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Funny story: An English Wildfire Destroys The Adolf Hitler Museum In Luftwaffe, England

An English Wildfire Destroys The Adolf Hitler Museum In Luftwaffe, England

LUFTWAFFE, England - (Satire News) - A fast-moving wildfire that started in Fissinshire, quickly spread to one of the few towns in England with a German name. The town of Luftwaffe, which was originally named Lilting Lili, but changed after WWII,…

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Funny story: Birmingham, England's Accent Is Named The Most Unpopular In All of Great Britain

Birmingham, England's Accent Is Named The Most Unpopular In All of Great Britain

BIRMINGHAM, Engand - (Satire News) - The mayor of the British city of Birmingham is one mad Brummie. Mayor Yvonne Lulu Mosquito, 57, said that London's Royal Fog Research Group polled close to one million residents of "The Land of The Beatles," an…

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Funny story: The Royal Fog Research Group Finds That The English Actually Drink More Tea Than All of The World's Countries Combined

The Royal Fog Research Group Finds That The English Actually Drink More Tea Than All of The World's Countries Combined

LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace has just learned that the United Kingdom's research agency, The Royal Fog Research Group, has just conducted a survey of all of England's 27 counties. The group surveyed over 800,000 Britons, and they fou…

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Funny story: The Town Of Mick Jagger, England Has Banned Football Matches

The Town Of Mick Jagger, England Has Banned Football Matches

MICK JAGGER, England - (Satire News) - In a story that is unbelievably hard to imagine, the town of Mick Jagger, formerly Uptonshire-On-The-River Flippant, has voted to ban all football games. The town, which was renamed after the Rolling Stones s…

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Funny story: The CIA Reports That Cambodia Has Expelled A Russian Spy, A Chinese Spy, and a Guatemalan Spy

The CIA Reports That Cambodia Has Expelled A Russian Spy, A Chinese Spy, and a Guatemalan Spy

BATTAMBANG, CAMBODIA – (Satire News) – The government of Cambodia in an effort to remove the clandestine element has just deported three foreign spies. Cambodian King Norodom Sihamoni, commented that before the end of the year, he hopes to remove…

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Funny story: England and Cambodia Involved In a Crumpets For Bamboo Sticks Trade Deal

England and Cambodia Involved In a Crumpets For Bamboo Sticks Trade Deal

LONDON – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of 10 Downing Street state that England and Cambodia have just agreed to one of the biggest trade deals in the history of trade deals. Prime Minister Boris Johnson informed the UK’s biggest news agenc…

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Funny story: The Reason Why Great Britain is Planning on Invading Switzerland

The Reason Why Great Britain is Planning on Invading Switzerland

LONDON – (Satire News) – One of England’s leading news agencies, Ta Ta For Now, has broken the story that Prime Minister Boris Johnson has signed off on the UK invading Switzerland. When asked by TTFN reporter Loretta Piffinshaw why he would attac…

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Funny story: England lose on penalties

England lose on penalties

English heads are breaking today after the headbreak of a penalty shootout, and England had one against Italy. And Italy won. England have always been rubbish at penalties. From traffic wardens to rugby regulations, England have never been able to…

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Funny story: Extreme Violence Causes England To Ban Karaoke

Extreme Violence Causes England To Ban Karaoke

LONDON – (Satire News) – London’s Ta Ta For Now News Agency is reporting that Parliament has voted to ban the interactive musical entertainment program known as Karaoke. TTFN’s Loretta Piffinshaw stated that after receiving hundreds of complaints…

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Funny story: English Country Life: How Much Do You Know?

English Country Life: How Much Do You Know?

Everybody loves traditional English country life! The vast, green open spaces, and rolling hills and dales; dry-stone walls hemming-in flocks of sheep, and herds of mooing cattle chewing on the cud, windmills, water-wheels, sauntering streams and…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson To Remarry Prince Andrew

Sarah Ferguson To Remarry Prince Andrew

LONDON – (Satire News) – Tickety Boo News is reporting that the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, and the Duke of York, Prince Andrew, are planning on remarrying. Neville Twickenbuck, with Tickety Boo, reports that an ex-Buckingham Palace guard tol…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Tells President Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting England

Queen Elizabeth Tells President Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting England

LONDON – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace say that Queen Elizabeth II has made it abundantly clear to President Trump that he will never set foot in England again. According to London’s Tickety Boo News, Prince Charles noted…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Didn't Even Watch England On TV

Harry Maguire Didn't Even Watch England On TV

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England defender, who was dropped by national team boss Gareth Southgate for the Three Lions' match in Iceland last night, has said that he was so frustrated and angry about the decision, that he didn't even b…

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Funny story: Man Feels Like He Might Never Set Foot In England Again

Man Feels Like He Might Never Set Foot In England Again

A man who left England more than a decade ago, to live in southeast Asia, has said that, because of the Coronavirus, and the restictions on travel the pandemic has caused, he thinks he might never set foot back in his home country again. Moys Kenw…

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Funny story: England to close Scottish and Welsh borders

England to close Scottish and Welsh borders

England will be closing its borders with Wales and Scotland to anyone who is not a citizen, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced. The new measure, to mitigate the spread of the coronavirus in England, also includes the Isle of Wight, The Cha...

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Funny story: English Towns And Cities With Foreign Names To Make Changes

English Towns And Cities With Foreign Names To Make Changes

The government has announced plans to look at changing all UK placenames that have a 'foreign sound', to something a little bit more English. The move comes just two weeks after Brexit, and is intended to appease people who think 'foreigners' stil...

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Funny story: England Players Subjected To Barrage Of Friendliness In Kosovo

England Players Subjected To Barrage Of Friendliness In Kosovo

The England squad arrived in Pristina for their Euro 2020 fixture with Kosovo geared-up for a torrent of racist chanting and other unseemly behaviour, but were shocked even beyond their wildest dreams when the thousands of ruffians at the airport beg...

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