Barcelona - Is This The End?
"Everything must come to an end" is how another old saying goes, and it was never more appropriate than on Tuesday night at Anfield, as Barcelona, so long the dominant force in Eurpoean football, threw away a 3-0 advantage, and crumbled out of the Ch...
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Team of Man United Scientists Claim Anfield Is “Not A Special Place”
Manchester, England. A team of scientists working at the University of Old Trafford have issued a controversial report that seeks to contradict claims made by the wider public in England and the rest of the world that Liverpool FC are a special club.
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I Don't Make Excuses
Master of the excuse, Jurgen Klopp, once again came out all guns blazing in defense of his side’s poor performance against a depleted Manchester United side. Jurgen said: "There are always many factors that decide if you win a football game. Ma...
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Football Gossip: Brendan Rodgers "I was halfway home", Larne FC "Champions League", Mourinho Team Building
Constantly bitching Manchester United coach Jose Mourinho says his team is "far" from being built in his own image as he prepares to face Liverpool at Anfield on Sunday. The United supremo told The Spoof "My team does not sulk, they are not negative,...
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Emile Heskey to run "Heskeylator" escalator franchise
Emile Heskey's 5 million pound move today from Liverpool FC to Birmingham City FC has sparked off a string of remarkable revelations concerning the indomitable striker's business ventures.
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Klopp drives digger into Mourinho's Liverpudlian hotel lobby!
It's a well-known fact that the fierce rivalry between Manchester United and Liverpool is the hottest in the UK footballing world, and now Liverpool manager Juergen Klopp has taken it to a new level! After 'The No More Special One' got the boot f...
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Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)
Some Second-hand Man. U kits up for sale on Ebay-being bought up by gloating Liverpool fans
Manchester United's Nani 'Delighted' With Liverpool Assist
Downton Abbey Ends and Downtown Fenway Begins
Steve Gerrard Arrest Latest
Local Man Distraught Over Yet Another Liverpool Drubbing
Football Gossip & comments 26th August 2012
Steven Gerrard releases statement after Nightclub Brawl.
Liverpool Crazy As Cobblers At Carling Cup Home Defeat To Northampton
Madonna To Wed Liverpool Boss Rafa Benitez
Harry Redknapp Offloads Peter Crouch To Liverpool - Targets Balotelli
Liverpool v Man United a tabloid's dream!
Liverpool sack Kenny Dalglish!
Liverpool have sacked Kenny Dalglish after his failure to finish in the top four of the Premier League. Kenny Dalglish's second coming as Liverpool manager is over after he paid the price for failing to compete for a Champions League place. The...
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Liverpool Fans In No Mood To Forgive Hicks Jr E-Mail
"Blow me, ****face. Go to hell. I'm sick of you." The above is a facsimile copy of an e-mail sent to a Liverpool supporter by Tom Hicks Jr, son of Liverpool FC co-owner, Tom Hicks, in the early hours of Saturday. The overheated response came in...
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Manchester United Fuming After Loss Against Liverpool.
Further back room let-downs have struck Manchester United this weekend. As reported last week here, after an administrative error caused defeat at Chelsea, the gremlins struck again for the beleaguered club as they played the superior Liverpool squad...
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Football Gossip & comments (Scotland) 19th August 2012
Liverpool's Scottish midfielder Charlie Adam has warned his club-mates to expect a hostile atmosphere when they visit Hearts in Thursday's Europa League tie. (Various) No need to worry about a Glasgow Kiss, but watch out for the Edinburgh Elbow.. Rangers crowd of 49,000 v East Stirlingshire in Scottish Division Three was 17,000 more than the combined attendances of the Scottish Premier Leag...
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Spurs 4 Liverpool 0 - Harry Redknapp Reveals 'Secret' Training Regime
Over the moon Spurs boss, 'Happy' Harry Redknapp, basked in the glow of reflected glory this afternoon as Spurs hammered nine man Liverpool 4-0, with goals from Modric, Defoe, and a brace from Adebayor. It was a well deserved victory, as the White...
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Charlie Adam Set For Shock Move To Wigan - Snubs Liverpool
Sources close to Blackpool playmaker and Liverpool transfer target, Charlie Adam, are indicating that the Scot will reject overtures from Anfield, and move to Wigan instead. It is thought that Wigan is closer to Adam's home and therefore a more lo...
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Liverpool apologise to Chelsea for Torres
Liverpool have described Fernando Torres' refusal to score for Chelsea as "unacceptable". Torres has since apologised for being unable to hit a cow's arse with a banjo, and admits he has let the club down. Liverpool's managing director, says th...
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Football Gossip & comments 11th July 2012
Harry Redknapp and Fabio Capello are on the 13 man shortlist for the Russia job. A 13 man short-list? I'd hate to see a Russian long list. Or is a Russian long-list the players names? Redknapp has however ruled himself for the job. Shame - I was looking forward to using the headline 'From Taxing Trouble to Russian Roubles' Andy Carroll is considering a loan deal to AC Milan, after rumours...
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The Bee In John Barnes's Bonnet
Ex Liverpool and England midfielder John Barnes has spoken out against racism by saying: "England is a country of passive racists" While Back and to the Left news cannot help but admit that there have been several unsavoury incidents involving racism at football matches, what John is saying is surely a little extreme: considering he was born in Jamaica and played at the highest international...
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Joe Cole is just the first Cole to go to Liverpool
After announcing the big name signing of Joe Cole, Roy Hodgson, manager of Liverpool football club, has seen the media furore this has generated, and put in big bids for the other Coles. First considering it, is Ashley Cole, although it will take...
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The Glazers ruining another football club
This club is Liverpool F.C! You might be surprised that the new Liverpool owner is actually a cousin to the hated Manchester United owners. Yes, he lied that his family name was 'Henry'. Well actually, it's no real surprise that they are cousins, con...
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Liverpool Blame Defeat On Poor State Of Boots
Liverpool FC, the once-proud Merseyside giants with a wealth of both domestic and European success, were last night brought down to earth by unfancied Northampton Town, who beat the Reds in their third-round Carling Cup-tie at Anfield after a penalty...
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Carroll and Suarez relieve Fernando Torres at 'Anfieldgrad'
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Atkinson "sincerely" apologizes to Everton's Rodwell after red card rescinded
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Football Gossip & comments 24th August 2012
