Funny story - The Royal Fog Research Group Finds That The English Actually Drink More Tea Than All of The World's Countries Combined

The Royal Fog Research Group Finds That The English Actually Drink More Tea Than All of The World's Countries Combined

LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace has just learned that the United Kingdom's research agency, The Royal Fog Research Group, has just conducted a survey of all of England's 27 counties. The group surveyed over 800,000 Britons, and they fou…

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Funny story - Birmingham, England's Accent Is Named The Most Unpopular In All of Great Britain

Birmingham, England's Accent Is Named The Most Unpopular In All of Great Britain

BIRMINGHAM, Engand - (Satire News) - The mayor of the British city of Birmingham is one mad Brummie. Mayor Yvonne Lulu Mosquito, 57, said that London's Royal Fog Research Group polled close to one million residents of "The Land of The Beatles," an…

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth Tells President Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting England

Queen Elizabeth Tells President Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting England

LONDON – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace say that Queen Elizabeth II has made it abundantly clear to President Trump that he will never set foot in England again. According to London’s Tickety Boo News, Prince Charles noted…

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Funny story - An English Wildfire Destroys The Adolf Hitler Museum In Luftwaffe, England

An English Wildfire Destroys The Adolf Hitler Museum In Luftwaffe, England

LUFTWAFFE, England - (Satire News) - A fast-moving wildfire that started in Fissinshire, quickly spread to one of the few towns in England with a German name. The town of Luftwaffe, which was originally named Lilting Lili, but changed after WWII,…

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Funny story - England to close Scottish and Welsh borders

England to close Scottish and Welsh borders

England will be closing its borders with Wales and Scotland to anyone who is not a citizen, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced. The new measure, to mitigate the spread of the coronavirus in England, also includes the Isle of Wight, The Cha...

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Funny story - The Reason Why Great Britain is Planning on Invading Switzerland

The Reason Why Great Britain is Planning on Invading Switzerland

LONDON – (Satire News) – One of England’s leading news agencies, Ta Ta For Now, has broken the story that Prime Minister Boris Johnson has signed off on the UK invading Switzerland. When asked by TTFN reporter Loretta Piffinshaw why he would attac…

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Funny story - Phil Neville Philosophical About England Defeat

Phil Neville Philosophical About England Defeat

England Women's football team coach, Phil Neville, was philosophical in defeat last night, as his charges went out of the World Cup in Paris with a 2-1 reverse at the hands of holders and favorites, the USA. Neville told reporters: "It's back to t...

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Funny story - The Town Of Mick Jagger, England Has Banned Football Matches

The Town Of Mick Jagger, England Has Banned Football Matches

MICK JAGGER, England - (Satire News) - In a story that is unbelievably hard to imagine, the town of Mick Jagger, formerly Uptonshire-On-The-River Flippant, has voted to ban all football games. The town, which was renamed after the Rolling Stones s…

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Funny story - Racist Bulgarian Ultras So Disgusted, They Left At Halftime

Racist Bulgarian Ultras So Disgusted, They Left At Halftime

There was another easy three points for the England football team in Sofia last night, as Gareth Southgate's boys absolutely annihilated Bulgaria by a trouncingly-reassuring 6-0 scoreline, settling fans' nerves after last week's poor show in the Czec...

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Funny story - Zimmer Frames to be outlawed in England

Zimmer Frames to be outlawed in England

In a move certain to exacerbate already strained relations between the UK government and its Senior Citizens (or Old Gits as they are widely known) the Health and Safety Executive has recommended that Zimmer Frames be banned from June this year.

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Funny story - Fox Hunting Ban Tested by Riders in Drag

Fox Hunting Ban Tested by Riders in Drag

EDGEHILL, England - The controversial fox hunting ban that threatens to divide England like nothing since Margaret Thatcher was skirted merrily yesterday when countless people flocked to the countryside to see fox hunters in drag riding sidesaddle ov...

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Funny story - Dragon Slain in England!

Dragon Slain in England!

LONDON - Yesterday afternoon was indeed an historic day for the residents of Bramptonshire, a remote village in southern Kent, which until very recently was burdened by the heavy shadow of a malicious and bloodthirsty leviathan of yore. For centurie...

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Funny story - God Reveals Details of Medical Clearance for Terrell Owens

God Reveals Details of Medical Clearance for Terrell Owens

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Following the Philadelphia Eagles loss to the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl, the Lord God the Father Almighty admitted that He had cleared Eagles wide receiver Terrell Owens to play in the game. "For sure I was busy last...

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Funny story - Hurricane Katrina Reforming, Orleans Mayor says "Get it RIGHT this time Folks !"

Hurricane Katrina Reforming, Orleans Mayor says "Get it RIGHT this time Folks !"

Even though the remnants of Hurricane Katrina are still just a gentle "wisp of a breeze" hovering at longitude 40.175N, latitude -101.012W off the coast of New England, residents of New Orleans, particular Mayor Ray Nagin are fighting ove...

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Funny story - Lord of the Wedding Rings: Gandalf gets hitched

Lord of the Wedding Rings: Gandalf gets hitched

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Funny story - "Peter Crouch, The Greatest I've Ever Seen" - Thierry Henry. Liverpool 4 - Arsenal 1.

"Peter Crouch, The Greatest I've Ever Seen" - Thierry Henry. Liverpool 4 - Arsenal 1.

After witnessing his side's defeat at the hands of Liverpool, Arsenal's Thierry Henry had an amazing statement for the press; "Peter Crouch is the greatest striker I've ever seen."...

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Funny story - Prince Harry Becomes Icon for Right Wing Youth

Prince Harry Becomes Icon for Right Wing Youth

England has breathed a sigh of relief at finally being let out of the right wing closet thanks to the courage of young Prince Harry.

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Funny story - England Players Get Married To Solidify Strong Player Relations

England Players Get Married To Solidify Strong Player Relations

Three England players were married today in the biggest show of commitment to the national team for decades.

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Funny story - Bloopers

Bloopers

Although not as expensive to produce and not usually considered as "good" as motion pictures, television (TV) shows are still, by everyone's standards except, perhaps, those of Bill Gates, costly and, therefore, even their goofs, flubs, fuckups, boners, and bloopers, as mistakes by cast and crew are called (except when they're called outtakes or, in England, "a comedy of errors"), are often preser...

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Funny story - Jacko and Feducious T. are on a trek to grab ahold of the 'world's perfect beer glass'

Jacko and Feducious T. are on a trek to grab ahold of the 'world's perfect beer glass'

My friend and neighbor Jacko and my old English Comp teacher Feducious T. Flynt stopped by the other day and informed me they were on a sojourn for what they considered to be the quest for the holy grail. "We're taking a road trip, then we'll be t...

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