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The Balham Tourist Board Guide for Japanese Visitors

Funny story: The Balham Tourist Board Guide for Japanese Visitors

Shopping. Balham is a Mecca for discerning shoppers from as far away as Tooting, and until the 1980s, even boasted its own "private shop", handily situated within two minutes' walk of the local secondary school. Unfortunately, concerned citizens, or "busybodies", as any self-respecting connoisseur of BDSM, unusual practices, and loose morals would call them, successfully campaigned to close it dow...

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The Lun Dun mayor: he wore an itsby-bitsy, teeny-weeny yellow bikini

Funny story: The Lun Dun mayor: he wore an itsby-bitsy, teeny-weeny yellow bikini

Lun Dun, Eng Lund—Lun Duners, like other Britz, hate their mayor, Sad Ick Khan (no relation, as far as anyone knows, to either Genghis or Kubla), and, to show it, they took up a collection to protest his existence. More than 16 million people (twi...

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Sodden Carnival makes Notting Hill Revellers proud to be British

Funny story: Sodden Carnival makes Notting Hill Revellers proud to be British

Sunday's wash out on the streets of Notting Hill brought the true spirit of Being British out in full force. A man dressed in a bin bag told us, "It's what it's all about, innit? Carnival's not all about colour, music, celebration and creativity. We...

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Spoof Writers Mourning Mark Lowtons Death Discover Corpse Not Dead!

Funny story: Spoof Writers Mourning Mark Lowtons Death Discover Corpse Not Dead!

Yet another funeral was held for The Spoof editor, Mark Lowton, of Piccadilly Gin. "It were sad, it were," wheezed one writer puffing on his cigar, "Aardly anybody turned out fer this 'un, poor bastard." "He was a saint!" cried the writer known on...

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Trump security man 'shot Royal Corgi' during meeting with Queen

Reports have emerged that Donald Trump's recent meeting with the Queen was not as uneventful as we were led to believe. A source close to the Royal household has told Spoofflé that as the President attempted to kiss Her Majesty, one of her corgis...

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Born To Spoof New Beginnings Chapter 5: We Meet Again!

Funny story: Born To Spoof New Beginnings Chapter 5: We Meet Again!

"Good work #3," said a disgustingly familiar voice that made my skin crawl. "Just as I asked you to do," said Mark, as he leveled a 357 magnum and silencer at me. "I'm not #3," said #4, "Remember? I'm number 7." "Tcch," said Mark clicking his tongue,"OHHHHH yes! Sorry my dear. Well, you've done well bringing me this naughty boy. Oh, don't look at her sooo disappointed, JLF, she's never love...

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Born To Spoof New Beginnings CH 4: Clone Ride To Oblivion

Funny story: Born To Spoof New Beginnings CH 4: Clone Ride To Oblivion

The sheets of silk were nowhere near as smooth as #4's thighs. I woke with them wrapped around my head. As I lay there admiring the scenery I noticed a tatoo I'd never noticed before, "#007". I reluctantly I gently extricated myself for a call of nature. When I returned she was sitting up, "We'll be there soon." she said brushing her hair aside to show one of her green eyes. "Where is there...

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Police Crackdown on Scooter Crime Angers Mums

Funny story: Police Crackdown on Scooter Crime Angers Mums

"Leave him alone, he's just a kid" screamed Clarissa de Pfeiffel-Johnson as her ten year old son Boris (no relation) was led into a police van in handcuffs. His crime was to be caught using a stolen scooter to carry out muggings on unsuspecting Londo...

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Exploding fish art makes a big blast at a London art gallery

An exploding fish, part of an art piece done by Lee Bul. exploded in a London art gallery during the last week of May. "Majestic Splendor" was part of a rotting fish exhibition that Bul, an Asian artist, created. The exhibition was slated to open...

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Grenfell Tower Tribute Destroyed

Funny story: Grenfell Tower Tribute Destroyed

A man who spent 9 months completing a model of the Grenfell Tower in a tribute to its victims is said to be devastated after it was destroyed whilst being displayed in a London Art Studio. The Tower Tribute, which stood at 2ft 4" high was painsta...

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Odors from Ecuador’s Embassy in London draw some concern

Funny story: Odors from Ecuador’s Embassy in London draw some concern

Surrounded by protesters and police keeping a close watch for any disturbance, Ecuador’s London embassy is subject to new investigations. That is, observers have noticed a certain odor that appears to be coming from this noble edifice, although fr...

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London police blame Jack The Ripper for Power Cut!

Funny story: London police blame Jack The Ripper for Power Cut!

A power cut that caused havoc around London's seedy West End / Soho areas seems to have been caused by a serial killer London's police authorities have been hunting since 1888! One person lost in China Town, a Chinese man with noodles in his eyes,...

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London Cyclists Collaborate With Ministry Of Defence On Camouflage Design

Funny story: London Cyclists Collaborate With Ministry Of Defence On Camouflage Design

'Camouflage is critical in giving our troops every advantage in battle,' Air Chief Marshal Sir Stuart Peach, Chief of the Defence Staff, told a London press conference this month. 'This is why we've worked extensively with London cyclists to enhance...

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Trump Family Takes Over London

Funny story: Trump Family Takes Over London

The Trump Family, who arrived from the United States yesterday, have already begun to infuriate the British people. "First it was when that "First Daughter" (who now wants to be called the "Daughter Royal") Ivanka, called the local cuisine "crap" and insisted that all her food be imported from Parisian restaurants across the border in France while she was in Britain. Then when Trump thought Gu...

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Britain is Invaded By the Trump Family

Funny story: Britain is Invaded By the Trump Family

London, England American President Donald Trump made an official visit to England with his whole family in tow. President Trump made a number of requests, including that he would need a castle for Melania and Barron, another for Don Jr., Tiffany,...

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"Why were 300 Upton Park stewards sacked?" shrieks the Duchess of Knightsbridge.

Funny story: "Why were 300 Upton Park stewards sacked?" shrieks the Duchess of Knightsbridge.

THE Athletics Stadium, Stratford, LONDON: Following the manhandling ejection of the Duchess of Knightsbridge from the London Stadium, whilst the 'Duchess' was standing up singing the West Ham National anthem and being labelled a 'trouble-maker', ser...

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Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Funny story: Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Russia declares war against China. Iran declares war against Iraq. Israel declares war against Syria. Italy declares war against Macedonia. Turkey declares war against Germany. Australia declares war against East Timor. Japan declares war again...

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Northern Line at rush hour revealed as Dante's tenth circle of hell

Funny story: Northern Line at rush hour revealed as Dante's tenth circle of hell

In a shock statement, the tenth circle of hell from Dante's "Inferno" has been named as the Northern Line at rush hour. Intended as the circle to punish commuters for trusting the British public transportation system, this horrendous site sees an...

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London Borough of Hackney Retains Britains most Wasteful Award

Funny story: London Borough of Hackney Retains Britains most Wasteful Award

London - Faceless, winging, scumbag, lazy ass, worthless, civil servant, cockroaches will raise a glass wine at the expense of the long suffering tax payers this evening as predictably the London Borough of Hackney retained its title as 'Britains...

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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