Funny story - Dancing With The Stars: Tony Dovolani Says He Loves Practicing In Kate Gosselin's "Basement"

Dancing With The Stars: Tony Dovolani Says He Loves Practicing In Kate Gosselin's "Basement"

WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - One of the best professional dancers on Dancing With The Stars is Tony Dovolani. And for the upcoming season of DWTS, "Dancing Tony" has been paired with none other than Kate Gosselin, "King Kate" formerly of Jon and Kate P...

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Funny story - Kate Gosselin Shocked At Her Lewd Upskirt Photo

Kate Gosselin Shocked At Her Lewd Upskirt Photo

BURBANK - Kate Gosselin was in town for an appearance on Jay Leno's Tonight Show. When she was on the air with the man who Dancing With The Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba calls The Chinmaster, she was shown a candid photo of herself. Kate gasped...

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Funny story - Kelly Osbourne of Dancing With The Stars Burns Her Armpits

Kelly Osbourne of Dancing With The Stars Burns Her Armpits

HOLLYWOOD - Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne's little girl, Kelly has admitted to Dancing With The Stars executives that she has burned her armpits. The British lass said that a day before the show she sprayed on some deodorant spray and it had some kind...

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Funny story - George Clooney Admits To Putting The Stunningly Sexy Stacy Keibler In Some Intimate Wrestling Holds

George Clooney Admits To Putting The Stunningly Sexy Stacy Keibler In Some Intimate Wrestling Holds

BEVERLY HILLS - George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, the gorgeously sexy former WWE wrestler, were seen having dinner at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. An employee of the popular restaurant stated that the two sat at an is...

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Funny story - Brenda Song Says She is The Biological Daughter of Dancing With The Stars Judge Carrie Ann Inaba

Brenda Song Says She is The Biological Daughter of Dancing With The Stars Judge Carrie Ann Inaba

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Disney Channel super star and singing sensation Brenda Song was in town as the official Grand Marshall of Kalamazoo's 49th Annual Automotive Parts Parade. The 22-year-old recently had a world wide number one hit single with t...

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Funny story - Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroyd May Leave Dancing With The Stars

Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroyd May Leave Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most popular professional dancers on the hit reality dance show Dancing With The Stars has dropped a hint as to his future. Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who is known as the "Bad Boy of The Ballroom" mentioned to Tahiti Zeppelin with...

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Funny story - Dancing With The Stars: Carrie Ann Inaba Says She Is Cheryl Burke's Mother

Dancing With The Stars: Carrie Ann Inaba Says She Is Cheryl Burke's Mother

HOLLYWOOD - After being told that the International Inquirer was going to print an exposé showing that Dancing With The Stars' judge Carrie Ann Inaba is the biological mother of DWTS professional dancer Cheryl Burke, Inaba decided to reveal the truth...

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Funny story - George Zimmerman Has Been Asked To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

George Zimmerman Has Been Asked To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

SANFORD, Florida - Executives of several television shows including The View, Piers Morgan Tonight, The Viagra View, and Dancing With The Stars have all reportedly contacted George Zimmerman about appearing on their shows. The information comes fr...

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Funny story - Dancing With The Stars' Pamela Anderson Spotted Nightclubbing With Jesse James

Dancing With The Stars' Pamela Anderson Spotted Nightclubbing With Jesse James

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson one of this years contestants on Dancing With The Stars was seen out partying at 2 am at the Club Guys & Dolls with none other than Sandra Bullock's strange estranged husband Jesse "PenisPunk" James. Anderson w...

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Funny story - Sarah Palin Furious At Being Snubbed By Dancing With The Stars

Sarah Palin Furious At Being Snubbed By Dancing With The Stars

WASILLA, Alaska - Ex-Governor Sarah Palin, and now just plain citizen Sarah Palin is reportedly furious at being snubbed by the producers of the reality dancing show, Dancing With The Stars. Palin, who is currently in North Korea, is desperately t...

