Reporter Ginger Beer with The Bee's Knees News Agency says that she recently talked with Prince Andrew, and he informed her that Russell Brand called him and asked him for advice regarding the alleged sex charges made by the seven (so far) women.
Miss Beer stated that Russell is obviously upset, shocked, distressed, dismayed, disconcerted and disturbed.
Well, as Beer, noted the LAST word pretty well sums up what is going on in Brand's world which is spiraling out-of-control at a high rate of speed.
Prince Andrew simply told Rusty to keep his chin up, his spirits high, and his pecker IN his pants, for goodness sakes. ■
