Angry Liverpool Fan Sues Club for Breach of Trust
Unhappy Liverpool fan Julian Cowell-Bennett, 39, is opening legal proceedings against Liverpool football club on the grounds that the club have failed to deliver on the promise given to him when he began supporting the club in September 1978, at the...
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Kenny Dalglish substitutes Andy Carroll with a "wimp"!
After Fernando Torres of Chelsea, Andy Carroll bites the biscuit as the second big time loser in the Premier league and slowly Liverpool manager, Kenny Dalglish, is beginning to see what they paid 35 million quid for, a "wimp"! Andy, struggling to...
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Nick Griffin named new Liverpool manager
Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP, has been named as the new manager of Liverpool FC after the shock departure of Rafa Benitez yesterday. At a hushed press conference, the Liverpool board explained that, though he doesn't yet possess the correct FA...
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Football Gossip & comments 11th July 2012
Harry Redknapp and Fabio Capello are on the 13 man shortlist for the Russia job. A 13 man short-list? I'd hate to see a Russian long list. Or is a Russian long-list the players names? Redknapp has however ruled himself for the job. Shame - I was looking forward to using the headline 'From Taxing Trouble to Russian Roubles' Andy Carroll is considering a loan deal to AC Milan, after rumours...
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Thierry Henry In Possible Return To English Football
Thierry Henry, the Barcelona star, has indicated in an interview with the BBC that he is ready for a return to English football, but would only be prepared to sign for either Arsenal or Manchester United
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Charlie Adam Set For Shock Move To Wigan - Snubs Liverpool
Sources close to Blackpool playmaker and Liverpool transfer target, Charlie Adam, are indicating that the Scot will reject overtures from Anfield, and move to Wigan instead. It is thought that Wigan is closer to Adam's home and therefore a more lo...
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Sacked Kenny Daiglish offered job as Sir Alex's translator!
Barcelona - Is This The End?
Chelsea aim to win 'control of the universe' to pacify disappointed fans
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Football Gossip & comments 2nd September 2012
Kop Silenced By Utrecht Fans In Europa League Bore Draw
Ryan Giggs - A Shining Example, Or "A Greedy Get"?
Carling Cup: Investigation into Welsh team reaching Final
Rodgers and Hammerstein Estate go after Liverpool FC
Emile Heskey to run "Heskeylator" escalator franchise
Football Gossip & comments 11th August 2012
Kop Horror As Liverpool Show Off Pink, Lemon And Magnolia 4th Strip
United Fans 5-Star Liverpool Spoof Movie Short
A 43 minute long fictional Spoof film which portrays a Spoofatised 'account' of Rafa Benitez's half time team talk in the 2005 CL Final in Istanbul, where the Reds trailed by three goals to AC Milan, has been roundly 5 starred by Manchester United fa...
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Paranoid Fergie Convinced Liverpool Behind Bin Laden News
Sir Alex Ferguson admitted in a press conference today that he had suspicions over the timing and motives of the U.S raid that killed Osama Bin Laden earlier this month. "For almost a decade this man has been on the run, yet for some reason he cou...
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Football Gossip: Brendan Rodgers "I was halfway home", Larne FC "Champions League", Mourinho Team Building
Constantly bitching Manchester United coach Jose Mourinho says his team is "far" from being built in his own image as he prepares to face Liverpool at Anfield on Sunday. The United supremo told The Spoof "My team does not sulk, they are not negative,...
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Skoob Sports News Banned From Reporting On Liverpool v United
That's it - we're banned. We can't say another word. There have been allegations in the past that SSN has referred to those cuddly, good natured, naturally witty Liverpudlian folks as "bin dippers" "granny stabbers" Mickey Mousers" and sour pussed...
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Manchester United and Liverpool squads for Saturday's game
Here is the Man United squad for Saturday's match: Edwiny van der Sarsy Gary Nevillesy Patricey Evrasy Oweny Hargreavesy Rioey Ferdinandsy Wessy Brownsy Cristiany Ronaldosy Andersonsy Dimitary Berbatovsy Wayney Rooneysy Ryany Giggsy Benny Fostersy Parky Ji-Sungsy Pauly Scholesy Mikey Carricksy Manager: Alexy Fergsy And the Liverpool one: Diegy Cavaliersy Andry Dossenas...
