Melania Trump Reveals The Reason Why She Suddenly Dropped Out of "Dancing With The Stars"
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Melania Trump was reportedly thrilled that she was going to get to appear on this season’s “Dancing With The Stars.” She had even told her most favorite daughter-in-law, Tiffany Trump, that she was so excited about gett…
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Brenda Song Says She is The Biological Daughter of Dancing With The Stars Judge Carrie Ann Inaba
KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Disney Channel super star and singing sensation Brenda Song was in town as the official Grand Marshall of Kalamazoo's 49th Annual Automotive Parts Parade. The 22-year-old recently had a world wide number one hit single with t...
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Kate Gosselin Shocked At Her Lewd Upskirt Photo
BURBANK - Kate Gosselin was in town for an appearance on Jay Leno's Tonight Show. When she was on the air with the man who Dancing With The Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba calls The Chinmaster, she was shown a candid photo of herself. Kate gasped...
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Derek Hough Reveals The Very Intimate Location of Cheryl Cole's Latest Tattoo
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Derek Hough was quietly lounging around in his boxer shorts in his Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Cha Cha Cha, which he named after one of his all-time favorited dances, when he received a call from Summersetter Faxx, a reporter with...
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Dancing With The Stars Denies They Eliminated Gleb Savchenko and Crishell Stause Because of Their Hot and Heavy Affair
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are brimming with news that "Dancing With The Stars" purposely eliminated one of its more popular dance couples because of an alleged affair the two are engaged in. Executives with…
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Ian Somerhalder Has Been Asked To Appear On The Next Edition of 'Dancing With The Stars'
HOLLYWOOD - Tom Bergeron the host of the hit show Dancing With The Stars has verified the rumor that one of the stars of the The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder has been asked to appear as one of the celebrity dancers for the upcoming season. Ber...
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Val Chmerkovskiy and Kelly Monaco of Dancing With The Stars: The Va Va Voom Rumors
American Idle to hook up with Dancing With the Stars
Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors
NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Denies The Derek Hough Rumors
Dancing With The Stars To Be a London 2012 Olympic Event
Taylor Swift Says She's Never Ever Gonna Stop Writing Songs About Her Ex-Boyfriends
Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroyd May Leave Dancing With The Stars
Kirstie Alley Hates Her New Nickname
Michele Bachmann Says That Chaz Bono Should Not Be Allowed To Appear On 'Dancing With The Stars'
Dancing with the Stars to Replace Monday Night Football on ESPN
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Hope Solo Says Maksim Chmerkovskiy Angrily Bit Her Toes
The Same-Gender Dancing Team of JoJo Siwa and Jenna Johnson Are Favored To Capture The Dancing With The Stars Mirror Ball Trophy
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Dancing With The Stars kicked off season number 30, with the show’s very first same-sex dancing duo. You Tube star JoJo Siwa, who is lesbionic, is paired with DWTS pro Jenna Johnson, wife of Val Chmerkovskiy. And the fo…
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Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars
In an age where the American public worships celebrities it is no surprise that Olympian Ryan Lochte is appearing on Dancing With The Stars. Lochte gained fame by being caught lying about being robbed at gunpoint at a gas station whose restroom he...
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Kirstie Alley and Her Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy Take Quite A Tumble On 'Dancing With The Stars'
HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy, better known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" took the entire blame for his and partner Kirstie Alley's fall on Dancing With The Stars. As the marimba player played the music to "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" Maksim...
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Porn Star Joslyn James Agrees To Appear On Dancing With The Stars
HOLLYWOOD - One of the producers of Dancing With The Stars has just announced that one of Tigers Woods "Golf Gals" Joslyn James has agreed to be a contestant on the upcoming season of the dance reality show. Producer Bernadette Penderlicki said th...
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Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Pamela Anderson who has appeared in Playboy Magazine more than any other woman recently sat down with Left Coast Mirror Magazine's Tequila Tallyho and cleared up some things she felt needed clearing up. Pam pointed out that she was born in Canada and not in Laos like so many supermarket tabloids have erroneously reported. She also wanted to set the record straight by saying...
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Joan Rivers Tells Bristol Palin To Go Back To Alaska And Stalk Something Like A Moose, A Caribou, or Nanicka Zapalicka
HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers, the "Undisputed Queen of Mean" has some advice for Sarah Palin's oldest daughter Bristol, "Get your Alaskan bottom back on up to the Iceberg State now!" Rivers made her very strong comment on The Ellen DeGeneres Show after...
