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Queen Elizabeth II Will Compete on Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Will Compete on Dancing With The Stars

Everybody's doin' it. Why not Her Majesty? Rumor is that the Queen made DWTS producers agree to several stipulations before she signed her contract. She will keep her crown on (via Super Glue) and will carry her purse during every performance.

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Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's Little Girl Kelly Sizzles On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's Little Girl Kelly Sizzles On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Osbourne, the 24-year-old daughter of rock and roller Ozzy Osbourne and America's Got Talent judge Sharon Osbourne won the Dancing With The Stars audience over as well as the three judges. Kelly agreed to do the show after OctuMo...

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Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Pamela Anderson who has appeared in Playboy Magazine more than any other woman recently sat down with Left Coast Mirror Magazine's Tequila Tallyho and cleared up some things she felt needed clearing up. Pam pointed out that she was born in Canada and not in Laos like so many supermarket tabloids have erroneously reported. She also wanted to set the record straight by saying...

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Kirstie Alley Hates Her New Nickname

Funny story: Kirstie Alley Hates Her New Nickname

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Since her appearance on Dancing With The Stars Kirstie Alley has stated that she very rarely goes out of her house; except to go to her backyard and water her prized petunias. Alley who has a proclivity for gaining 100 pounds, lo...

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The Bristol Palin - Maksim Chmerkovskiy Feud Intensifies!

Funny story: The Bristol Palin - Maksim Chmerkovskiy Feud Intensifies!

HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy's partner Brandy Norwood was eliminated from the latest installment of Dancing With The Stars, and the Mad Russian is one very unhappy Ukrainian camper. Maks, who is known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" because of...

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Dancing With The Stars: The Flu Hits, Maksim Stumbles, and Michael Irvin's Nickel

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: The Flu Hits, Maksim Stumbles, and Michael Irvin's Nickel

HOLLYWOOD - The flu bug has hit the dancers on Dancing With The Stars, or at least the professional dancers. Derek Hough who is partnered with Joanna Krupa and Mark Ballas who is partnered with Melissa Joan Hart both got the F bug. Ballas was stil...

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Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

In an age where the American public worships celebrities it is no surprise that Olympian Ryan Lochte is appearing on Dancing With The Stars. Lochte gained fame by being caught lying about being robbed at gunpoint at a gas station whose restroom he...

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The Dancing With The Stars Judges Eliminate Jaleel "Urkel" White

Funny story: The Dancing With The Stars Judges Eliminate Jaleel "Urkel" White

HOLLYWOOD - Jaleel White and his partner Kym Johnson and Roshon "The Disney Dude" Fegan and his partner Chelsie Hightower found themselves in Dancing With The Stars 'Bottom 2.' Both couples met in the middle of the dance floor and performed a "Dan...

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