The Four Horsemen Of Liverpool Ride Again
BILLINGSGATE POST: Outlined against a blue-gray September sky, the Four Horsemen rode again. In biblical lore, they are known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death. These are only aliases. Their real names are Wood, Firmino, Mané and Alexand...
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Football Gossip & comments 26th August 2012
Liverpool striker Luis Suarez insists he has a nice side despite admitting he gets angry on the pitch. (The Guardian) And if you disagree with him, he'll bite your ****ing ear off! Tevez is my role model says Luis Suarez (Daily Star) Er yeah, that could be were your going wrong Luis. Balram Chainrai, the former Portsmouth owner, has submitted a new offer in a bid to buy the League One cl...
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Liverpool Through - Czechs Check Out
Liverpool emerged victorious tonight in a one goal thriller against Sparta Prague, in an unusually timed early kick off, which according to whichever source you care to believe, was scheduled by Channel Five in order that it not clash with Coronation...
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Steve Gerrard To Be Fined Two Weeks' Wages
Steven Gerrard, the Liverpool captain, received the worst news possible this morning, when Anfield officials, keen to nip media criticism of the star in the bud, fined the midfielder two weeks' wages. The fine is a massive blow for Gerrard, who wa...
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Football Gossip & comments 7th August 2012
Jack Sullivan, son of West Ham joint-chairman David, has said on Twitter that the club's interest in Liverpool striker Andy Carroll is over. (Daily Mirror) Mainly because Andy Carrolls interest in West Ham never began. Ravel Morrison, now on loan at Birmingham City, was flown home from West Ham's pre-season tour because he needed to have seven teeth removed. (Daily Mail) Don't they have den...
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Robbie Fowler Arrested Again After 'Cocaine Found In Footballs' Story Churned Up Again By L'Equipe
Cardiff City striker Robbie Fowler will not now miss the FA Cup fourth round replay against Arsenal after being mistakenly arrested when cocaine, with a potential value of up to £120,000, was thought to have been discovered inside a consignment of fo...
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The Bee In John Barnes's Bonnet
Can Liverpool survive?
Liverpool Stuff Chelsea - But What's With The Kids?
Sacked Kenny Daiglish offered job as Sir Alex's translator!
Manchester United No Chance Of Clean Sweep
The magic of The FA Cup - Semi-Final Predictions
Football Gossip & comments 11th July 2012
Even non-football fans may enjoy Arsene Wenger and Kenny Dalglish's new idea
Atkinson "sincerely" apologizes to Everton's Rodwell after red card rescinded
Football Gossip & comments 9th July 2012
Liverpool Fans Stranded On Merseyside By "Plane Problems"
QPR bit by "rat" Suarez
Football Gossip & comments 24th August 2012
Fulham have lodged a formal complaint with the Premier League over Liverpool's interest in Clint Dempsey. (Various) Fulham going against the grain here, the rest of the country are laughing at Liverpool, and they're complaining about them. Wolverhampton Wanderers agree fees of £22 million in selling Matt Jarvis to West Ham and Stephen Fletcher to Sunderland. (BBC Sport) Newly minted Wolves...
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Liverpool v Everton Merseyside Derby Match Abandoned
The Merseyside derby between Everton and Liverpool was sensationally abandoned just after the half time restart today, when referee Martin Atkinson sent off all but one player. Pepe Reina, Liverpool goalkeeper was the only player left standing, af...
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Liverpool apologise to Chelsea for Torres
Liverpool have described Fernando Torres' refusal to score for Chelsea as "unacceptable". Torres has since apologised for being unable to hit a cow's arse with a banjo, and admits he has let the club down. Liverpool's managing director, says th...
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Animal rights to visit Anfield, Liverpool, as concern mounts over 11 donkeys!
This is ANFIELD, Liverpool: Animal rights investigators have instigated an investigation in the Anfield area of Liverpool, after reports that 11 donkeys and their old Scottish handler were forceably fed humble pie for over 90 minutes, on Saturday 24...
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Captain S. Gerard Will Carry His Second Leg VS Chelsea
Liverpudlian Capitan Steven Gerard despite the loss of his left leg in a previous match has announced that he will carry said second leg into the face off with Chelsea. Gerard has received a special dispensation from the Pope of Geenwich Village...
