Funny story: Melania Trump Has Agreed To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Melania Trump Has Agreed To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD – The word coming out of the Left Coast is that first lady Melania Trump, 49, has agreed to appear on the next edition of Dancing With The Stars. Tinsel Town Spotlight Magazine’s Buffy Fillapippi reports that she personally spoke to Mel...

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Funny story: Revealed: Cloris Leachman's Ass, Face Fell Off During Dancing With The Stars

Revealed: Cloris Leachman's Ass, Face Fell Off During Dancing With The Stars

Only a few people saw what happened during a practice dance but Oscar Winning actress Cloris Leachman's ass and face fell off at one time. She had to be rushed to a hospital until specialists could get there and repair the damage. "It was so...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Tony Dovolani Says He Loves Practicing In Kate Gosselin's "Basement"

Dancing With The Stars: Tony Dovolani Says He Loves Practicing In Kate Gosselin's "Basement"

WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - One of the best professional dancers on Dancing With The Stars is Tony Dovolani. And for the upcoming season of DWTS, "Dancing Tony" has been paired with none other than Kate Gosselin, "King Kate" formerly of Jon and Kate P...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Shocked At Her Lewd Upskirt Photo

Kate Gosselin Shocked At Her Lewd Upskirt Photo

BURBANK - Kate Gosselin was in town for an appearance on Jay Leno's Tonight Show. When she was on the air with the man who Dancing With The Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba calls The Chinmaster, she was shown a candid photo of herself. Kate gasped...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Mom, Dana Wants To Be On Dancing With The Stars

Lindsay Lohan's Mom, Dana Wants To Be On Dancing With The Stars

BEVERLY HILLS - Dana Lohan was out and about strutting around on one of the most famous streets in the world, Rodeo Drive. The mother of the infamous Lindsay Lohan said that she hopes that somehow, someway her much troubled daughter finally gets o...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars And American Idol Face The Axe

Dancing With The Stars And American Idol Face The Axe

And that's not all - the future of X-Factor USA also appears to be in doubt, and neither Cheryl Cole nor Simon Cowell is to blame. Sitting in a comfortable leather upholstered swivel chair, Ryan Seacrest declared that the problems permeating the s...

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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Scores With Dancing With The Stars' Cheryl Burke

Chad Ochocinco Scores With Dancing With The Stars' Cheryl Burke

CINCINNATI - The star receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals Chad Ochocinco was in Cincy and his Dancing With The Stars partner was in Vegas but "85" says that the two will be together soon. While on DWTS Chad showered Cheryl with very, nice, expensi...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Signs Ozzy Osbourne For It's 2010 Season

Dancing With The Stars Signs Ozzy Osbourne For It's 2010 Season

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars have just announced that they have signed Kelly Osbourne's father, Ozzy Osbourne to be one of the 16 contestants on next year's edition of Dancing With The Stars. DWTS Producer Bernadette Penderl...

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Funny story: Brooke Burke-Charvet Gives Her Dancing With The Stars Replacement Erin Andrews a D Minus

Brooke Burke-Charvet Gives Her Dancing With The Stars Replacement Erin Andrews a D Minus

HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Burke-Charvet said that she watched the season's opener of Dancing With The Stars and replied that she missed not seeing herself on the show. She spoke with Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo who asked her what she thought of...

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Funny story: Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's Little Girl Kelly Sizzles On Dancing With The Stars

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's Little Girl Kelly Sizzles On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Osbourne, the 24-year-old daughter of rock and roller Ozzy Osbourne and America's Got Talent judge Sharon Osbourne won the Dancing With The Stars audience over as well as the three judges. Kelly agreed to do the show after OctuMo...

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Funny story: Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

In an age where the American public worships celebrities it is no surprise that Olympian Ryan Lochte is appearing on Dancing With The Stars. Lochte gained fame by being caught lying about being robbed at gunpoint at a gas station whose restroom he...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: The Pamela Anderson - Kate Gosselin Feud Fires Up!

Dancing With The Stars: The Pamela Anderson - Kate Gosselin Feud Fires Up!

HOLLYWOOD - Two of the top reality shows Dancing With The Stars and American Idol are going head-to-head as they are pitted against each other. This year's edition of DWTS has already seen at least three of the couples get into some pretty serious...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Andy Dick Gets His Marching Papers

Dancing With The Stars: Andy Dick Gets His Marching Papers

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is now down to half a dozen dance teams as comedian Andy Dick is the latest celebrity to be eliminated from the dancing show. Host Tom Bergeron said he hated to see Andy go because he is one of the funniest looki...

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Funny story: President Obama Says Shame On The Producers of Dancing With The Stars For Allowing 77-Year-Old Billy Dee Williams To Appear On The Show

President Obama Says Shame On The Producers of Dancing With The Stars For Allowing 77-Year-Old Billy Dee Williams To Appear On The Show

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and the first lady both watched season 18's opening show of Dancing With The Stars. Afterwards the first couple spoke with Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors in the White House Oval Office. The president said that h...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Takes The Blame For Bristol's Dancing With The Stars Elimination

Sarah Palin Takes The Blame For Bristol's Dancing With The Stars Elimination

HOLLYWOOD - Sarah Palin watched in subdued horror as Tom Bergeron announced that the star going home on week four of Dancing With The Stars was Bristol "The Pistol" Palin. Instantly "Snowflake" as Sarah is known, put her hand to her mouth, closed...

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Funny story: Joey Fatone Upset That Bristol Palin Is Still On Dancing With The Stars

Joey Fatone Upset That Bristol Palin Is Still On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Joey Fatone, former boy band member, is reportedly extremely upset at the fact that he was eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. The former 'NSYNC member spoke with Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo and told him that he could not...

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Funny story: Stacy Keibler Body Slams George Hamilton

Stacy Keibler Body Slams George Hamilton

HOLLYWOOD - Former WWF, WCW, and WWE wrestler Stacy Keibler has admitted that she did indeed body slam actor George Hamilton in a Malibu Beach Starbucks. The 29-year-old Keibler, nicknamed "The Legs" said that she just finally got sick and tired o...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Agrees To Appear On 'Dancing With The Stars' And Will Be Paired With Maksim Chmerkovskiy, "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom"

Michelle Obama Agrees To Appear On 'Dancing With The Stars' And Will Be Paired With Maksim Chmerkovskiy, "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom"

HOLLYWOOD - The host of Dancing With The Stars, Tom Bergeron has just put all of the First Lady rumors to rest. He has informed the entertainment media that Michelle Obama, 48, wife of the nation's 44th president, Barack Obama has in fact agreed...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Carrie Ann Inaba Says She Is Cheryl Burke's Mother

Dancing With The Stars: Carrie Ann Inaba Says She Is Cheryl Burke's Mother

HOLLYWOOD - After being told that the International Inquirer was going to print an exposé showing that Dancing With The Stars' judge Carrie Ann Inaba is the biological mother of DWTS professional dancer Cheryl Burke, Inaba decided to reveal the truth...

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Funny story: Breast In Show for DWTS

Breast In Show for DWTS

ABC television's hit reality ballroom dance show, Dancing With The Stars, has been voted TV's Best Breast Showcase by TITS, the Television Institute for Ta-Ta Studies, the group announced today. "We've been watching DWTS since the beginning, and i...

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