Liverpoop FC raise trophy after 30 years proving hope is eternal!
Cobwebs have been dusted down in Liverpoop's trophy room to accommodate their latest success, the Premier League trophy. After 30 years enviously looking east toward Manchester, where City and United won nearly everything, Liverpoop, unlike Arsena…
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Liverpool FC To Hold Premier League Victory Parade On Sunday
With what's being said by many to be "an unassailable lead" in the Premier League, Liverpool Football Club have organised a victory parade around the city's streets on Sunday to celebrate their first title in 30 years. The end of the season is not...
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Liverpool: Are The Wheels Coming Off?
They might remain unbeaten in the Premier League this season, but, after barely surviving a nervous last half-hour at Shrewsbury Town yesterday, some football pundits are asking "have Liverpool finally cracked?" The 4th-round tie at Gay Meadow aga...
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Liverpool Face Points Deduction
Last week it was Manchester City who were in trouble for their financial shenanigans, and this week, an even bigger story is emerging, as Liverpool - with a 22-point cushion at the top of the Premier League - face having some of those points deducted...
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Queen Says Liverpool Must Be Handed Premier League Title
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has waded into the row over whether or not Liverpool Football Club should be handed the Premier League title before the league season is actually over. The PL programme has been temporarily shut down due to fears over t...
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Football Gossip: Willian, Rangers, Jordan Nobbs, Liverpool, Mourinho Shock
Barcelona have reopened transfer talks with representatives of Chelsea and Brazil winger Willian. Previous talks had collapsed over the player's desire to be known as "Will-I-An" on his shirt. After scoring Rangers' second goal at St Mirren on Sat...
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Cristiano Ronaldo Puts In Transfer Request
Liverpool's Riise In Transfer Talks With Chelsea
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Liverpool Happy To Get Away
Liverpool Boss Kenny Dalglish Oldest Manager In Premier League After 40 Years Added Onto His Age During Man Utd Defeat
The BIG heavy weight fight night: Brendan Rodgers vs. Luis Suarez!
Liverpool FC: Mathematicians To Calculate When Reds Can Be Crowned Champions
Liverpool Crazy As Cobblers At Carling Cup Home Defeat To Northampton
Manchester United And Liverpool To Play In Face Masks And Surgical Gowns
There has been a dramatic announcement from the Premier League this morning, that, in light of the current risk to public health, both Liverpool and Manchester United will undergo an unexpected 'kit change', and will play their remaining fixtures thi...
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Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard determined to reclaim Premiership in 2012
Steven Gerrard won't be knocked down. He told reporters that Liverpool is definitely on the way back up. Obviously if Manchester United do win the cup this season it will mean a 19th title for them over Liverpool's 18. Gerrard was holding back...
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Liverpool To Be Crowned Premier League Champions Tonight
In an unprecedented, and landmark action in the history of the Football League earlier today, it was announced that Liverpool are to be crowned Premier League champions at midnight tonight, despite nearly half of the season still remaining. The Re...
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Gerrard quits football, brings out hit DJ remix - Now Dats Worra Call Muzik Soft Lad
Steven Gerrard, Liverpool FC legend and 18 Yard Diving World Champion, shocked the football world yesterday by turning his back on premier league football, as he set off on a new career terrorising the top 40 with some wicked remixes. After sensat...
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Liverpool FC: FA Say Same Team Must Play At Chelsea
After the dust had settled on a memorable victory for the Liverpool under-23 side in their FA Cup 4th-round replay against Shrewsbury Town at Anfield last night, there was a shock in store for manager, Jürgen Klopp, this morning. The Reds team con...
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Liverpool Want Harry Maguire In Summer After Watford Defensive Disaster
Rumours emanating from Anfield this morning are that Liverpool will seek to strengthen their defence in the summer, after their present back four was 'taken to the cleaners' in yesterday's 3-0 defeat at Watford. They will be making a serious £100m...
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Liverpool: Jürgen Klopp Says "It's Too Early To Think About Titles"
Liverpool may be 25 points ahead of their closest rivals in the race to win their first top-tier title in 30 years, but their manager, Jürgen Klopp, is taking nothing for granted, and says it is far too early to be thinking of such things. Liverpo...
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Football Gossip & comments 2nd September 2012
Liverpool midfielder Jonjo Shelvey, 20, whose grandmother is from Edinburgh, has held talks with the SFA about potentially representing Scotland. (Sunday Mirror) "See you Jimmy, I mean Jonjo" England manager Roy Hodgson insists he will stick with veterans Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard and John Terry. Lampard, 34, Gerrard, 32, and Terry, 31, will not be discarded as they enter their 30s. (Dai...
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Liverpool Denied First Title In 30 Years By Coronavirus Football Shutdown
It's been confirmed after an extraordinary meeting of Premier League and English Football League officials last night, that from midnight tonight, all football in the UK will be suspended indefinitely, and that Liverpool, the team that looked odds-on...
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Liverpool: Has Jurgen Klopp Has Lost The Dressing Room?
There was more bad news for Liverpool fans at Stamford Bridge last night, as the Reds crashed out of the FA Cup at the hands of Chelsea, and, after being hammered 3-0 at Watford on Saturday, meaning they have suffered two defeats in four days, some a...
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