Liverpool Face Points Deduction
Last week it was Manchester City who were in trouble for their financial shenanigans, and this week, an even bigger story is emerging, as Liverpool - with a 22-point cushion at the top of the Premier League - face having some of those points deducted...
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Liverpool: Are The Wheels Coming Off?
They might remain unbeaten in the Premier League this season, but, after barely surviving a nervous last half-hour at Shrewsbury Town yesterday, some football pundits are asking "have Liverpool finally cracked?" The 4th-round tie at Gay Meadow aga...
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Liverpool FC To Hold Premier League Victory Parade On Sunday
With what's being said by many to be "an unassailable lead" in the Premier League, Liverpool Football Club have organised a victory parade around the city's streets on Sunday to celebrate their first title in 30 years. The end of the season is not...
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Liverpool To Be Crowned Premier League Champions Tonight
In an unprecedented, and landmark action in the history of the Football League earlier today, it was announced that Liverpool are to be crowned Premier League champions at midnight tonight, despite nearly half of the season still remaining. The Re...
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Manchester United And Liverpool To Play In Face Masks And Surgical Gowns
There has been a dramatic announcement from the Premier League this morning, that, in light of the current risk to public health, both Liverpool and Manchester United will undergo an unexpected 'kit change', and will play their remaining fixtures thi...
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Queen Says Liverpool Must Be Handed Premier League Title
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has waded into the row over whether or not Liverpool Football Club should be handed the Premier League title before the league season is actually over. The PL programme has been temporarily shut down due to fears over t...
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Football Gossip & comments 10th August 2012
Liverpool and Manchester United Agree To Play In China With All Proceeds Going To Coronavirus Research
Football Gossip & comments 23rd August 2012
Football Gossip & comments 6th September 2012
Souness To Take Over Scotland In New Year
The magic of The FA Cup - Semi-Final Predictions
Paranoid Fergie Convinced Liverpool Behind Bin Laden News
Liverpool Through - Czechs Check Out
Football Gossip & comments 24th August 2012
Liverpool: Has Jurgen Klopp Has Lost The Dressing Room?
Local man with football club avatar reinforces, 'complete bellend' stereotype
Football Gossip & comments 7th August 2012
Liverpool: Jürgen Klopp Says "It's Too Early To Think About Titles"
Liverpool may be 25 points ahead of their closest rivals in the race to win their first top-tier title in 30 years, but their manager, Jürgen Klopp, is taking nothing for granted, and says it is far too early to be thinking of such things. Liverpo...
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Liverpool FC: FA Say Same Team Must Play At Chelsea
After the dust had settled on a memorable victory for the Liverpool under-23 side in their FA Cup 4th-round replay against Shrewsbury Town at Anfield last night, there was a shock in store for manager, Jürgen Klopp, this morning. The Reds team con...
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A collection of Michael Owen's best tweets
Since joining Twitter the former football player and now commentator Michael Owen has shared his insights into life. Find below some of the nuggets of interest- It's Friday night! Think I might treat myself to a glass of water - I deserve it Good to see out of some of the football matches played today, several of them had winners. Football on later. Hopefully we'll see plenty of ball kic...
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Liverpool Denied First Title In 30 Years By Coronavirus Football Shutdown
It's been confirmed after an extraordinary meeting of Premier League and English Football League officials last night, that from midnight tonight, all football in the UK will be suspended indefinitely, and that Liverpool, the team that looked odds-on...
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Suarez to have extra english lessons to avoid repeat of race row
Luis Suarez is taking extra English lessons to avoid a repeat of his ban for racially abusing Patrice Evra. The Liverpool striker was given an eight-match suspension for calling the Manchester United left back 'negro' and feels the charge came abo...
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Cristiano Ronaldo Puts In Transfer Request
The transfer deadline may have been reached last Friday, and the window slammed shut, but one man who has got a request in early for the next round of moves is the Juventus player, Cristiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo, 34, has scored a phenomenal amount of...
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Liverpool FC: Mathematicians To Calculate When Reds Can Be Crowned Champions
It's only the first week in February, but already there have been calls for the Premier League title to be handed to Liverpool, after the Reds beat Southampton 4-0 at Anfield yesterday, to move 22 points clear of their nearest rivals. Unsure of th...
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"Carlos Tevez so ugly could have played for Liverpool" says Sir Alex
The Carlos Tevez saga continues to fill the back pages of the UK papers, although to be honest there's not much else happening in sport at the moment, but the latest twist stunned assembled reporters, including yours truly for The Spoof.
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Team of Man United Scientists Claim Anfield Is “Not A Special Place”
Manchester, England. A team of scientists working at the University of Old Trafford have issued a controversial report that seeks to contradict claims made by the wider public in England and the rest of the world that Liverpool FC are a special club.
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Football Gossip & comments 2nd August 2012
Olympics Mens Football: GB beat Uruguay to reach quarters The team captained by Luis Suarez will now be known as UruGoingHome. Olympics Womens Football: GB beat Brazil at Wembley. The ladies showed they are as equal if not better than the men, Mainly by missing a penalty which would put them 2-0 up. The match was watched by 75,000, an incredible figure for womens football. Although hal...
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Local Man Distraught Over Yet Another Liverpool Drubbing
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was today reported to be "distraught and humiliated" this afternoon - a full 24 hours after Liverpool drubbed his beloved Man United 3-1 at Anfield. Shuttlecock has been sighted skulking around, trying to kick the cat...
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Manchester United's Nani Invents Leg Injury To Save Getting Shouted At During Half Time
Manchester United's Nani was taken off just before half time during the drubbing they were getting from arch-rivals Liverpool. In a fantastic display that the Oscar judges would have been proud of, Nani dropped to the floor after a soft challenge...
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Liverpool Want Harry Maguire In Summer After Watford Defensive Disaster
Rumours emanating from Anfield this morning are that Liverpool will seek to strengthen their defence in the summer, after their present back four was 'taken to the cleaners' in yesterday's 3-0 defeat at Watford. They will be making a serious £100m...
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Steven Gerrard Nicked Over Night Club Assault Shennanighans
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Atkinson "sincerely" apologizes to Everton's Rodwell after red card rescinded
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Liverpool apologise to Chelsea for Torres
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Football Gossip & comments 17th July 2012
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German Blitzkrieg over Liverpool!
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Barcelona - Is This The End?
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Liverpool and Aston Villa Waste Ninety Minutes of Fans Life.
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Liverpool set to sign David Beckham, Ronaldo and Eto'o
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Liverpool Plan To Groundshare With Everton
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Bin laden bids for Liverpool
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Liverpool's Riise In Transfer Talks With Chelsea
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This ISN'T Anfield
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Is Kenny Dalglish A Barcelona Spy?
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Gary Neville 'Not Coping Well' With Revelation That He's Really A Scouser
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Liverpool FC's Luis Suarez waves goodbye to his fans with his middle finger!
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Klopp drives digger into Mourinho's Liverpudlian hotel lobby!
