermarket chain Sainsbury's no option but closure.
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Old Lady Arrested Outside Bank
An elderly woman was arrested in Kensington Hight Street London, England yesterday for malicious vandalism and wanton destruction of private property. Mrs. Edith Entwhistle explained to police who arrested her: "This is MY bank. Every letter I...
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Northern Line at rush hour revealed as Dante's tenth circle of hell
In a shock statement, the tenth circle of hell from Dante's "Inferno" has been named as the Northern Line at rush hour. Intended as the circle to punish commuters for trusting the British public transportation system, this horrendous site sees an...
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Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond
Idris Elba has declined the role of a black James Bond as he considered it condescending to fellow blacks as well as the total misportrayal of the original character. Fleming's 007 was a MI6 spy proficient in languages and the martial arts; and a...
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Ozzy Osbourne - Prince of Darkness? Really!
Darkness, England - Buckingham Palace announced today that Her Majesty, The Queen, has sought to bestow the title of "The Prince of Darkness" upon Mr. Ozzy Osbourne. Darkness , a small town 45kilometers south of London, is delighted by the prospect...
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Kate Gosselin Still Pines for British Man Who Ditched her for a Tart
It was the summer of 2010, and Kate Gosselin was at the peak of not only her reality show acting career but also the peak of her sexuality. Divorced since 2009, Gosselin was hot to trot, but looking for love in a small Pennsylvania town with cameras...
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Local jihadist expresses annoyance as Londoners enjoy quiet drink following London Bridge outrage
A 23-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London with a conviction for terrorism, rang his local newspaper last night to express his annoyance that Londoners seemed to be enjoying their customary Friday evening drink in the bars around London Bridge...
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Pensioner Gunned Down in London
Paddy O'Flynn had had enough it seems. He had decided to apply to his local housing authority for help with his rent having vacated his old house and moved into a rented apartment in Clapham Common, South London. That is where his troubles began. His wife Caitlin takes up the story. "They sent him a form to fill in. It was thick as the London Times. For three months he tried to figure it o...
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Sweden sends female prosecutor to question Assange she disappears into his room for two hours
The prosecutor's office in Sweden has finally sent a representative to question Julian Assange in Ecuador's London embassy. This assistant prosecutor is Ms. Valerie Thighborg, 29, brunette, slender, wearing Madame Orientale rouge lipstick, and att...
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The "World's Greatest Vagina"... up for Grabs
At an auction in Sotheby's London, a photo of what experts describe as "the world's greatest vagina" was unveiled. Dubbed "The Source" media coverage at the auction was global. However, owner of the vagina was not named and speculation is rife; but i...
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