Dancing with the Stars Spoof News

23 July 2019

Kate Gosselin Shocked At Her Lewd Upskirt Photo

BURBANK - Kate Gosselin was in town for an appearance on Jay Leno's Tonight Show. When she was on the air with the man who Dancing With The Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba calls The Chinmaster, she was shown a candid photo of herself. Kate gasped...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Derek Hough Says That There Is No Truth To The Intimate Rumors Regarding Him and His Dance Partner Maria Menounos

Dancing With The Stars: Derek Hough Says That There Is No Truth To The Intimate Rumors Regarding Him and His Dance Partner Maria Menounos

HOLLYWOOD - Len "The Grouch" Goodman, the English judge on Dancing With The Stars, has stated that this years season 14 celebrities are the very best ever on DWTS. Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli, the Italian judge echoed Goodman's sentiments adding...

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Movie Inspired by DWTS beats Potter at Box Office

LOS ANGELES - Following Tuesday's unexpected defeat of popular entertainer Brandy and pro-dancer Maksim "Mac" Chmerkovskiyeeiyiieovichskiyi, 20th Century Fox has greenlit, produced, and released a movie loosely based on the events of the controversia...

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Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars Dances Out of Swimsuit Model Kate Upton's Life

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the fairy tale romance between the dancing man and the bikini babe has hit the end of the romantic road. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Maksim Chmerkovskiy proved to be too much of a jealous boyfriend for t...

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Kirstie Alley, 60, Says That She and Her Boyfriend Shancie Boyd, 21, Are History

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley, who recently took second place in the 2011 edition of Dancing With The Stars, was spotted at a local Burger Doll Restaurant minus her boy toy Shancie Boyd. According to Taffeta Kixx of iRumors the 60-year-old Alley, who is now known as "The Dancing Cougar" has ended her relationship with her boyfriend hip hop artist Shancie Boyd who at 21, was young enough to be...

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Dancing With The Stars Says So Long To Soap Opera Star Ingo Rademacher

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is now down to 4 celebrity contestants as soap opera star Ingo Rademacher was voted off the show. Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli said that he really hated to see the hunky actor go. Rademacher and his dance pa...

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Mike Tyson Wants To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Nicole Scherzinger, The Pussycat Doll, Named The 2010 Dancing With The Stars Champion

Desperate Octomom Kate Gosselin has emergency foot surgery

Dancing With The Stars Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Is Warned By Fellow Welshman Steve Jones Ex-Host of The X-Factor About Mark "The Lark" Ballas

The Elisabeth Hasselbeck - Erin Andrews Feud Turns Ugly!

Dancing With The Stars Judge Len "The Grouch" Goodman Needs To Get His "Arse" Back To Britain

Has Dancing With The Stars Asked Joe Paterno To Appear On Next Season's Edition?

The Highlights of 2012

Dancing With The Stars: The Gaytalian Judge Bruno Tonioli Gets Excited and Uses The "F" Word!

Brenda Song Says She is The Biological Daughter of Dancing With The Stars Judge Carrie Ann Inaba

Jaycee Lee Dugard To Be A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars

Jennifer Grey Defeats Bristol "The Pistol" Palin and Kyle "The Tootsie Roll" Massey To Capture Dancing With The Stars' Coveted Mirror Ball Trophy

The Truth Behind Cheryl Cole's Brand New Secret Tattoos

LONDON - Cheryl Cole was speaking before the English Garden Club at the Monty Python Hotel in Brompton when she was asked how her American boyfriend was doing. She smiled and said proudly that Derek and his dance partner Jennifer Grey had just won...

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Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough has said that ever since he started dancing at a very young age people have naturally assumed that he rode sidesaddle. He says that nothing could be farther from the truth. The Dancing With The Stars...

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Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Pamela Anderson who has appeared in Playboy Magazine more than any other woman recently sat down with Left Coast Mirror Magazine's Tequila Tallyho and cleared up some things she felt needed clearing up. Pam pointed out that she was born in Canada and not in Laos like so many supermarket tabloids have erroneously reported. She also wanted to set the record straight by saying...

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Kirstie Alley Says That Being On Dancing With The Stars Has Helped Her Go Down To A Size 6 - Hmmm

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley has said that she was actually thrilled at the fact that she managed to make it all the way to The Dancing With The Stars finals and end up finishing number two. Alley and her partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, aka "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom," were beaten by Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward and his pro partner Australia's Kym Johnson. Kirstie entered...

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Aussie Men Wank To Pamela Anderson In Australia's Dancing With The Stars

What a dumb blondie bomb shell. Pamela Anderson has been paid to appear on the Australian version of "Dancing With The Stars". Though, some say with Anderson on the show it would be more appropriate to rename the show "Dancing With A Porn Star".

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Maksim Chmerkovskiy Is Dating The Erotically Sexy Kate Upton

BURBANK - Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who is known as the Bad Boy of The Ballroom on the hit dance show Dancing With The Stars, is walking on Cloud 9 as he is dating the erotically sexy Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton. The 33-year-old dancin...

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David Hasselhoff Is The First Victim Of This Year's "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - The Dancing With The Stars 'Results Show' went all out musically as they featured the legendary music icon Carlos Santana and the futuristic legendary music icon Chris Daughtry as musical guests. Even host Tom Bergeron who is usually n...

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Dancing with the Stars Begs Kate Gosselin to Come Back

In a rare, never before seen move on Dancing with the Stars, the show's producers are begging Kate Gosselin to come back and compete. "There's been a terrible mistake," said a spokesperson. "The judges were honestly under the assumption that they wer...

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Dancing With The Stars: Nicole "The Pussycat Doll" Scherzinger and Derek Hough Score Three Perfect 10s!

HOLLYWOOD - The latest edition of Dancing With The Stars was quite a physical undertaking. There was melodramatic movement on a night that saw a lot of physical action such as Niecy "Jiggly Parts" Nash accidentally hitting both her ears with her tits...

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Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

In an age where the American public worships celebrities it is no surprise that Olympian Ryan Lochte is appearing on Dancing With The Stars. Lochte gained fame by being caught lying about being robbed at gunpoint at a gas station whose restroom he...

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Octomom Kate Gosselin's Uterus Falls out During 'Dancing With the Scars'

Taking full advantage of what will certainly be a short Hollywood career Kate Gosselin, of 'Kate and Eight' fame, suffered the most humiliating and hilarious of fates during a live broadcast. The scheme was to capitalize on her recent fame and th...

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Joey Fatone Upset That Bristol Palin Is Still On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Joey Fatone, former boy band member, is reportedly extremely upset at the fact that he was eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. The former 'NSYNC member spoke with Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo and told him that he could not...

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Dancing With The Stars: Evan The Ice Skater and The Sexy Anna Get Three Perfect 10's

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars British Judge Len "The Old Geezer" Goodman stood up, did a cartwheel and told Olympic gold medal ice skating champion Evan Lysacek that he saw him skating on ice and he looked very nice, but watching him dance on wo...

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Dancing With The Star's Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Erin Andrews Are Doing More Than Just Dancing

HOUSTON - The runners-up on Dancing With The Stars, Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Erin Andrews appeared on the Houston morning TV show, Howdy Y'all Hiya Doin'? Maksim was asked by the show's co-host Bonnie Candlebox how it felt to come in second to Nico...

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