Funny story - The Highest Paid Prostitute In London Makes £10,000 A Week [$13,600 US]

The Highest Paid Prostitute In London Makes £10,000 A Week [$13,600 US]

LONDON – (UK Satire) – BuzzFuzz (UK) reports that the highest paid prostitute in London makes a £520,000 a year [$707,200 US]. This fact was uncovered by Brompton Boxgrove, with the Tickety Boo News. He stated that he got the information from t…

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Funny story - London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced

London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced

In the wake of the recent totally unsurprising bomb attacks on the London Transport system the British Government have introduced a raft of new measures designed to show that something is being done.

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Funny story - Savile Row to be renamed Tailor Street

Savile Row to be renamed Tailor Street

One of London's poshest streets, Savile Row, is to be renamed to Tailor Street in a bid to distance itself from Jimmy Savile. "We don't know for certain just what Jimmy Savile has done or not done," said Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, who is orga...

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Funny story - Prince William getting fat and going bald

Prince William getting fat and going bald

London. (Spoof International News) Prince William, second in line to the British throne, has reportedly recently gained excessive weight, and has become very concerned about his accelerating hair loss.

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Funny story - Jagger in distress, cries for help in ICU while orderly accompanies him on guitar

Jagger in distress, cries for help in ICU while orderly accompanies him on guitar

Mick Jagger of the rock & roll band The Rolling Stones is in the ICU at London’s St. Thomas’ Hospital for an undisclosed malady. Last evening, reportedly, Jagger was in despair and called out for assistance, but hospital staff mistakenly thou…

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Funny story - Blackpool Tower to be Moved to London

Blackpool Tower to be Moved to London

The Blackpool Tower is to be moved to London today because London is a bit warmer than it is in Blackpool. There has not been a summer in Blackpool for years now,long hot sunny days are a thing of the past as Global Freezing continues to bite. Whi...

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Funny story - London Mayor Sadiq Khan demands that London should be part of the EU

London Mayor Sadiq Khan demands that London should be part of the EU

Barmy Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, told reporters at a news conference that Londoners should be allowed to “keep their EU citizenship” after Brexit. Khan, who once famously allowed a great big blimp of US President Donald Trump to be floated over...

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Funny story - Bismarck sunk again

Bismarck sunk again

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Tragedy has struck once again in the hapless Von Bismarck family, whose eponymous luxury ocean-going yacht, leased to the Third Reich on cruise duties, met with disaster in the Mediterranean in 1941.

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Funny story - Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies

Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies

LONDON - The odds-on favorite to win Britain's Got Talent 48-year-old Susan Boyle lost her temper and launched into a four-letter diatribe that makes Christian Bale's tongue-lashing tirade pale by comparison. It seems that Boyle was sitting in the...

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Funny story - P2 Lodge gathers for Hitler's daughter's 80th birthday bash

P2 Lodge gathers for Hitler's daughter's 80th birthday bash

London, Tuesday 11 October 2005 (Rioters) - The Metropolitan Police has announced tough new security measures ahead of Thursday's 80th birthday celebrations in London for the nation's No 1 senile old terrorist-in-chief and scion of the Adolf...

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Funny story - Julian Assange – Wikileaks Leaker Begs President Biden To Please Give Him a Pardon

Julian Assange – Wikileaks Leaker Begs President Biden To Please Give Him a Pardon

LONDON – (Satire News) – The man who leaked more leaks in the history of leaking is now begging President Biden to help get him out of jail. Julian Assange, who is 49, but who is now looking more like 69, told Loretta Piffinshaw, with England’s Ta…

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Funny story - Euan Blair quarantined in London

Euan Blair quarantined in London

London, Saturday 20 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Tony Blair's eldest son Euan has left his Washington DC internship abruptly and returned back to London for a reported six months period of quarantine and convalescence after compulsory NHS anti-r...

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Funny story - Police find 100,000 barrels of oil in George Galloway's spare bedroom

Police find 100,000 barrels of oil in George Galloway's spare bedroom

Wednesday. London. Great Britainshire. A police raid has uncovered an incalculably huge amount of crude oil at the home of Bethnal Green's abrasive MP, Mr George Galloway of Scotland.

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Funny story - Men with tiny penises gather in London

Men with tiny penises gather in London

LONDON (ABSNN) -- The Man With the World's Smallest Penis has a large following. Spoof writer, Skoob1999, has called the World's First Congress of Men With Itty-bitty Penises to take place in London beginning June 14th. HRH Prince Charles will ch...

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Funny story - Spoof Editor Fires All Writers Before Christmas!

Spoof Editor Fires All Writers Before Christmas!

Editor of the, The Spoof, Mark Lowton, today fired all writers for the internet Spoof rag, The Spoof. Lowton, who is known to deal in black market giant gerbils claims the move was to create more efficiency in the editing process. "We've been stif...

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Funny story - Opus Dei mouthpiece says gays 'carry the Mark of Cain'

Opus Dei mouthpiece says gays 'carry the Mark of Cain'

London, Wednesday 10 May 2006 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): In her first seminal speech since being promoted by PM Tony Blair to the post of Secretary of State for Homosexuality, Opus Dei flag-bearer Ruth Kelly has confirmed that the Bible'...

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Funny story - Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Idris Elba has declined the role of a black James Bond as he considered it condescending to fellow blacks as well as the total misportrayal of the original character. Fleming's 007 was a MI6 spy proficient in languages and the martial arts; and a...

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Funny story - London Cyclists Collaborate With Ministry Of Defence On Camouflage Design

London Cyclists Collaborate With Ministry Of Defence On Camouflage Design

'Camouflage is critical in giving our troops every advantage in battle,' Air Chief Marshal Sir Stuart Peach, Chief of the Defence Staff, told a London press conference this month. 'This is why we've worked extensively with London cyclists to enhance...

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Funny story - Police Crackdown on Scooter Crime Angers Mums

Police Crackdown on Scooter Crime Angers Mums

"Leave him alone, he's just a kid" screamed Clarissa de Pfeiffel-Johnson as her ten year old son Boris (no relation) was led into a police van in handcuffs. His crime was to be caught using a stolen scooter to carry out muggings on unsuspecting Londo...

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Funny story - Low-Down on the Don Ho American Idol Conspiracy

Low-Down on the Don Ho American Idol Conspiracy

USA -- The whole country was in shock from 9:55 - 9:57 EST last night as LaToya London was voted off of American Idol. "Man, this i...

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