The Liverpool FC Reds Football Team Will Be Changing Their Nickname To Honor The City's Gay Community
LIVERPOOL, England - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza News (UK) has just broken the story that Liverpool's football (soccer) team the Reds has decided to honor the city's gay community by renaming their team nickname. A spokesperson for the Reds,…
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Liverpool and Everton to merge?
The new owners of Liverpool FC have noted that the fan base for the club is not as large as it could be, and have put this down to there being another Premiership club just across the park from Anfield. "We have put an offer in to buy Evertone," s...
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Ole Solskjaer tells Klopp he's a 'tosser!'
(NOT EDITED) After their drab, dire, boring, super-footy-show yesterday, the Manchester United manager has come out and verbally attacked (maybe he should have done that on the pitch at Anfield) the Liverpool FC manager, Klopp! "Juergen, you are a…
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Queen Says Liverpool Must Be Handed Premier League Title
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has waded into the row over whether or not Liverpool Football Club should be handed the Premier League title before the league season is actually over. The PL programme has been temporarily shut down due to fears over t...
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Liverpool Crazy As Cobblers At Carling Cup Home Defeat To Northampton
Mighty Liverpool humbled by Northampton. - The Reds lost out in a penalty shootout to the Cobblers after a hard fought 2-2 draw left a penalty shoot out as the deciding factor. Here at Skoob Sports News, we didn't laugh. Honest. Well, not al...
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Football Gossip & comments 26th August 2012
Liverpool striker Luis Suarez insists he has a nice side despite admitting he gets angry on the pitch. (The Guardian) And if you disagree with him, he'll bite your ****ing ear off! Tevez is my role model says Luis Suarez (Daily Star) Er yeah, that could be were your going wrong Luis. Balram Chainrai, the former Portsmouth owner, has submitted a new offer in a bid to buy the League One cl...
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Liverpool go to Extra Time
Slander and defamation as South Carolina satirist's name dragged through the mud in CIA torture flights fiasco
Vatican To Sell La Pieta To Dubai Shopping Mall Consortium
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Local Man Distraught Over Yet Another Liverpool Drubbing
Fans advised not to be within spitting distance of Jamie Carragher
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Action group ask for Luis Suarez to be culled
Football Gossip & comments 4th September 2012 - MICHAEL OWEN SPECIAL
Liverpool Plan To Groundshare With Everton
Football Gossip & comments 23rd August 2012
Liverpool Blame Defeat On Poor State Of Boots
Liverpool FC, the once-proud Merseyside giants with a wealth of both domestic and European success, were last night brought down to earth by unfancied Northampton Town, who beat the Reds in their third-round Carling Cup-tie at Anfield after a penalty...
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Football Gossip & comments 8th July 2012
Manchester Evening News Manchester City defender Pablo Zabaleta says controversial team-mate Mario Balotelli can become one of the best players in the world if he starts using his brain more. What brain - The one in his penis? Liverpool Echo New Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers has no intention of selling Welsh forward Craig Bellamy. Instead, he's going to swap him for half a dozen tracksui...
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Dementors at Anfield? Whatever next?
This reporter can today exclusively reveal that Liverpool boss Woy Hodgson is in fact one of J.K. Rowling's infamous dementors of Azkaban. Suspicions were aroused when reporter Mike Gatspy travelled to see Hodgson's team of underachievers and appa...
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Liverpool Goalkeeper In Alleged Betting Scandal
As the winners of last year's Premier League title, Liverpool were strongly backed to repeat that feat this year, and, after beating Crystal Palace 7-0 on 19 December, not many people would have bet against them. But one man did. Alisson is his…
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'Liverpool Are Getting Worse, Year By Year' - Jose Mourinho
"You Can't Buy History" stated the flag at the recent Manchester City v Liverpool fixture - which City won 3-0 - but detractors insist that Liverpool have been living on past glories for far longer than most of their most ardent supporters would care...
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Football Gossip & comments (Scotland) 19th August 2012
Liverpool's Scottish midfielder Charlie Adam has warned his club-mates to expect a hostile atmosphere when they visit Hearts in Thursday's Europa League tie. (Various) No need to worry about a Glasgow Kiss, but watch out for the Edinburgh Elbow.. Rangers crowd of 49,000 v East Stirlingshire in Scottish Division Three was 17,000 more than the combined attendances of the Scottish Premier Leag...
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Andy Caroll joins Liverpool, told to get a hair cut
Andy Carroll, the hero of Tyneside is set to become the hero of Merseyside, but only if he gets a hair cut. "It was bad enough that Torres used to wear a headband," said lifelong Liverpool fan and Newcastle boss, Alan Pardew. "But Andy wears a scr...
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Roy Hodgson Unveils Liverpool Five Year Plan
Liverpool boss Roy Hodgson remained in defiant mood today, as his side languished in the bottom three, after their worst top flight season start since the 1964/65 season. After a humiliating home drubbing by Holland - sorry, Blackpool - Hodgson an...
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Angry Liverpool Management Complains to DVLA As Mourinho Parks Two Buses
Jose Mourinho was unapologetic following his team's victory at Liverpool after which he admitted to parking two buses in front of the Chelsea goal. However Liverpool's management was apoplectic at the unorthodox tactics used by Mourinho claiming tha...
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The magic of The FA Cup - Semi-Final Predictions
After Paul The Octopus took the 2010 World Cup by storm by correctly picking the winner in eight successive world cup matches upto and including the final, Sloof Sport News today discovered a meerkat is now attempting to repeat the feat starting with the FA Cup semi-finals. Mystic Mikhov the Meerkat is A cousin of Russian Meerkat Alexsandr, who viewers may know from the Compare The Meerkat webs...
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Ole Solskjaer tells Klopp he's a 'tosser!'
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Liverpool Goalkeeper In Alleged Betting Scandal
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The Liverpool FC Reds Football Team Will Be Changing Their Nickname To Honor The City's Gay Community
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'Liverpool Are Getting Worse, Year By Year' - Jose Mourinho
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Liverpool Blame Defeat On Poor State Of Boots
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Roy Hodgson Unveils Liverpool Five Year Plan
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Liverpool and Everton to merge?
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Andy Caroll joins Liverpool, told to get a hair cut
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Football Gossip & comments 26th August 2012
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Angry Liverpool Management Complains to DVLA As Mourinho Parks Two Buses
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Queen Says Liverpool Must Be Handed Premier League Title
