BIRMINGHAM, Engand - (Satire News) - The mayor of the British city of Birmingham is one mad Brummie.
Mayor Yvonne Lulu Mosquito, 57, said that London's Royal Fog Research Group polled close to one million residents of "The Land of The Beatles," and the least favorite English accent was Birmingham's Brummie Dialect.
The RFRG named the most popular accent in England as Cockney, which is spoken in parts of London, Cockfoot, and Lickety Split.
The second most popular accent is Scouse, which is heard in the Liverpool, Merseyside, Labia Minora area.
Geordie is heard in the Northeast corner of England in the towns of New Castle, Harlot Hooha, and Wankerside.
And Manchester is noted for its Manc accent, which is spoken by most footies with the Manchester United Red Devils.
Meanwhile, Queen Elizabeth says that she will continue suggesting to Parliament that she would like for her son, Prince Charles to be named the new Prime Minister of England.