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The Highest Paid Prostitute In London Makes £10,000 A Week [$13,600 US]
LONDON – (UK Satire) – BuzzFuzz (UK) reports that the highest paid prostitute in London makes a £520,000 a year [$707,200 US]. This fact was uncovered by Brompton Boxgrove, with the Tickety Boo News. He stated that he got the information from t…
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London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced
In the wake of the recent totally unsurprising bomb attacks on the London Transport system the British Government have introduced a raft of new measures designed to show that something is being done.
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Savile Row to be renamed Tailor Street
One of London's poshest streets, Savile Row, is to be renamed to Tailor Street in a bid to distance itself from Jimmy Savile. "We don't know for certain just what Jimmy Savile has done or not done," said Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, who is orga...
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Prince William getting fat and going bald
London. (Spoof International News) Prince William, second in line to the British throne, has reportedly recently gained excessive weight, and has become very concerned about his accelerating hair loss.
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Jagger in distress, cries for help in ICU while orderly accompanies him on guitar
Mick Jagger of the rock & roll band The Rolling Stones is in the ICU at London’s St. Thomas’ Hospital for an undisclosed malady. Last evening, reportedly, Jagger was in despair and called out for assistance, but hospital staff mistakenly thou…
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Blackpool Tower to be Moved to London
The Blackpool Tower is to be moved to London today because London is a bit warmer than it is in Blackpool. There has not been a summer in Blackpool for years now,long hot sunny days are a thing of the past as Global Freezing continues to bite. Whi...
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Barmy Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, told reporters at a news conference that Londoners should be allowed to “keep their EU citizenship” after Brexit. Khan, who once famously allowed a great big blimp of US President Donald Trump to be floated over...
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Bismarck sunk again
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Tragedy has struck once again in the hapless Von Bismarck family, whose eponymous luxury ocean-going yacht, leased to the Third Reich on cruise duties, met with disaster in the Mediterranean in 1941.
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Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies
LONDON - The odds-on favorite to win Britain's Got Talent 48-year-old Susan Boyle lost her temper and launched into a four-letter diatribe that makes Christian Bale's tongue-lashing tirade pale by comparison. It seems that Boyle was sitting in the...
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P2 Lodge gathers for Hitler's daughter's 80th birthday bash
London, Tuesday 11 October 2005 (Rioters) - The Metropolitan Police has announced tough new security measures ahead of Thursday's 80th birthday celebrations in London for the nation's No 1 senile old terrorist-in-chief and scion of the Adolf...
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Julian Assange – Wikileaks Leaker Begs President Biden To Please Give Him a Pardon
LONDON – (Satire News) – The man who leaked more leaks in the history of leaking is now begging President Biden to help get him out of jail. Julian Assange, who is 49, but who is now looking more like 69, told Loretta Piffinshaw, with England’s Ta…
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Men with tiny penises gather in London
LONDON (ABSNN) -- The Man With the World's Smallest Penis has a large following. Spoof writer, Skoob1999, has called the World's First Congress of Men With Itty-bitty Penises to take place in London beginning June 14th. HRH Prince Charles will ch...
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Spoof Editor Fires All Writers Before Christmas!
Editor of the, The Spoof, Mark Lowton, today fired all writers for the internet Spoof rag, The Spoof. Lowton, who is known to deal in black market giant gerbils claims the move was to create more efficiency in the editing process. "We've been stif...
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Opus Dei mouthpiece says gays 'carry the Mark of Cain'
London, Wednesday 10 May 2006 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): In her first seminal speech since being promoted by PM Tony Blair to the post of Secretary of State for Homosexuality, Opus Dei flag-bearer Ruth Kelly has confirmed that the Bible'...
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Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond
Idris Elba has declined the role of a black James Bond as he considered it condescending to fellow blacks as well as the total misportrayal of the original character. Fleming's 007 was a MI6 spy proficient in languages and the martial arts; and a...
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London Cyclists Collaborate With Ministry Of Defence On Camouflage Design
'Camouflage is critical in giving our troops every advantage in battle,' Air Chief Marshal Sir Stuart Peach, Chief of the Defence Staff, told a London press conference this month. 'This is why we've worked extensively with London cyclists to enhance...
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Police Crackdown on Scooter Crime Angers Mums
"Leave him alone, he's just a kid" screamed Clarissa de Pfeiffel-Johnson as her ten year old son Boris (no relation) was led into a police van in handcuffs. His crime was to be caught using a stolen scooter to carry out muggings on unsuspecting Londo...
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