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London police blame Jack The Ripper for Power Cut!

Funny story: London police blame Jack The Ripper for Power Cut!

A power cut that caused havoc around London's seedy West End / Soho areas seems to have been caused by a serial killer London's police authorities have been hunting since 1888! One person lost in China Town, a Chinese man with noodles in his eyes,...

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London Cyclists Collaborate With Ministry Of Defence On Camouflage Design

Funny story: London Cyclists Collaborate With Ministry Of Defence On Camouflage Design

'Camouflage is critical in giving our troops every advantage in battle,' Air Chief Marshal Sir Stuart Peach, Chief of the Defence Staff, told a London press conference this month. 'This is why we've worked extensively with London cyclists to enhance...

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Trump Family Takes Over London

Funny story: Trump Family Takes Over London

The Trump Family, who arrived from the United States yesterday, have already begun to infuriate the British people. "First it was when that "First Daughter" (who now wants to be called the "Daughter Royal") Ivanka, called the local cuisine "crap" and insisted that all her food be imported from Parisian restaurants across the border in France while she was in Britain. Then when Trump thought Gu...

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Britain is Invaded By the Trump Family

Funny story: Britain is Invaded By the Trump Family

London, England American President Donald Trump made an official visit to England with his whole family in tow. President Trump made a number of requests, including that he would need a castle for Melania and Barron, another for Don Jr., Tiffany,...

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"Why were 300 Upton Park stewards sacked?" shrieks the Duchess of Knightsbridge.

Funny story: "Why were 300 Upton Park stewards sacked?" shrieks the Duchess of Knightsbridge.

THE Athletics Stadium, Stratford, LONDON: Following the manhandling ejection of the Duchess of Knightsbridge from the London Stadium, whilst the 'Duchess' was standing up singing the West Ham National anthem and being labelled a 'trouble-maker', ser...

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Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Funny story: Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Russia declares war against China. Iran declares war against Iraq. Israel declares war against Syria. Italy declares war against Macedonia. Turkey declares war against Germany. Australia declares war against East Timor. Japan declares war again...

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Northern Line at rush hour revealed as Dante's tenth circle of hell

Funny story: Northern Line at rush hour revealed as Dante's tenth circle of hell

In a shock statement, the tenth circle of hell from Dante's "Inferno" has been named as the Northern Line at rush hour. Intended as the circle to punish commuters for trusting the British public transportation system, this horrendous site sees an...

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Inquest into Disappearance of London Taxicab Passenger

Funny story: Inquest into Disappearance of London Taxicab Passenger

LONDON: An in-cab surveillance video has been leaked on the internet prior to the Scotland Yard investigation of its driver Fintan Murphy in London. Murphy is suspected in the disappearance of his middle-aged passenger Julian Forsyth Davidson-Clar...

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The Potter Bank Opens in London

Funny story: The Potter Bank Opens in London

LONDON UK: A new bank has just opened in London. Who owns the bank and who runs it is still a guarded secret. But it is a bank like no other. It has its own pub, massage parlour and meditation room. And boasts a disturbing mural in the foyer depictin...

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The "World's Greatest Vagina"... up for Grabs

Funny story: The "World's Greatest Vagina"... up for Grabs

At an auction in Sotheby's London, a photo of what experts describe as "the world's greatest vagina" was unveiled. Dubbed "The Source" media coverage at the auction was global. However, owner of the vagina was not named and speculation is rife; but i...

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BBC World News April 2016

Funny story: BBC World News April 2016

BARBARA: "Following the doctors' strike a man in Croydon had to have his leg removed when an ingrowing toenail turned septic. After receiving an epidural, a woman in Epping gave birth to deformed triplets. In Madrid, a man was shot dead during a botched supermarket robbery. While in Riga Latvia, a woman making an emergency phone call concerning the accidental death of her Pooch had her bag s...

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Old Lady Arrested Outside Bank

Funny story: Old Lady Arrested Outside Bank

An elderly woman was arrested in Kensington Hight Street London, England yesterday for malicious vandalism and wanton destruction of private property. Mrs. Edith Entwhistle explained to police who arrested her: "This is MY bank. Every letter I...

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Death by Lambrini

Funny story: Death by Lambrini

A mother and daughter from London have been accused of 'a Christmas day plot to murder London bus driver with poisoned Lambrini'. Jacqueline Patrick, 54, has been charged with attempting to murder her husband Doug, now 72. Allegedly she slipped an...

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Discarded flea-ridden mattress trend sweeps through Dalston, East London

Demand for old mattresses "full of fleas" has soared in recent months in the infamously hipster Dalston district in northeast London. Imported from north Manchester, the increasingly expensive showpiece is now regularly seen on balconies throughout t...

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Matthew's Suicide Note

Funny story: Matthew's Suicide Note

Scotland Yard Police are trying to trace the origins of a suicide note. Police were summoned to Blackfriars Bridge last night when a man out walking his dog spotted a pair of boots mid-way across the bridge on the pavement beside a briefcase full of...

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Riderless Bicycles in London by 2020

Boris Johnson as vowed that riderless bicycles will be common on UK streets by 2020, and has printed 50 million pounds of public funds toward the project. The bicycles, the result of a government think tank on new pedastrain propulsion systems, wi...

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London's Lonely Hearts

Funny story: London's Lonely Hearts

Grace Power - Tattoo Artist (35) Short haired lady with muscular build whose interests include pumping iron, spitting and football. Is looking for a professional and handsome business-like man. Murray Miller - Retired Factory Assistant (104) 4 ft 4 in height, decrepit, wrinkly and covered in moles and liver spots who enjoys waking up in the morning. Is seeking a woman who can take him to...

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You Now Have Nowhere to Hide... "For your Own Good".

Funny story: You Now Have Nowhere to Hide... "For your Own Good".

The man from Home Security, Klaus Offenbach, told us that "it is all for your own good". What was he referring to? And did any of us ask him or the totalitarian government masquerading as a multi-party 'democracy' that he serves for any help? He is r...

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London Borough of Hackney Retains Britains most Wasteful Award

Funny story: London Borough of Hackney Retains Britains most Wasteful Award

London - Faceless, winging, scumbag, lazy ass, worthless, civil servant, cockroaches will raise a glass wine at the expense of the long suffering tax payers this evening as predictably the London Borough of Hackney retained its title as 'Britains...

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