Liverpool: Are The Wheels Coming Off?
They might remain unbeaten in the Premier League this season, but, after barely surviving a nervous last half-hour at Shrewsbury Town yesterday, some football pundits are asking "have Liverpool finally cracked?" The 4th-round tie at Gay Meadow aga...
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A collection of Michael Owen's best tweets
Since joining Twitter the former football player and now commentator Michael Owen has shared his insights into life. Find below some of the nuggets of interest- It's Friday night! Think I might treat myself to a glass of water - I deserve it Good to see out of some of the football matches played today, several of them had winners. Football on later. Hopefully we'll see plenty of ball kic...
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Liverpool: Jürgen Klopp Says "It's Too Early To Think About Titles"
Liverpool may be 25 points ahead of their closest rivals in the race to win their first top-tier title in 30 years, but their manager, Jürgen Klopp, is taking nothing for granted, and says it is far too early to be thinking of such things. Liverpo...
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The Liverpool FC Reds Football Team Will Be Changing Their Nickname To Honor The City's Gay Community
LIVERPOOL, England - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza News (UK) has just broken the story that Liverpool's football (soccer) team the Reds has decided to honor the city's gay community by renaming their team nickname. A spokesperson for the Reds,…
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Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)
Under-fire Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez, reacting angrily to criticism after his team were beaten 2-1 in Turkey this week, has threatened to leave the club, and to return to his former calling as a bouncer
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Liverpool FC: FA Say Same Team Must Play At Chelsea
After the dust had settled on a memorable victory for the Liverpool under-23 side in their FA Cup 4th-round replay against Shrewsbury Town at Anfield last night, there was a shock in store for manager, Jürgen Klopp, this morning. The Reds team con...
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Liverpool Want Harry Maguire In Summer After Watford Defensive Disaster
Football Gossip & comments 4th September 2012 - MICHAEL OWEN SPECIAL
The Liverpool Soccer Team Cancels Their Two Exhibition Games That Were Scheduled To Be Played In Russia
Football Gossip & comments 24th August 2012
Football Gossip & comments 23rd August 2012
Bin laden bids for Liverpool
Liverpool set off on marathon trip to Atletico Madrid
Liverpool - Police hunt men
Steven Gerrard Latest: Liverpool Fans Say They Will Do Gerrard's 'Prison Time' For Him
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Hull City Ready For Champions League Tilt After Trouncing Liverpool
Liverpool Sign Joe Cole - Cheryl In Talks
Liverpool Goalkeeper In Alleged Betting Scandal
As the winners of last year's Premier League title, Liverpool were strongly backed to repeat that feat this year, and, after beating Crystal Palace 7-0 on 19 December, not many people would have bet against them. But one man did. Alisson is his…
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Souness To Take Over Scotland In New Year
Graeme Souness, the ex-Liverpool player and manager, though never player-manager, is rumoured to be on the verge of being confirmed as the next manager of the Scotland football team. His formal appoi...
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I Don't Make Excuses
Master of the excuse, Jurgen Klopp, once again came out all guns blazing in defense of his side’s poor performance against a depleted Manchester United side. Jurgen said: "There are always many factors that decide if you win a football game. Ma...
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Benitez To Be Next England Boss
Rafa Benitez, the Spanish-looking Liverpool boss, is thought to be the primary target for the vacant England football manager's job, and has been contacted by the chief executive of that...
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Football Gossip & comments 21st August 2012
Brazil international Kaka, 30, has been offered to Manchester United on a season-long loan as Real Madrid prepare for the arrival of Luka Modric. (Daily Mail) Man United are now the first go to club when your offloading a player aged 29 or over. Zenit St Petersburg have made a fresh approach to permanently sign Andrey Arshavin, with Arsenal seeking £10m for the 31-year-old forward. (The Time...
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Robbie Keane Wore Spurs Scarf At Liverpool v. Chelsea Game Last Sunday
Fans who were sitting near Robbie Keane at Anfield last Sunday during the Liverpool v. Chelsea game, have said that even before his transfer back to White Hart Lane had been announced, the player was wearing a Tottenham scarf around his neck. Kean...
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Manchester United's Nani Invents Leg Injury To Save Getting Shouted At During Half Time
Manchester United's Nani was taken off just before half time during the drubbing they were getting from arch-rivals Liverpool. In a fantastic display that the Oscar judges would have been proud of, Nani dropped to the floor after a soft challenge...
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Football Gossip: Willian, Rangers, Jordan Nobbs, Liverpool, Mourinho Shock
Barcelona have reopened transfer talks with representatives of Chelsea and Brazil winger Willian. Previous talks had collapsed over the player's desire to be known as "Will-I-An" on his shirt. After scoring Rangers' second goal at St Mirren on Sat...
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Cristiano Ronaldo Puts In Transfer Request
The transfer deadline may have been reached last Friday, and the window slammed shut, but one man who has got a request in early for the next round of moves is the Juventus player, Cristiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo, 34, has scored a phenomenal amount of...
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Liverpool Unveil Big Name Star
Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez confirmed in an interview yesterday that the Merseyside club have already made the biggest-name signing this summer is likely to produce, when they secured the signature of the Hull City substitute, Jan Vennegoor of Hessel...
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Football Gossip & comments 6th September 2012
Cristiano Ronaldo has rejected accusations he said he is "sad" at Real Madrid to get more money from the club. (BBC Sport) Its hair gel. He wants more hair gel. Trust my sources on this one Liverpool supporters' union Spirit Of Shankly has called on the club's American owners to appoint a chief executive based in the city. (ESPN) The problem is, if they did appoint a local CEO, they'd proba...
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Robbie Keane Wore Spurs Scarf At Liverpool v. Chelsea Game Last Sunday
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Football Gossip & comments 6th September 2012
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I Don't Make Excuses
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Liverpool: Jürgen Klopp Says "It's Too Early To Think About Titles"
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The Liverpool FC Reds Football Team Will Be Changing Their Nickname To Honor The City's Gay Community
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Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)
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Liverpool Unveil Big Name Star
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Manchester United's Nani Invents Leg Injury To Save Getting Shouted At During Half Time
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A collection of Michael Owen's best tweets
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Football Gossip: Willian, Rangers, Jordan Nobbs, Liverpool, Mourinho Shock
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Liverpool: Are The Wheels Coming Off?
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Liverpool FC: FA Say Same Team Must Play At Chelsea
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