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Football Gossip & comments 10th August 2012
Liverpool boss could sell Daniel Agger to Manchester City. (BBC Sport) If they sell Agger, where will they get their defensive swagger? And who will move like Mick Jagger? Team USA win the Olympic Womens Football Gold Medal, gaining revenge on Japan who beat them in last years World Cup Final. People said Team USA had no hope against Japan, but of course they had Hope Solo (not Hans Solo)...
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Football Gossip & comments (Scotland) 19th August 2012
Liverpool's Scottish midfielder Charlie Adam has warned his club-mates to expect a hostile atmosphere when they visit Hearts in Thursday's Europa League tie. (Various) No need to worry about a Glasgow Kiss, but watch out for the Edinburgh Elbow.. Rangers crowd of 49,000 v East Stirlingshire in Scottish Division Three was 17,000 more than the combined attendances of the Scottish Premier Leag...
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Ivanovic is largely horse meat, claims Suarez
Sometimes footballer Luis Suarez has refreshed public concern regarding the quality of imported meat in the UK by claiming that that Branislav Ivanovic is at least 30% horse meat. The Liverpool striker, who faced criticism this week for giving the...
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Football Gossip & comments 6th September 2012
Cristiano Ronaldo has rejected accusations he said he is "sad" at Real Madrid to get more money from the club. (BBC Sport) Its hair gel. He wants more hair gel. Trust my sources on this one Liverpool supporters' union Spirit Of Shankly has called on the club's American owners to appoint a chief executive based in the city. (ESPN) The problem is, if they did appoint a local CEO, they'd proba...
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Football Gossip & comments 22nd July 2012
Olympic Warm Up Match - Team GB 0 Brazil 2 Team GB were outclassed by Brazil at The Riverside with first half goals from Sandro and Neymar. Just as well we didn't play them on the beach. Is it too late to instate David Beckham in the squad? Glad All Over Crystal Palace have announced the appointment of comedian and life long fan Eddie Izzard as Director. Their fans could do with a laugh.
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Sorry Scousers Shot Down In Flames By German Gunner
Nothing seemed to go right for Liverpool this afternoon at Anfield, where the once mighty reds huffed and puffed against a fairly lightweight Arsenal team, yet failed to make any real kind of impression. German Gunner, Lukas Podolski fired the Gun...
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Liverpool sign Stadium of Light beachball to strengthen attack
Liverpool, in an increasingly desperate attempt to revive their flagging season, have signed the beachball whose skilfull deflection was their downfall yesterday. The beachball, who was on loan from the Spanish side Real Costa del Sol, will partne...
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Football Gossip & comments 7th August 2012
Jack Sullivan, son of West Ham joint-chairman David, has said on Twitter that the club's interest in Liverpool striker Andy Carroll is over. (Daily Mirror) Mainly because Andy Carrolls interest in West Ham never began. Ravel Morrison, now on loan at Birmingham City, was flown home from West Ham's pre-season tour because he needed to have seven teeth removed. (Daily Mail) Don't they have den...
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Fans advised not to be within spitting distance of Jamie Carragher
Ex Liverpool legend Jamie Carragher has apologised after sensationally spitting at a fourteen year old girl and her dad on the motorway. The Sky TV pundit had been driving back from the Manchester United V Liverpool clash and was clearly a little ann...
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Liverpool and Aston Villa Waste Ninety Minutes of Fans Life.
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Rafa Plays It Cool - Remains Defiant
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Dead Player Signed By Liverpool
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Manchester Utd Fans' "Sick" Chart Bid
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Liverpool v Everton Merseyside Derby Match Abandoned
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Abuse down to my skin colour, not my being a reprehnsible twat, insists Evra
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Scousers of the Kop, the Koppites, now call for the 'second coming' of the 'Messiah', Roy Hodgson, as their LFC Manager!
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Red Sox announce radical replacement for Bobby V
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Action group ask for Luis Suarez to be culled
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Alan Hansen announces retirement from Match of The Day
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Craig Bellamy To Be "Thrown Out Of Liverpool"
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Madonna To Wed Liverpool Boss Rafa Benitez
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Chelsea Sack Scolari After Unbeaten Home Record Ends
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Dalglish To Be Crowned King Kenny
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Atkinson "sincerely" apologizes to Everton's Rodwell after red card rescinded
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The magic of The FA Cup - Semi-Final Predictions
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Liverpool Robbed
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Engand football team move to third in world rankings
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Football Gossip & comments 26th August 2012
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Football Gossip & comments 4th September 2012 - MICHAEL OWEN SPECIAL
