Liverpool Football Club To Build a Football Stadium That Will Eclipse Wembley Stadium
LIVERPOOL, England – (UK Satire) – After several years in the planning stages, the chairman of the Liverpool Football Club. Tom “Hey Mate” Werner has just informed the UK sports media that construction will soon begin on a brand, new, state-of-the-ar…
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Liverpool Boss Jürgen Klopp Facing Sack
There was drama brewing on Merseyside this evening after it became known that the Liverpool board of directors had arranged an emergency meeting at Anfield on Tuesday afternoon with the team's German coach, Jürgen Klopp. Last season's champions ar…
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Liverpool F.C. Sold to Owners of Taco Bell
Following the recent announcement that the Liverpool Football Club was up for sale, American food conglomerate, Yum Brands, has reportedly stepped in with an attractive offer to assume full ownership. While team co-owners Tom Hicks and George Gill...
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Torres Can't Kop A Feel
Liverpool superstar Fernando Torres has admitted he doesn't wasn't Liverpool to win the title as it may harm his chances with the gay section of the Kop end. Speaking outspokenly about the situation Torres (20 something) said "They always want wha...
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Liverpool Want Harry Maguire In Summer After Watford Defensive Disaster
Rumours emanating from Anfield this morning are that Liverpool will seek to strengthen their defence in the summer, after their present back four was 'taken to the cleaners' in yesterday's 3-0 defeat at Watford. They will be making a serious £100m...
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Rafa Benitez gesture to Sam Allardyce explained
The controversial gesture made by Liverpool FC manager Rafa "Chief Akimwolo" Benitez at the Blackburn dugout last week has been identified, not as implying that the game was over, but as an ancient Aztec gesture. The Liverpool manager has been rec...
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Liverpool Goalkeeper In Alleged Betting Scandal
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Manchester United's Nani Invents Leg Injury To Save Getting Shouted At During Half Time
Manchester United's Nani was taken off just before half time during the drubbing they were getting from arch-rivals Liverpool. In a fantastic display that the Oscar judges would have been proud of, Nani dropped to the floor after a soft challenge...
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Liverpool: Are The Wheels Coming Off?
They might remain unbeaten in the Premier League this season, but, after barely surviving a nervous last half-hour at Shrewsbury Town yesterday, some football pundits are asking "have Liverpool finally cracked?" The 4th-round tie at Gay Meadow aga...
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Cristiano Ronaldo Puts In Transfer Request
The transfer deadline may have been reached last Friday, and the window slammed shut, but one man who has got a request in early for the next round of moves is the Juventus player, Cristiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo, 34, has scored a phenomenal amount of...
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Liverpool Denied First Title In 30 Years By Coronavirus Football Shutdown
It's been confirmed after an extraordinary meeting of Premier League and English Football League officials last night, that from midnight tonight, all football in the UK will be suspended indefinitely, and that Liverpool, the team that looked odds-on...
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Suicidal Liverpool FC fans break lockdown and jump in the Mersey!
(NOT EDITED) One hit wonders, Liverpool FC, are wondering why they are not 'top dogs' anymore while both Manchester clubs are 'rinsing' them this season after their first Premier League success since the Amoeba exited water! Their German manager,…
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Rio Ferdinand stalker is a Liverpool fan!
Rio Ferdinand is being stalked by a perverted female Liverpool fan and now a judge has had to put a restraining order on her to prevent anything happening to Rio and his family. It seems that the female stalker, Mrs Scousie Ibru (name changed for...
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Football Gossip: Brendan Rodgers "I was halfway home", Larne FC "Champions League", Mourinho Team Building
Constantly bitching Manchester United coach Jose Mourinho says his team is "far" from being built in his own image as he prepares to face Liverpool at Anfield on Sunday. The United supremo told The Spoof "My team does not sulk, they are not negative,...
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Rafa to consider player/manager role at Pool
There was no shortage of drama today, ahead of this evenings champions league fixtures. Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez claimed he could return to the playing field if the current form of his side does not improve. "I knew we were lacking depth. Wi...
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Liverpool FC: FA Say Same Team Must Play At Chelsea
After the dust had settled on a memorable victory for the Liverpool under-23 side in their FA Cup 4th-round replay against Shrewsbury Town at Anfield last night, there was a shock in store for manager, Jürgen Klopp, this morning. The Reds team con...
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Local Man's Plea: "Just Leave Me Alone" (But Not In A Michael Jackson Way)
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, tonight made an impassioned plea to just be left alone as he is still smarting following his beloved Manchester United FC's trouncing by the Scouse hordes. Shuttlecock told Skoob News reporters: "Can't you just le...
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Liverpool Goalkeeper Alisson Makes Further Blunders
Liverpool blundering goalkeeper Alisson is again in the news this morning, not for his error-strewn performances between the sticks, but, according to his girlfriend, for several Alzheimers-like howlers at home. The hapless Brazilian has been at t…
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