Football Gossip & comments 6th September 2012

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Thursday, 6 September 2012

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Ronaldo had started acting strangely in recent weeks

Cristiano Ronaldo has rejected accusations he said he is "sad" at Real Madrid to get more money from the club.
(BBC Sport)
Its hair gel. He wants more hair gel. Trust my sources on this one

Liverpool supporters' union Spirit Of Shankly has called on the club's American owners to appoint a chief executive based in the city.
The problem is, if they did appoint a local CEO, they'd probably end up loaning him out to West Ham or Newcastle.

France manager Didier Deschamps has indicated that goalkeeper Hugo Lloris is unhappy with comments made by new club boss Andre Villas-Boas, just four days after his move to White Hart Lane.
This could be an even shorter stay than Clive Allen had at Arsenal in the 80s, and Joey Beauchamp had at West Ham in the 90s.

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