Funny story: Seven Great Things To Do If You Live in London

Seven Great Things To Do If You Live in London

1: Have vigorous, prolonged sex with somebody you find attractive 2: Masturbate furiously if nobody you find attractive will come within a country mile of you 3: Go to the pub and drink until you can just about manage to remember where you park...

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Funny story: NFL To Expand To 40 Teams By 2020

NFL To Expand To 40 Teams By 2020

The National Football League has announced plans to expand to 40 teams by the beginning of the 2020 season. In a 40 team league, they would continue to have two conferences with four divisions each (increasing to five teams per division). When as...

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Funny story: London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced

London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced

In the wake of the recent totally unsurprising bomb attacks on the London Transport system the British Government have introduced a raft of new measures designed to show that something is being done.

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Funny story: Prince William Single-Handedly Brings Back Ascot

Prince William Single-Handedly Brings Back Ascot

London - Credit the newest retro fashion wave to one of the most established families in the western hemisphere. In April the photogenic Prince William was spotted at a polo match sporting a colorful ascot, the rest is quickly turning into fas...

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Funny story: President Bush New Orleans speech buttonholed as ineffective

President Bush New Orleans speech buttonholed as ineffective

After careful analysis of the Bush New Orleans speech footage by media sources and numerous fashion consultants and designers in New York, London, Los Angeles, and Paris, it has been confirmed that President George W. Bush addressed the nation on Thu...

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Funny story: Violence Flares as Witch Hunting is Banned

Violence Flares as Witch Hunting is Banned

There were angry violent scenes today when witch burners from all over the country descended on London to protest against parliaments unanimous vote to abolish witch burning in England and Wales.

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Funny story: Oxford to Introduce New English Word : Tetek

Oxford to Introduce New English Word : Tetek

LONDON - The Oxford University wlll introduce a new English word to the Oxford Dictionary which is termed as Tetek pronounced as te-tek or simply in its acronym T-Mode.

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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice Tour Is a Sellout

Condoleezza Rice Tour Is a Sellout

WASHINGTON - Ticketmaster reports "there isn't a seat left anywhere" on the seven-stop Condoleezza Rice "You're Not Gonna Believe This" tour, which opens in London's Royal Albert Hall tonight. The tour-sponsored by Haliburton, Wal-Mart, the Southern...

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Funny story: Rare Rabbie burns poem found could be "worth millions"

Rare Rabbie burns poem found could be "worth millions"

An unheard poem penned by the famous Scottish poet Robert "Rabbie" Burns was put on auction today at Sothebys in London and was said by experts to potentially be worth more that 2 million pounds.

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Funny story: A London Fire

A London Fire

In a run-down part of East London a fire destroyed a dilapidated four-storey house that had been divided into four flats. A Nigerian family of six Internet con artists and full time benefit cheats lived on the first floor... all six tragically perished in the fire. A group of seven, Islamic welfare cheats, all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor... they too, all perished...

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Funny story: Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Idris Elba has declined the role of a black James Bond as he considered it condescending to fellow blacks as well as the total misportrayal of the original character. Fleming's 007 was a MI6 spy proficient in languages and the martial arts; and a...

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Funny story: The Balham Tourist Board Guide for Japanese Visitors

The Balham Tourist Board Guide for Japanese Visitors

Shopping. Balham is a Mecca for discerning shoppers from as far away as Tooting, and until the 1980s, even boasted its own "private shop", handily situated within two minutes' walk of the local secondary school. Unfortunately, concerned citizens, or "busybodies", as any self-respecting connoisseur of BDSM, unusual practices, and loose morals would call them, successfully campaigned to close it dow...

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Funny story: Blackpool Tower to be Moved to London

Blackpool Tower to be Moved to London

The Blackpool Tower is to be moved to London today because London is a bit warmer than it is in Blackpool. There has not been a summer in Blackpool for years now,long hot sunny days are a thing of the past as Global Freezing continues to bite. Whi...

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Funny story: Statues cause protests in London

Statues cause protests in London

Protests have been held in London to campaign against a series of statues of Gordon Brown's head which have been put up around London as part of a PR campaign to make the "Not the dour Scotsman" more widely accepted.

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Funny story: Supermodel Kate Moss Celbrates Celebrity Justice

Supermodel Kate Moss Celbrates Celebrity Justice

London - "Beautiful women don't go to jail" says supermodel Kate Moss, who was captured on videotape snorting cocaine from an enormous stash she kept in her purse. "I simply apologized to Hennes & Mauritz, and that's good en...

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Funny story: Kate Moss seriously injured in Menage' A Quattro

Kate Moss seriously injured in Menage' A Quattro

London -- First Vince Neil, lead singer of Motley Crue breaks his leg with a fall from the stage. Now, supermodel Kate Moss, already dealing with a raging cocaine habit, was reportedly "seriously injured" while attempting to perform an...

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Funny story: Freed foreign criminals on the run crisis: deportation looms

Freed foreign criminals on the run crisis: deportation looms

London, Saturday 29 April 2006, (Associated Mess): The Metropolitan Police has confirmed today that it is about to take drastic action on the fiasco of missing foreign ex-prisoners on the run who have so far escaped deportation. And top of their...

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Funny story: London Taxi Fires Explained

London Taxi Fires Explained

Top UK scientist Professor Hugh Jarse was today able to reveal the mysterious cause of recent black cab fires in London. "After extensive research and interviews with drivers I can now reveal the cause of the hitherto unexplained events." said Pro...

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Funny story: Survey reveals staff and pupils at London school have all seen each other's genitals online

Survey reveals staff and pupils at London school have all seen each other's genitals online

It was revealed yesterday, that all the staff and pupils at a secondary school in Shoreditch, East London, have at one time or other, seen each other’s genitalia on various social media platforms such as Snapchat and WhatsApp. The school newspaper...

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Funny story: Oliver Letwin, the phantom rubbish bin thrower of olde London Town...

Oliver Letwin, the phantom rubbish bin thrower of olde London Town...

Westminster, LONDON: For years, Oliver Letwin, the Conservative MP has been hiding a secret. Many have known about it, but have not been able to disclose the details. Some have tried, but these details have been binned in public parks all over Lon...

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