Funny story - London Announces That They Will Soon Be Putting Triple-Decker Buses Into Service

London Announces That They Will Soon Be Putting Triple-Decker Buses Into Service

LONDON - (Satire News) - The powers-that-be in London have just announced that after months of research, the city will be adding triple-decker buses. Ta Ta For Now News reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, spoke personally with PM Boris Johnson, who told…

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Funny story - London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced

London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced

In the wake of the recent totally unsurprising bomb attacks on the London Transport system the British Government have introduced a raft of new measures designed to show that something is being done.

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Funny story - The Fog In London Is So Thick Blackbirds Are Actually Eating It

The Fog In London Is So Thick Blackbirds Are Actually Eating It

London's latest pea-souper has been as thick as a Christmas pudding these past few days. Meteorologists blame the Swiss stimulus clouds for causing havoc with the British sky. The fog is rated as a 10+ on the Cholmondeley scale and is so thick…

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Funny story - Dozens of Wildfires Spread Out of Control All Over London!

Dozens of Wildfires Spread Out of Control All Over London!

LONDON - (Satire News) - One longtime resident of London, Reginald F. McPatio, 67, said that he has never seen so much damn fire and so much damn smoke in his entire life. He noted that watching the out-of-control English fires on the telly, was l…

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Funny story - Prince William getting fat and going bald

Prince William getting fat and going bald

London. (Spoof International News) Prince William, second in line to the British throne, has reportedly recently gained excessive weight, and has become very concerned about his accelerating hair loss.

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Funny story - Instead Of Abortions

Instead Of Abortions

An alternative to abortion, while conforming with recent laws banning abortion or skipping a pregnancy, another choice is tubal ligation. Tubal ligation is a procedure that stops a woman’s egg from traveling on a monthly journey from the ovary to the…

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Funny story - Britain's Double Decker Buses To Be Replaced

Britain's Double Decker Buses To Be Replaced

LONDON - Britain's Bus Bureau, known as the BBB, has just announced that it is in the process of starting to eliminate all double decker buses. Reginald F. Quibbenshire, a spokesperson for BBB stated that since the numbers of people riding public…

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Funny story - The Out-of-Control Wildfires In Great Britain Are Now Threatening To Destroy Windsor Castle

The Out-of-Control Wildfires In Great Britain Are Now Threatening To Destroy Windsor Castle

WINDSOR, England - (Satire News) - The huge wildfires that have scorched the English countryside are now threatening to destroy the 11th century Windsor Castle. Windsor Castle was originally built by The Silas F. Smillinberger Castle Constructing…

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Funny story - Russell Brand reaches out to Prince Andrew for advice

Russell Brand reaches out to Prince Andrew for advice

Reporter Ginger Beer with The Bee's Knees News Agency says that she recently talked with Prince Andrew, and he informed her that Russell Brand called him and asked him for advice regarding the alleged sex charges made by the seven (so far) women.

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Funny story - Boat Race Cancelled

Boat Race Cancelled

This weekend's annual Boat Race between the world's two most famous universities, Oxford and Cambridge, has been cancelled, due to boredom.

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Funny story - Illegal immigrant found working in Buckingham Palace

Illegal immigrant found working in Buckingham Palace

London, Friday 19 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): One of the worst cases of an illegal immigrant working in the UK after release from prison - and successfully evading deportation back to Siberian salt-mine homelands by using a loophole in the Inhuma...

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Funny story - Bismarck sunk again

Bismarck sunk again

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Tragedy has struck once again in the hapless Von Bismarck family, whose eponymous luxury ocean-going yacht, leased to the Third Reich on cruise duties, met with disaster in the Mediterranean in 1941.

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Funny story - London Taxi Fires Explained

London Taxi Fires Explained

Top UK scientist Professor Hugh Jarse was today able to reveal the mysterious cause of recent black cab fires in London. "After extensive research and interviews with drivers I can now reveal the cause of the hitherto unexplained events." said Pro...

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Funny story - Metropolitan Police Chief quits over Cherie shockhorror

Metropolitan Police Chief quits over Cherie shockhorror

(New Scotland Yard, SW1) London is reeling tonight at the news that Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir John Stevens has quit over allegations that he has pro-actively covered up the 35 year long IRA career of Cherie Booth QC and that he is persona...

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Funny story - Veronica Perroncel To Fill In For The Vacationing Kay Burley On Afternoon News Live

Veronica Perroncel To Fill In For The Vacationing Kay Burley On Afternoon News Live

LONDON - Vanessa Perroncel, one of the world's most famous lingerie models has agreed to fill in as Sky News Host while Kay Burley takes one weeks vacation. The 49-year-old Burley plans to take care of some personal matters involving some horses w...

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Funny story - Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Idris Elba has declined the role of a black James Bond as he considered it condescending to fellow blacks as well as the total misportrayal of the original character. Fleming's 007 was a MI6 spy proficient in languages and the martial arts; and a...

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Funny story - Mayoral hopeful Brian Paddywacker still #1 gay choice, Boris Badenov showers to increase appeal

Mayoral hopeful Brian Paddywacker still #1 gay choice, Boris Badenov showers to increase appeal

In the latest Mayoral polls, Brian Paddywacker remains the clear choice of the gay community based on his excellent track record of good personal grooming and despite his relatively catty demeanor, although Boris Badenov recently increased hi...

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Funny story - Lisa Marie Presley Leaves Los Angeles and Moves To London Because Of The Weather

Lisa Marie Presley Leaves Los Angeles and Moves To London Because Of The Weather

LONDON - The king of rock and roll's only offspring, Lisa Marie Presley has sold her Roy Rogers ranch style home in Los Angeles, California for $5 million [£3.18 U.K] and moved to London, England. Elvis Presley's daughter landed at London's Heathr...

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Funny story - The Highest Paid Prostitute In London Makes £10,000 A Week [$13,600 US]

The Highest Paid Prostitute In London Makes £10,000 A Week [$13,600 US]

LONDON – (UK Satire) – BuzzFuzz (UK) reports that the highest paid prostitute in London makes a £520,000 a year [$707,200 US]. This fact was uncovered by Brompton Boxgrove, with the Tickety Boo News. He stated that he got the information from t…

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Funny story - Cops seize Blair's passport as Cherie tans her cellulite

Cops seize Blair's passport as Cherie tans her cellulite

Downing Street, London - (Ass-o-CIA-ted Mess): Officers from the Metropolitan Police's Anti-Corruption division investigating the bribes-for-honours scam that bagged Lord Levy last month have confiscated Tony Blair's passport, preventing him...

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