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Funny story - Dancing With The Stars Suddenly Fires Hosts Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews

Dancing With The Stars Suddenly Fires Hosts Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews

HOLLYWOOD – In a move that those in the entertainment business are calling the Tinsel Town Pearl Harbor, long-time "Dancing With The Stars" co-hosts, Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews, are out of the ballroom and now dancing out on the street. Suddenl…

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Funny story - Dancing With The Stars: Chynna Phillips Messed Up and The Viewers Sent Her Bye-Bye

Dancing With The Stars: Chynna Phillips Messed Up and The Viewers Sent Her Bye-Bye

HOLLYWOOD - The Dancing With The Stars music was loud, the singers were loud, the smoke machine was putting out too much smoke and the long-legged Chynna doll lost her place and never found it. And when it was all said and done Chynna Phillips, on...

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Funny story - Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'

Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Pamela Anderson who has appeared in Playboy Magazine more than any other woman recently sat down with Left Coast Mirror Magazine's Tequila Tallyho and cleared up some things she felt needed clearing up. Pam pointed out that she was born in Canada and not in Laos like so many supermarket tabloids have erroneously reported. She also wanted to set the record straight by saying...

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Funny story - Revealed: Cloris Leachman's Ass, Face Fell Off During Dancing With The Stars

Revealed: Cloris Leachman's Ass, Face Fell Off During Dancing With The Stars

Only a few people saw what happened during a practice dance but Oscar Winning actress Cloris Leachman's ass and face fell off at one time. She had to be rushed to a hospital until specialists could get there and repair the damage. "It was so...

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Funny story - Statue of Liberty and Godzilla join forces on Dancing with the Stars

Statue of Liberty and Godzilla join forces on Dancing with the Stars

Lady Liberty and the popular icon Godzilla have been selected to appear as partners in the July edition of Dancing with the Stars. "We chose July to tie the show in with other Independence Day celebrations," a spokesperson for the show explains…...

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Funny story - Dancing With The Stars' Donny Osmond Apologizes For Acting Gay With Bruno Tonioli

Dancing With The Stars' Donny Osmond Apologizes For Acting Gay With Bruno Tonioli

HOLLYWOOD - Donny Osmond and his partner Kym Johnson finished dancing a fairly decent rumba and then went and stood before the judges to receive their critique. The old codger from England Len Goodman said it was alright. And then the Italian judg...

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Funny story - Mariano Rivera of The New York Yankees Heading For Dancing With The Stars Next Season

Mariano Rivera of The New York Yankees Heading For Dancing With The Stars Next Season

NEW YORK - One of the greatest Major League Baseball closers of all time Mariano Rivera was recently asked what he has in mind after he retires from his beloved baseball. The Yankees star smiled and said that he has agreed to be a contestant on ne...

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Funny story - Hope Solo Says Maksim Chmerkovskiy Angrily Bit Her Toes

Hope Solo Says Maksim Chmerkovskiy Angrily Bit Her Toes

NEW YORK CITY - U.S. Women's Olympic Team goalie Hope Solo was in the "Big Apple" on a book signing tour of her new book Goooooooalllll! - The Hope Solo Memoirs. She was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily about a chapter in th...

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Funny story - Dancing With The Stars Reveals The Season 16 Contestants

Dancing With The Stars Reveals The Season 16 Contestants

HOLLYWOOD - Tom "Smiley" Bergeron, the host of Dancing With The Stars has just announced the new contestants for the 16th edition of the hit dancing show. Bergeron said that the country music industry is well represented by two well-known artists...

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Funny story - Snooki Polizzi Devastated At Being Eliminated From Dancing With The Stars

Snooki Polizzi Devastated At Being Eliminated From Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Snooki Polizzi was literally shocked when she heard Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron say that she would be the one going home on the show's latest episode. Her eyes welled up with tears and she buried her face in dance partner...

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