Biarritz, France In an announcement that surprised no one, President Donald Trump wants to hold next year's conference at one of his clubs in Florida.
"Everyone will be happy. We have waiters that don't bathe to wait on the French, we've got spotted dicks and crickets for those crazy Brits, milk in bags and ketchup chips for the Canadians, for the Germans we'll have Oktoberfest in August, lots of torn up buildings for the Italians, and lots of egg rolls for the Japanese!" spoke Trump.
"And you'll never see a bill from me! Of course, since I turned over all my hotel business stuff to Donald Jr, you might get a bill from him."