Instead Of Abortions
An alternative to abortion, while conforming with recent laws banning abortion or skipping a pregnancy, another choice is tubal ligation. Tubal ligation is a procedure that stops a woman’s egg from traveling on a monthly journey from the ovary to the…
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The Fog In London Is So Thick Blackbirds Are Actually Eating It
London's latest pea-souper has been as thick as a Christmas pudding these past few days. Meteorologists blame the Swiss stimulus clouds for causing havoc with the British sky. The fog is rated as a 10+ on the Cholmondeley scale and is so thick…
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London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced
In the wake of the recent totally unsurprising bomb attacks on the London Transport system the British Government have introduced a raft of new measures designed to show that something is being done.
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London Announces That They Will Soon Be Putting Triple-Decker Buses Into Service
LONDON - (Satire News) - The powers-that-be in London have just announced that after months of research, the city will be adding triple-decker buses. Ta Ta For Now News reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, spoke personally with PM Boris Johnson, who told…
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Cops seize Blair's passport as Cherie tans her cellulite
Downing Street, London - (Ass-o-CIA-ted Mess): Officers from the Metropolitan Police's Anti-Corruption division investigating the bribes-for-honours scam that bagged Lord Levy last month have confiscated Tony Blair's passport, preventing him...
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Prince William getting fat and going bald
London. (Spoof International News) Prince William, second in line to the British throne, has reportedly recently gained excessive weight, and has become very concerned about his accelerating hair loss.
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Bismarck sunk again
Blackpool Tower to be Moved to London
Ozzy Osbourne - Prince of Darkness? Really!
Camilla Parker Bowles shows true face
Odors from Ecuador’s Embassy in London draw some concern
Worst Ever Tsunami
American Idol Shocking Revelation: Simon Cowell Confesses To Secret Crush on Latoya London
London Bobbies Panic at the Evil Glare of Rocky Raccoon
Justin Bieber: I Got Me A Brand New Babe For My Birthday
London Taxi Drivers' Brains Grow from Doing Their Jobs
Lady Gaga Ties Burlington Bertie's Bow In Savoy Hotel Love Tryst
In 50 Years There will be no Underground in London
Smartarse Inventor Outfoxes London Mayor: Designs Car Powered By ULEZ Regulations
Amateur scientist Angela Colvin has found a way around London’s financially crippling ULEZ scheme after designing a car which does not require fuel to run, instead being propelled by the same energy source that is causing the scheme to constantly exp…
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The Out-of-Control Wildfires In Great Britain Are Now Threatening To Destroy Windsor Castle
WINDSOR, England - (Satire News) - The huge wildfires that have scorched the English countryside are now threatening to destroy the 11th century Windsor Castle. Windsor Castle was originally built by The Silas F. Smillinberger Castle Constructing…
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Sarah Ferguson Reveals That The Reason She Left England Was Because of The Damn Fog
LONDON - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, recently told Papayo Bamboo with The Tabloid Today News Agency, that she has no regrets about leaving England and moving to the United States. She revealed that for one thing, she l…
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Dozens of Wildfires Spread Out of Control All Over London!
LONDON - (Satire News) - One longtime resident of London, Reginald F. McPatio, 67, said that he has never seen so much damn fire and so much damn smoke in his entire life. He noted that watching the out-of-control English fires on the telly, was l…
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Dragon Slain in England!
LONDON - Yesterday afternoon was indeed an historic day for the residents of Bramptonshire, a remote village in southern Kent, which until very recently was burdened by the heavy shadow of a malicious and bloodthirsty leviathan of yore. For centurie...
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The Highest Paid Prostitute In London Makes £10,000 A Week [$13,600 US]
LONDON – (UK Satire) – BuzzFuzz (UK) reports that the highest paid prostitute in London makes a £520,000 a year [$707,200 US]. This fact was uncovered by Brompton Boxgrove, with the Tickety Boo News. He stated that he got the information from t…
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P2 Lodge gathers for Hitler's daughter's 80th birthday bash
London, Tuesday 11 October 2005 (Rioters) - The Metropolitan Police has announced tough new security measures ahead of Thursday's 80th birthday celebrations in London for the nation's No 1 senile old terrorist-in-chief and scion of the Adolf...
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London 2012 Olympics sponsoring update
Details of some aspects of the sponsorship opportunities at the London 2012 Olympics main stadium were leaked yesterday. According to reports, all the 90,000 seats are now linked into an electrical grid and can be activated individually. Sponso...
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Wilkinson's grandmother included in Lions squad
Tuesday 10th May. London. Clive Woodward was at the centre of another selection storm this morning after naming Jonny Wilkinson's granny in his tour party for New Zealand. Outraged Welsh and Scottish supporters vowed to now support the All Black...
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Queen Elizabeth Says She’s Thrilled Beyond Belief That Joe Biden Beat President Trump In The Presidential Election
(NOT EDITED) LONDON – (Satire News) – London’s Tickety Boo News Agency is reporting that Queen Elizabeth II, is as happy as a teenage girl on Soho’s Carnaby Street, with two of her dad’s credit cards. When the queen learned that President Trump ha…
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London is Burning, and You Live by the River
Okay, my bad, I have been singing the wrong lyrics for years. When The Clash sang “London is drowning”, I swear to the gods of punk music I thought Joe Strummer was singing “London is burning.” See, ‘cuz then the next line makes strange hopeful s…
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Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies
LONDON - The odds-on favorite to win Britain's Got Talent 48-year-old Susan Boyle lost her temper and launched into a four-letter diatribe that makes Christian Bale's tongue-lashing tirade pale by comparison. It seems that Boyle was sitting in the...
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Pretender and alibi in 9/11 shrine pilgrimage
Clarence House , London 10 October 2005 -(Associated Mess): Details are released today of the forthcoming Haj tour by the Pretender to the Throne to the shrine of his greatest US personal achievement in next month's official visit to Ground Zer...
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Wilkinson's grandmother included in Lions squad
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London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced
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Dragon Slain in England!
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Pretender and alibi in 9/11 shrine pilgrimage
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Prince William getting fat and going bald
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Queen Elizabeth Says She’s Thrilled Beyond Belief That Joe Biden Beat President Trump In The Presidential Election
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Sarah Ferguson Reveals That The Reason She Left England Was Because of The Damn Fog
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London Announces That They Will Soon Be Putting Triple-Decker Buses Into Service
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Dozens of Wildfires Spread Out of Control All Over London!
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The Fog In London Is So Thick Blackbirds Are Actually Eating It
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Shopping Fatality Comes Back to Haunt Sainsbury's
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P2 Lodge gathers for Hitler's daughter's 80th birthday bash
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Cops seize Blair's passport as Cherie tans her cellulite
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Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies
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London 2012 Olympics sponsoring update
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The Highest Paid Prostitute In London Makes £10,000 A Week [$13,600 US]
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London is Burning, and You Live by the River
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The Out-of-Control Wildfires In Great Britain Are Now Threatening To Destroy Windsor Castle
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Smartarse Inventor Outfoxes London Mayor: Designs Car Powered By ULEZ Regulations
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