Local Man Informed Reality Show "Amazing Race" Not About How "Amazing" White People Are - Demands Networks Be More Literal
Wahoo, Nebraska - A local man here was surprised when infomed that the reality show "Amazing Race" had nothing to do with how great white people are, and is lobbying to force networks to be less deceitful and name their shows according to their true...
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Kate Gosselin Shocked At Her Lewd Upskirt Photo
BURBANK - Kate Gosselin was in town for an appearance on Jay Leno's Tonight Show. When she was on the air with the man who Dancing With The Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba calls The Chinmaster, she was shown a candid photo of herself. Kate gasped...
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GOP Contemplates Psychological Intervention as Obama's ADHD Revealed!
Washington, DC/ Walter Reed Army Hospital/ Top Secret Medical Update - Political Pundits throughout the nation's capitol huddled in small groups and spoke in whispers discussing a top secret medical report leaked by Joe Biden, confirming what everyon...
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Dancing With The Stars' Pamela Anderson Spotted Nightclubbing With Jesse James
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson one of this years contestants on Dancing With The Stars was seen out partying at 2 am at the Club Guys & Dolls with none other than Sandra Bullock's strange estranged husband Jesse "PenisPunk" James. Anderson w...
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Brooke Burke-Charvet Explains Why She Was Fired From Dancing With The Stars
HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Burke-Charvet served as the co-host for the dance show Dancing With The Stars for 8 seasons and then all of sudden she was fired without notice. The producers of the show simply said that it was an oversight on their part and th...
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Dancing With The Stars: Carrie Ann Inaba Says She Is Cheryl Burke's Mother
HOLLYWOOD - After being told that the International Inquirer was going to print an exposé showing that Dancing With The Stars' judge Carrie Ann Inaba is the biological mother of DWTS professional dancer Cheryl Burke, Inaba decided to reveal the truth...
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Singing Sensation Justin Bieber Rocks The House With His Appearance On 'Dancing With The Stars'
Dancing With The Stars' Chelsie Hightower Has Bachelor Jake Pavelka Asking "Vienna Who?"
Chad Ochocinco Scores With Dancing With The Stars' Cheryl Burke
Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Asked To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars
Dancing With The Stars: Sabrina Bryan Gets A Perfect Score and Still Gets Eliminated
George Hamilton's Son Ashley Bounced Off Dancing With The Stars
George Zimmerman Has Been Asked To Appear On Dancing With The Stars
MacKenzie Phillips To Dance With Len Goodman On Dancing With The Stars
Jilted Melissa Goes From "Bachelor" To "Dancing With The Stars"
Dancing With The Stars To Be a London 2012 Olympic Event
Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'
World Peace Day honors NBA star day after he's ousted from "Dancing with the Stars"
Derek Hough Reveals Three Intimate Secrets About Cheryl Cole
HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough, one of the dancers on the reality show Dancing With The Stars, said that he thoroughly enjoyed Cheryl Cole's visit to the United States, especially when they were alone in her hotel room. Hough said that the beautiful Brit...
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Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars
In an age where the American public worships celebrities it is no surprise that Olympian Ryan Lochte is appearing on Dancing With The Stars. Lochte gained fame by being caught lying about being robbed at gunpoint at a gas station whose restroom he...
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Kate Gosselin Finding Comfort and Joy In The Arms of Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars
VENICE BEACH - It appears that "The Badboy of The Ballroom" Dancing With The Stars, Maksim Chmerkovskiy has come to the aid of a damsel in distress. The fiery tempered Russian born dancer whose last name Chmerkovskiy, according to Judge Carrie Ann...
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Cheryl Cole Dropped By X-Factor, Dumped By Derek Hough, Divulges She'll Now Be Managed By will.i.am
LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has been through quite a bit the past year. She was cheated on by her husband Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole. And she finally ended up divorcing the 'what was he thinking' womanizer. She then fell into the arms of her BFF...
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Dancing With The Stars' Donny Osmond Apologizes For Acting Gay With Bruno Tonioli
HOLLYWOOD - Donny Osmond and his partner Kym Johnson finished dancing a fairly decent rumba and then went and stood before the judges to receive their critique. The old codger from England Len Goodman said it was alright. And then the Italian judg...
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Brandy Responds To The Rumor That She And Her 'Dancing With The Stars' Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy Are Dating
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Brandy, who has made it down to the final four in this year's 11th season of Dancing With The Stars, took time to address a rumor that has been floating around for weeks. Brandy, whose last name is Norwood, sat by the swimming po...
