London Announces That They Will Soon Be Putting Triple-Decker Buses Into Service
LONDON - (Satire News) - The powers-that-be in London have just announced that after months of research, the city will be adding triple-decker buses. Ta Ta For Now News reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, spoke personally with PM Boris Johnson, who told…
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London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced
In the wake of the recent totally unsurprising bomb attacks on the London Transport system the British Government have introduced a raft of new measures designed to show that something is being done.
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The Fog In London Is So Thick Blackbirds Are Actually Eating It
London's latest pea-souper has been as thick as a Christmas pudding these past few days. Meteorologists blame the Swiss stimulus clouds for causing havoc with the British sky. The fog is rated as a 10+ on the Cholmondeley scale and is so thick…
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Dozens of Wildfires Spread Out of Control All Over London!
LONDON - (Satire News) - One longtime resident of London, Reginald F. McPatio, 67, said that he has never seen so much damn fire and so much damn smoke in his entire life. He noted that watching the out-of-control English fires on the telly, was l…
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Prince William getting fat and going bald
London. (Spoof International News) Prince William, second in line to the British throne, has reportedly recently gained excessive weight, and has become very concerned about his accelerating hair loss.
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Instead Of Abortions
An alternative to abortion, while conforming with recent laws banning abortion or skipping a pregnancy, another choice is tubal ligation. Tubal ligation is a procedure that stops a woman’s egg from traveling on a monthly journey from the ovary to the…
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London Borough Of Ealing Declared International Dark-Sky Reserve
Spoof Writers Mourning Mark Lowtons Death Discover Corpse Not Dead!
The Balham Tourist Board Guide for Japanese Visitors
Tramps squat in squatter's squat. WHSmith thanked for helping to resolve the situation.
Big Ben charged with Benism
McDonalds signs a five-year-contract with Wembley Stadium
Kate Moss seriously injured in Menage' A Quattro
Royal Mint to issue Harry 21st birthday sovereign
Horse Takes Quantum Leap Announcing It Is Not A Beast Of Burden To Madonna Ciccone Richie
New A3 Tunnel Will Not Open
Sarah Ferguson Reveals That The Reason She Left England Was Because of The Damn Fog
Humpty Dumpty wins record damages
Britain's Double Decker Buses To Be Replaced
LONDON - Britain's Bus Bureau, known as the BBB, has just announced that it is in the process of starting to eliminate all double decker buses. Reginald F. Quibbenshire, a spokesperson for BBB stated that since the numbers of people riding public…
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The Out-of-Control Wildfires In Great Britain Are Now Threatening To Destroy Windsor Castle
WINDSOR, England - (Satire News) - The huge wildfires that have scorched the English countryside are now threatening to destroy the 11th century Windsor Castle. Windsor Castle was originally built by The Silas F. Smillinberger Castle Constructing…
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Russell Brand reaches out to Prince Andrew for advice
Reporter Ginger Beer with The Bee's Knees News Agency says that she recently talked with Prince Andrew, and he informed her that Russell Brand called him and asked him for advice regarding the alleged sex charges made by the seven (so far) women.
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Boat Race Cancelled
This weekend's annual Boat Race between the world's two most famous universities, Oxford and Cambridge, has been cancelled, due to boredom.
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Illegal immigrant found working in Buckingham Palace
London, Friday 19 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): One of the worst cases of an illegal immigrant working in the UK after release from prison - and successfully evading deportation back to Siberian salt-mine homelands by using a loophole in the Inhuma...
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Metropolitan Police Chief quits over Cherie shockhorror
(New Scotland Yard, SW1) London is reeling tonight at the news that Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir John Stevens has quit over allegations that he has pro-actively covered up the 35 year long IRA career of Cherie Booth QC and that he is persona...
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Veronica Perroncel To Fill In For The Vacationing Kay Burley On Afternoon News Live
LONDON - Vanessa Perroncel, one of the world's most famous lingerie models has agreed to fill in as Sky News Host while Kay Burley takes one weeks vacation. The 49-year-old Burley plans to take care of some personal matters involving some horses w...
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Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond
Idris Elba has declined the role of a black James Bond as he considered it condescending to fellow blacks as well as the total misportrayal of the original character. Fleming's 007 was a MI6 spy proficient in languages and the martial arts; and a...
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Mayoral hopeful Brian Paddywacker still #1 gay choice, Boris Badenov showers to increase appeal
In the latest Mayoral polls, Brian Paddywacker remains the clear choice of the gay community based on his excellent track record of good personal grooming and despite his relatively catty demeanor, although Boris Badenov recently increased hi...
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Lisa Marie Presley Leaves Los Angeles and Moves To London Because Of The Weather
LONDON - The king of rock and roll's only offspring, Lisa Marie Presley has sold her Roy Rogers ranch style home in Los Angeles, California for $5 million [£3.18 U.K] and moved to London, England. Elvis Presley's daughter landed at London's Heathr...
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The Highest Paid Prostitute In London Makes £10,000 A Week [$13,600 US]
LONDON – (UK Satire) – BuzzFuzz (UK) reports that the highest paid prostitute in London makes a £520,000 a year [$707,200 US]. This fact was uncovered by Brompton Boxgrove, with the Tickety Boo News. He stated that he got the information from t…
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Cops seize Blair's passport as Cherie tans her cellulite
Downing Street, London - (Ass-o-CIA-ted Mess): Officers from the Metropolitan Police's Anti-Corruption division investigating the bribes-for-honours scam that bagged Lord Levy last month have confiscated Tony Blair's passport, preventing him...
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Metropolitan Police Chief quits over Cherie shockhorror
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London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced
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Prince William getting fat and going bald
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Illegal immigrant found working in Buckingham Palace
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Cops seize Blair's passport as Cherie tans her cellulite
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Boat Race Cancelled
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Mayoral hopeful Brian Paddywacker still #1 gay choice, Boris Badenov showers to increase appeal
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London Taxi Fires Explained
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Veronica Perroncel To Fill In For The Vacationing Kay Burley On Afternoon News Live
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Lisa Marie Presley Leaves Los Angeles and Moves To London Because Of The Weather
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Bismarck sunk again
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Britain's Double Decker Buses To Be Replaced
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Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond
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The Highest Paid Prostitute In London Makes £10,000 A Week [$13,600 US]
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London Announces That They Will Soon Be Putting Triple-Decker Buses Into Service
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Dozens of Wildfires Spread Out of Control All Over London!
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The Out-of-Control Wildfires In Great Britain Are Now Threatening To Destroy Windsor Castle
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Instead Of Abortions
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The Fog In London Is So Thick Blackbirds Are Actually Eating It
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Russell Brand reaches out to Prince Andrew for advice