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Bruno Tonioli Reveals Why Dancing With The Stars' Jennifer Grey Was In The 'Bottom Two'
HOLLYWOOD - The Dancing With The Stars judge known as the "Gaytalian" Bruno Tonioli confided to his pedicurist Ramon of Redondo Beach the reasons why Jennifer Grey found herself in the bottom two group. Jennifer, who is paired with Derek "The Danc...
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Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars Buys A $9.8 Million Russian Style Mansion in Malibu Beach
MALIBU BEACH - The Dancing With The Stars dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy has reportedly paid $9.8 million for a Russian style mansion that once belonged to famed ballet dancer Rudolf Nureyev. Maks who is known as The Bad Boy of The Ballroom because of...
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Is Dancing With The Stars' Mark Ballas Hiding A Woodchuck Underneath His Humongous Hairdo
HOLLYWOOD - Mark Ballas started season 18 of Dancing With The Stars with a big bang. The pro dancer who is paired with Candace Cameron Bure who appeared in the TV series Full House, took second place with 25 points out of a possible 30. Bruno "...
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Macy Gray, The Dancing With The Stars "Bleep-Bleep" Girl Goes Bye-Bye
HOLLYWOOD - Macy Gray, the official "Bleep-Bleep" girl of Dancing With The Stars has found herself "Gone-Gone." Gray the neo soul, alternative hip hop singer became the first female to be eliminated from the ninth season of DWTS. Her partner Jo...
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George Hamilton's Son Ashley Bounced Off Dancing With The Stars
HOLLYWOOD - Ashley Hamilton, the son of actor George Hamilton and professional wife Alana Hamilton Stewart was the first male contestant to be voted off of Dancing With The Stars. The 34-year-old Hamilton was asked why he thought he lost. He smile...
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Dancing With The Star's Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Erin Andrews Are Doing More Than Just Dancing
HOUSTON - The runners-up on Dancing With The Stars, Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Erin Andrews appeared on the Houston morning TV show, Howdy Y'all Hiya Doin'? Maksim was asked by the show's co-host Bonnie Candlebox how it felt to come in second to Nico...
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The Truth Behind Cheryl Cole's Brand New Secret Tattoos
LONDON - Cheryl Cole was speaking before the English Garden Club at the Monty Python Hotel in Brompton when she was asked how her American boyfriend was doing. She smiled and said proudly that Derek and his dance partner Jennifer Grey had just won...
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Kelly Osbourne Infatuated By Bristol Palin Says That Sarah's Little Girl Will Win It All On 'Dancing With The Stars"
BEVERLY HILLS - Kelly Osbourne, the daughter of rock icon Ozzy Osbourne and quintessential judge Sharon Osbourne was shopping at a clothes shop on Rodeo Drive. She was asked if she felt that Bristol Palin has a shot at going all the way on Dancing...
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Macy Gray, The Dancing With The Stars "Bleep-Bleep" Girl Goes Bye-Bye
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Porn Star Joslyn James Agrees To Appear On Dancing With The Stars
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Brenda Song Says She is The Biological Daughter of Dancing With The Stars Judge Carrie Ann Inaba
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Kelly Osbourne Infatuated By Bristol Palin Says That Sarah's Little Girl Will Win It All On 'Dancing With The Stars"
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Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'
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Kirstie Alley and Her Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy Take Quite A Tumble On 'Dancing With The Stars'
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Is Dancing With The Stars' Mark Ballas Hiding A Woodchuck Underneath His Humongous Hairdo
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Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars
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Dancing With The Stars Denies They Eliminated Gleb Savchenko and Crishell Stause Because of Their Hot and Heavy Affair
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Melania Trump Reveals The Reason Why She Suddenly Dropped Out of "Dancing With The Stars"
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George Hamilton's Son Ashley Bounced Off Dancing With The Stars
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Dancing With The Star's Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Erin Andrews Are Doing More Than Just Dancing
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Bruno Tonioli Reveals Why Dancing With The Stars' Jennifer Grey Was In The 'Bottom Two'
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The Truth Behind Cheryl Cole's Brand New Secret Tattoos
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Derek Hough Reveals The Very Intimate Location of Cheryl Cole's Latest Tattoo
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Ian Somerhalder Has Been Asked To Appear On The Next Edition of 'Dancing With The Stars'
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Joan Rivers Tells Bristol Palin To Go Back To Alaska And Stalk Something Like A Moose, A Caribou, or Nanicka Zapalicka
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Kate Gosselin Shocked At Her Lewd Upskirt Photo
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Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars Buys A $9.8 Million Russian Style Mansion in Malibu Beach
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The Same-Gender Dancing Team of JoJo Siwa and Jenna Johnson Are Favored To Capture The Dancing With The Stars Mirror Ball Trophy