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Liverpool v Unirea Urziceni - The Top Stories Come First!
In an eventful week during which our national game has hit the headlines for all the wrong reasons, it's reassuring to know that Liverpool Football Club are proudly flying the flag. The Reds continue their Europa League odyssey this Thursday when...
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Liverpool Lags beg forgiveness as 40 Hour week announced for Prisoners
Walton Jail, Liverpool: New 40 Hour working week announced for prisoners having an alarming effect on the prisoners at Liverpools All Inclusive 4+ star Gaol. (GAOL, not GOAL, currently used sparingly at Liverpool FC) Secretary of State for INJusti...
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Rafa Plays It Cool - Remains Defiant
Rafa Benitez displayed a blatantly defiant front at an Anfield press conference this morning following his Liverpool team's embarrassing home FA Cup exit at the hands of lowly Reading, which saw the home team booed off the pitch at full time by their...
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Harry Redknapp Offloads Peter Crouch To Liverpool - Targets Balotelli
Latest news from the Lane suggests that Liverpool officials are close to negotiating a return to Anfield for Peter Crouch, and that Spurs intend to use the money in part payment for tempestuous Italian hitman Mario Balotelli, who has been told he can...
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Some Second-hand Man. U kits up for sale on Ebay-being bought up by gloating Liverpool fans
Many fickle Man. U. fans are hanging their heads in shame and putting Man. U.team kits up for sale on Ebay. It was rumoured that Liverpool fans are buying them for pennies to use as 'dusters'. True fans are hanging in with 'the lads' as they say i...
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Kenny Dalglish substitutes Andy Carroll with a "wimp"!
After Fernando Torres of Chelsea, Andy Carroll bites the biscuit as the second big time loser in the Premier league and slowly Liverpool manager, Kenny Dalglish, is beginning to see what they paid 35 million quid for, a "wimp"! Andy, struggling to...
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Football Gossip, more tales for September
Arsenal's Switzerland defender Stephan Lichtsteiner, 34, has rubbished reports of retirement and claims he has the body of a 28-year-old and that body belongs to his girlfriend, Brazilian pornstar Fifi La Bumba. Lichtsteiner has made one substitute a...
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Football Gossip & comments 3rd August 2012
Portsmouth are due to play a friendly against AFC Wimbledon next week and such are their financial problems their squad list in the programme is empty. (Metro) Bring your boots - you might get a game! Liverpool beat Gomel 1-0 in Belarus in the First leg of the First Round of the Europa League, with a goal from Stewart Downing. Who said Stewart Downing can't produce the goods at the highest l...
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The world awaits a clash of fallen Titans not hoping for a Phoenix to rise from the ashes!
Manchester, Sunday 15th on January, sees two once titanic giants clash in a Theater of Dreams, or a nightmare for one, depending who wins and loses this monumental battle. The crowns of these two giants has slipped drastically in recent years, but...
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Chelsea aim to win 'control of the universe' to pacify disappointed fans
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Steven Gerrard releases statement after Nightclub Brawl.
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The Kop is a flop
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Slander and defamation as South Carolina satirist's name dragged through the mud in CIA torture flights fiasco
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Manchester Utd Fans' "Sick" Chart Bid
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Liverpool promise to unite with Everton if they lose to Man Utd Saturday!
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Dalglish Sacked From Liverpool Job
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Liverpool sack Kenny Dalglish!
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Ivanovic is largely horse meat, claims Suarez
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Arsenal attempt to buy Luis Suarez denied by credit card refusal
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"Carlos Tevez so ugly could have played for Liverpool" says Sir Alex
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Benitez To Be Next England Boss
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Hull City To Play All Remaining Games Away From Home
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Steven Gerrard Nicked Over Night Club Assault Shennanighans
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Benitez resigns from Liverpool FC to sell property
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Kop cop it again
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Roy Hodgson refused free ticket for Liverpool v Manchester United
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Liverpool Close to becoming Pain in the Ass
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Liverpools Brexit Bounce
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Football Gossip: Guardiola Under Threat, Come Back Mourinho, Pochettino Not Employed to Win Trophies
