An English Wildfire Destroys The Adolf Hitler Museum In Luftwaffe, England
LUFTWAFFE, England - (Satire News) - A fast-moving wildfire that started in Fissinshire, quickly spread to one of the few towns in England with a German name. The town of Luftwaffe, which was originally named Lilting Lili, but changed after WWII,…Read full story
Birmingham, England's Accent Is Named The Most Unpopular In All of Great Britain
BIRMINGHAM, Engand - (Satire News) - The mayor of the British city of Birmingham is one mad Brummie. Mayor Yvonne Lulu Mosquito, 57, said that London's Royal Fog Research Group polled close to one million residents of "The Land of The Beatles," an…Read full story
The Royal Fog Research Group Finds That The English Actually Drink More Tea Than All of The World's Countries Combined
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace has just learned that the United Kingdom's research agency, The Royal Fog Research Group, has just conducted a survey of all of England's 27 counties. The group surveyed over 800,000 Britons, and they fou…Read full story
Dragon Slain in England!
LONDON - Yesterday afternoon was indeed an historic day for the residents of Bramptonshire, a remote village in southern Kent, which until very recently was burdened by the heavy shadow of a malicious and bloodthirsty leviathan of yore. For centurie...Read full story
Zimmer Frames to be outlawed in England
In a move certain to exacerbate already strained relations between the UK government and its Senior Citizens (or Old Gits as they are widely known) the Health and Safety Executive has recommended that Zimmer Frames be banned from June this year.Read full story
Bugs Bunny - "Hey Doc, Maybe You Oughta' be Eatin' Some Carrots Too!"
HOLLYWOOD (AP) The world's foremost authority on carrots is hardly surprised by the news out of Europe this morning. A report from researchers at the University of Newcastle upon Tyne in England and the University of Southern from Denmark reveals tha...Read full story
Hadrian's Wall To Be Made Higher, Stronger To Keep Scots Out
Hadrian's Wall, the structure built by the Romans to keep Scottish people from encroaching into England, is to be fortified at a cost of £28billion of taxpayers' money - money, says the government, that would be "well spent". The Wall, built in AD…Read full story
Ozzy Osbourne - Prince of Darkness? Really!
Darkness, England - Buckingham Palace announced today that Her Majesty, The Queen, has sought to bestow the title of "The Prince of Darkness" upon Mr. Ozzy Osbourne. Darkness , a small town 45kilometers south of London, is delighted by the prospect...Read full story
The Reason Why Great Britain is Planning on Invading Switzerland
LONDON – (Satire News) – One of England’s leading news agencies, Ta Ta For Now, has broken the story that Prime Minister Boris Johnson has signed off on the UK invading Switzerland. When asked by TTFN reporter Loretta Piffinshaw why he would attac…Read full story
The CIA Reports That Cambodia Has Expelled A Russian Spy, A Chinese Spy, and a Guatemalan Spy
BATTAMBANG, CAMBODIA – (Satire News) – The government of Cambodia in an effort to remove the clandestine element has just deported three foreign spies. Cambodian King Norodom Sihamoni, commented that before the end of the year, he hopes to remove…Read full story
Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place
Biarritz, France In an announcement that surprised no one, President Donald Trump wants to hold next year's conference at one of his clubs in Florida. "Everyone will be happy. We have waiters that don't bathe to wait on the French, we've got spott...Read full story
Stephen Hawkins reveals ‘I made all that space stuff up and I'm actually not that clever'
Cambridge, England -- It was revealed yesterday that self-styled ‘cleverest man on the planet' Prof. Stephen Hawkins has actually been pulling the proverbial wool over the eyes of the world for decades. At a hastily arranged emergency press conferen...Read full story
Sarah Ferguson To Remarry Prince Andrew
LONDON – (Satire News) – Tickety Boo News is reporting that the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, and the Duke of York, Prince Andrew, are planning on remarrying. Neville Twickenbuck, with Tickety Boo, reports that an ex-Buckingham Palace guard tol…Read full story
Joan Collins Stuns In New Bikini Reveal!
Former Dynasty superstar Joan Collins turned more than a few heads last weekend in Monaco when the forever young star showed off her new Bob Macky canary yellow bikini. The 81 year old glamour girl didn't look a day over 50 as she lounged on the b...Read full story
The Town Of Mick Jagger, England Has Banned Football Matches
MICK JAGGER, England - (Satire News) - In a story that is unbelievably hard to imagine, the town of Mick Jagger, formerly Uptonshire-On-The-River Flippant, has voted to ban all football games. The town, which was renamed after the Rolling Stones s…Read full story
Canadians Get Day Off For Queen's Funeral, But...
Ottawa, Canada - Canadians, being royal subjects of the Queen, or what-have-you, got the day off to mourn the Queen's funeral. But in order to get the day off, you had to line up for an hour—for a fake coffin. "We feel that's the appropriate lengt…Read full story
Britain declared most Undemocratic Democracy ever
Britain or The UK, or sometimes just called England, has been declared as the most undemocratic place on planet earth and that's what is being said by an Englishman. Robert Smith from Manchester who leads the campaign to get true Democracy said to...Read full story
Queen Elizabeth Tells President Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting England
LONDON – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace say that Queen Elizabeth II has made it abundantly clear to President Trump that he will never set foot in England again. According to London’s Tickety Boo News, Prince Charles noted…Read full story