Brenda Song Says She is The Biological Daughter of Dancing With The Stars Judge Carrie Ann Inaba
KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Disney Channel super star and singing sensation Brenda Song was in town as the official Grand Marshall of Kalamazoo's 49th Annual Automotive Parts Parade. The 22-year-old recently had a world wide number one hit single with t...Read full story
Kate Gosselin Shocked At Her Lewd Upskirt Photo
BURBANK - Kate Gosselin was in town for an appearance on Jay Leno's Tonight Show. When she was on the air with the man who Dancing With The Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba calls The Chinmaster, she was shown a candid photo of herself. Kate gasped...Read full story
Roger Clemens Agrees To Appear On The Next Edition of Dancing With The Stars
HOLLYWOOD - Tom "The Sad Face" Bergeron, host of Dancing With The Stars, has just announced that Major League Baseball pitcher Roger Clemens will be appearing on the upcoming season of the reality dance show. The shows producer Bernadette Penderle...Read full story
Dancing With The Stars Producers Tell Host Tyra Banks to Stop Dressing in Those Outlandishly Gaudy Outfits or They’ll Fire Her Ass!
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The producers of the top-rated television dance show, "Dancing With The Stars," have let the show’s host know that they want her to cut back on her weird-looking outfits. An insider said that she is starting to remind t…Read full story
Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars
In an age where the American public worships celebrities it is no surprise that Olympian Ryan Lochte is appearing on Dancing With The Stars. Lochte gained fame by being caught lying about being robbed at gunpoint at a gas station whose restroom he...Read full story
The Elisabeth Hasselbeck - Erin Andrews Feud Turns Ugly!
HOLLYWOOD - Barbara Walters of The View did her best to try and diffuse the big verbal feud between fellow View host Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Dancing With The Stars castoff, Erin Andrews. Hasselbeck, the somewhat prettier version of GOPrincess Ann...Read full story
Dancing With The Stars: Tony Dovolani Says He Loves Practicing In Kate Gosselin's "Basement"
WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - One of the best professional dancers on Dancing With The Stars is Tony Dovolani. And for the upcoming season of DWTS, "Dancing Tony" has been paired with none other than Kate Gosselin, "King Kate" formerly of Jon and Kate P...Read full story
Derek Hough and His Girlfriend Hayley Erbert Erotically Sizzled on the Dancing With The Star’s Ballroom Dance Floor
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – Professional dancers Derek Hough and his girlfriend Hayley Erbert blew away the entire troupe of DWTS’s dancers. Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle said that it was the best dance performance she had ever seen…Read full story
George Zimmerman Has Been Asked To Appear On Dancing With The Stars
SANFORD, Florida - Executives of several television shows including The View, Piers Morgan Tonight, The Viagra View, and Dancing With The Stars have all reportedly contacted George Zimmerman about appearing on their shows. The information comes fr...Read full story
Dancing with the Stars to Replace Monday Night Football on ESPN
STORRS, Conn. - ESPN has bought the rights to ABC's Dancing with the Stars and will immediately begin broadcasting it in place of Monday Night Football, says ESPN president George Bodenheimer.Read full story
Revealed: Cloris Leachman's Ass, Face Fell Off During Dancing With The Stars
Only a few people saw what happened during a practice dance but Oscar Winning actress Cloris Leachman's ass and face fell off at one time. She had to be rushed to a hospital until specialists could get there and repair the damage. "It was so...Read full story
Tom Bergeron, Who Was Fired From Dancing With The Stars, Says He Doesn't Like The New Host Tyra Banks
EL SEGUNDO, California – (Celebrity Satire) - Ex-host of Dancing With The Stars, Tom Bergeron, spoke with a reporter with iRumors from his El Segundo beach house. Tom told Vodka Vermicelli he regrets having gotten into a physical altercation with…Read full story
Cheryl Cole Invites A Heartbroken Pippa Middleton To Go Down With Her and Boyfriend Derek Hough To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Cheryl Cole was sitting in the Double H mansion, Casa Cha Cha Cha that she shares with her future-husband Derek Hough, of Dancing With The Stars. She had read in The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette about Pippa Middleton getting dumped by her porn star boyfriend Ron Jeremy and the fact that she was extremely heartbroken. "Chezza" as her family and close friends call her, told...Read full story
Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars Buys A $9.8 Million Russian Style Mansion in Malibu Beach
MALIBU BEACH - The Dancing With The Stars dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy has reportedly paid $9.8 million for a Russian style mansion that once belonged to famed ballet dancer Rudolf Nureyev. Maks who is known as The Bad Boy of The Ballroom because of...Read full story
Paula wants Simon to be her Partner
Paul Abdul offered big bucks to -do what comes naturally. Dancing with the stars wants Abdul to be in their high profile production. The offer is said to be one million dollars. Paula is pondering the productions offer and says, "I'll be happy t...Read full story
Paula Abdul dirty dancing with John Travolta?
Paula will love to dance - especially to the tune of one million dollars. This talented little lady is good at no matter what she does and now she can prove her talents for dancing. When she joins "dancing with the stars" she will be paired with...Read full story
Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Appear on Dancing With The Stars
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just disclosed that Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, has finally agreed to appear on TV’s original dance competition show, Dancing With The Stars. BuzzFuzz has stated that the DWTS producers have been…Read full story
Dancing With The Stars: Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Sizzle As They Perform The Show's First Dance In Bed
HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who is known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" certainly pushed the envelope farther than anyone ever had. The dancing Russian choreographed a dance number between himself and his lovely, tall-as-a-redwood-timber da...Read full story
TDLC Announces "Dancing With Disabilities"
The Disabled Learning Channel is launching yet another wonderful learning inspired program. In the pilot, dancers with fake feet who could tap dance and a hunchback who weighed over 300 pounds did one hell of a Polka with a blind midget. Myron...Read full story
Taylor Swift Agrees To Appear On Dancing With The Stars
HOLLYWOOD - Country recording artist Taylor Swift, has won more country music awards in just the past year than all other country music artists combined. One of the two awards that Taylor has not won is the coveted 'Lifetime Achievement Award' but...Read full story