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Val Chmerkovskiy and Kelly Monaco of Dancing With The Stars: The Va Va Voom Rumors
HOLLYWOOD - Members of the entertainment media have been speculating since the start of this season's Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars, that professional dancer Val Chmerkovskiy and General Hospital actress Kelly Monaco could be more than simply...
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George Lopez Says Kirstie Alley Needs To Go On The Tortilla Diet
LA HABRA - Comedian George Lopez was in La Habra checking on a low-rider that he saw in The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle. As he was sitting in The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant he was approached by Pico de Gallo a reporter with Tittle Tattle Toni...
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Pamela Anderson Predicts She'll Win This Season's Dancing With The Stars
HOLLYWOOD - The always sultry looking Pamela Anderson recently stated that she is 45 going on 35. The actress, producer, author, and skimpy bikini swimsuit model was excited at being invited to participate in this year's Dancing With The Stars: The A...
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Kelly Clarkson Makes It Very Clear That Kathy Griffin Better Cool It With The 'Fat' Jokes
HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Clarkson recently performed on Dancing With The Stars where the audience absolutely loved her brand new song "Dancing In Step To Wynonna." After the show the producer Bernadette Penderlicki asked Kelly if she would like to appear...
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Dancing With The Stars Sends Wynonna Judd Off Into The Sunset
HOLLYWOOD - Country music songstress Wynonna Judd is this season's first Dancing With The Stars celebrity to be sent packing back home. Wynonna admitted two or seven times during her short stay that she is a singer and not a dancer and of course a...
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Ellen DeGeneres Shocked At Wife Portia De Rossi's Confession
BEVERLY HILLS - One of the most popular lesbianite couples in Tinsel Town could be heading down Divorce Drive. According to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine there appears to be some marital trouble brewing in the five year marriage between E...
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Cheryl Cole Says Simon Cowell Broke Her Heart and She Wants $2.3 Million
LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole was back in the City of Angels and she is as mad as a She-Devil. The British singer was one of the original judges on Simon Cowell's American version of the X-Factor. But she was fired after a few shows due to the fact...
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Kate Gosselin May Quit Dancing With The Stars To Take Care of Her "Plus 8" Kids
READING, Pennsylvania - It is no secret that Kate Gosselin has got to be one of the worst contestants in the history of Dancing With The Stars. Even her dance instructor Tony Dovolani says that Kate has two left feet, no sense of rhythm whatsoever...
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Dancing With The Stars' Maksim and Karina Call Off Their Wedding Engagement
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Eighty-Year-Old Buzz Aldrin Places Last On Dancing With The Stars - The Producers Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves
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Leighton Meester Dating Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars
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John Travolta Only Real Star on Dancing with the Stars this Season
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Michelle Obama Agrees To Appear On 'Dancing With The Stars' And Will Be Paired With Maksim Chmerkovskiy, "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom"
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Dancing With The Stars Eliminates Martina Navratilova: Tony Dovolani Complains That Derek Hough and Mark Ballas Always Get The Prettiest or Best Celebrity Partners
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Kirstie Alley Kisses Her Diet Bye-Bye As She Balloons Up To 230 Pounds
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Kirstie Alley Gives Maksim Chmerkovskiy A Stern Warning
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Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says Kate Upton Has The Prettiest Birthday Suit He Has Ever Seen
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Snooki Is Considering Filing A Lawsuit Against Dancing With The Star's Head Judge Len Goodman
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Stacy Keibler Body Slams George Hamilton
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Dancing With The Stars: Tony Dovolani Says He Loves Practicing In Kate Gosselin's "Basement"
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Jon & Kate Sex Feud Heats Up as Couple Swaps Intimate Details on Marriage!
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Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Derek Hough, and Mark Ballas Say Either Dancing With The Stars Fires Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman Or They'll Quit
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Dancing With The Stars: Joey Fatone Quick Steps On Home
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Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Is Said To Be Very Depressed
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Dancing With The Stars: Kelly Monaco and Val Chmerkovskiy Deny The Baby Bump Rumors
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Nina Dobrev Star of The Vampire Diaries Reveals Her Amazing Fantasy
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Erin Andrews Says Dancing With The Stars Fired Brooke Burke-Charvet and Hired Her Because She Much Younger and Much Prettier
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Justin Bieber Begs Dancing With The Stars To Let Him Be A Dance Contestant This Season
