Dancing With The Stars returns for season 32, with a new, much prettier and sexier co-host
The hit dancing show, "Dancing With The Stars," has returned for season 32, with a brand new much sexier co-host, who will replace Tyra Banks, who millions of AI fans did not like because of her arrogant, sarcastic, and jealous nature. Former "Dan…
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Kate Gosselin Shocked At Her Lewd Upskirt Photo
BURBANK - Kate Gosselin was in town for an appearance on Jay Leno's Tonight Show. When she was on the air with the man who Dancing With The Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba calls The Chinmaster, she was shown a candid photo of herself. Kate gasped...
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Porn Star Joslyn James Agrees To Appear On Dancing With The Stars
HOLLYWOOD - One of the producers of Dancing With The Stars has just announced that one of Tigers Woods "Golf Gals" Joslyn James has agreed to be a contestant on the upcoming season of the dance reality show. Producer Bernadette Penderlicki said th...
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Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars Buys A $9.8 Million Russian Style Mansion in Malibu Beach
MALIBU BEACH - The Dancing With The Stars dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy has reportedly paid $9.8 million for a Russian style mansion that once belonged to famed ballet dancer Rudolf Nureyev. Maks who is known as The Bad Boy of The Ballroom because of...
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The Same-Gender Dancing Team of JoJo Siwa and Jenna Johnson Are Favored To Capture The Dancing With The Stars Mirror Ball Trophy
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Dancing With The Stars kicked off season number 30, with the show’s very first same-sex dancing duo. You Tube star JoJo Siwa, who is lesbionic, is paired with DWTS pro Jenna Johnson, wife of Val Chmerkovskiy. And the fo…
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Sarah Palin Prooves Kate Gosselin's Shit "really does stink" as Diva Craps Her Pants on Alaskan Camping Trip!
During an hilarious episode of " Sarah Palin's Alaska" last night, viewers were left to pee in their pants after Reality Show Diva, and constipated countenanced baby factory Kate Gosselin shit herself! Flying in with her brood to film a family cam...
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Dancing With The Stars: The Season's First 'Casualty' Is "Psycho" Mike Catherwood
Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars
President Obama Gets Down And Salsas With Thalia
Sarah Palin Furious Over The Remarks That Kathy Griffin Made About Her Chubby, Quasi-Cute Daughter Bristol "The Pistol" Palin
Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'
Brenda Song Says She is The Biological Daughter of Dancing With The Stars Judge Carrie Ann Inaba
Dancing With The Stars: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says That Len "The Grouchy Brit" Goodman Needs To Retire!
Dancing With The Stars Suddenly Fires Hosts Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews
Dancing With The Stars: Carrie Ann Inaba Says She Is Cheryl Burke's Mother
Ron Paul To Appear On Dancing With The Stars
Kate Gosselin Puts Dancing Skills to Work Giving Lap Dances
Conor McGregor is Quite Embarrassed at His Jaywalking Incident

Joan Rivers Tells Bristol Palin To Go Back To Alaska And Stalk Something Like A Moose, A Caribou, or Nanicka Zapalicka
HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers, the "Undisputed Queen of Mean" has some advice for Sarah Palin's oldest daughter Bristol, "Get your Alaskan bottom back on up to the Iceberg State now!" Rivers made her very strong comment on The Ellen DeGeneres Show after...
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Statue of Liberty and Godzilla join forces on Dancing with the Stars
Lady Liberty and the popular icon Godzilla have been selected to appear as partners in the July edition of Dancing with the Stars. "We chose July to tie the show in with other Independence Day celebrations," a spokesperson for the show explains…...
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Heather Mills Beats Adversity to Dance With B-Grade Stars... Comes 6th
Heather Mills, the only Beatles partner more disliked than Yoko, has overcome the fact that she only has one leg to go Dancing With The 'Stars'.
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Derek Hough Reveals The Very Intimate Location of Cheryl Cole's Latest Tattoo
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Derek Hough was quietly lounging around in his boxer shorts in his Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Cha Cha Cha, which he named after one of his all-time favorited dances, when he received a call from Summersetter Faxx, a reporter with...
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Dancing With The Stars: Tony Dovolani Says He Loves Practicing In Kate Gosselin's "Basement"
WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - One of the best professional dancers on Dancing With The Stars is Tony Dovolani. And for the upcoming season of DWTS, "Dancing Tony" has been paired with none other than Kate Gosselin, "King Kate" formerly of Jon and Kate P...
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Drinking Beer before Dancing with the Stars Is Bad Idea
Madison, Wis--Steve Cowan, a 67 year old landlord and an avid beer drinker, found that drinking too much before Bristol Palin dances on "Dancing with the Stars" is a bad a idea because he used his shotgun on his television to show his disgust over...
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Dancing With The Stars - Katherine Jenkins Has The Best Looking Legs in The History of The Dance Show
HOLLYWOOD - Judge Carrie Ann Inaba paid opera singer Katherine Jenkins quite a compliment as she stated after Jenkins and her partner Mark Ballas had performed their Argentine Tango that the Welsh singer has the best looking legs of any female contes...
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Kirstie Alley, 60, Says That She and Her Boyfriend Shancie Boyd, 21, Are History
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley, who recently took second place in the 2011 edition of Dancing With The Stars, was spotted at a local Burger Doll Restaurant minus her boy toy Shancie Boyd. According to Taffeta Kixx of iRumors the 60-year-old Alley, who is now known as "The Dancing Cougar" has ended her relationship with her boyfriend hip hop artist Shancie Boyd who at 21, was young enough to be...
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Manny Pacquiao To Retire and Appear On Dancing With The Stars
NEW YORK CITY - Word out of the Big Apple is that champion boxer Manny Pacquiao of the Philippines has decided to hang up his boxing gloves after getting beaten by Mexico's Juan Manuel Marquez. The fight which shocked all of the fans at the MGM Gr...
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Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough has said that ever since he started dancing at a very young age people have naturally assumed that he rode sidesaddle. He says that nothing could be farther from the truth. The Dancing With The Stars...
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The Bristol Palin - Maksim Chmerkovskiy Feud Intensifies!
HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy's partner Brandy Norwood was eliminated from the latest installment of Dancing With The Stars, and the Mad Russian is one very unhappy Ukrainian camper. Maks, who is known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" because of...
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Dancing With The Stars Denies They Eliminated Gleb Savchenko and Crishell Stause Because of Their Hot and Heavy Affair
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are brimming with news that "Dancing With The Stars" purposely eliminated one of its more popular dance couples because of an alleged affair the two are engaged in. Executives with…
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George Hamilton's Son Ashley Bounced Off Dancing With The Stars
HOLLYWOOD - Ashley Hamilton, the son of actor George Hamilton and professional wife Alana Hamilton Stewart was the first male contestant to be voted off of Dancing With The Stars. The 34-year-old Hamilton was asked why he thought he lost. He smile...
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Dancing With The Stars Crowns a New Champion Couple
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – "Dancing With The Stars" host Tyra Banks said that watching the show’s finale was the most exciting fun that she has ever had. Tyra opened the show dressed in a gigantic blue gown that was made from 47,000 ostrich feath…
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Heather Mills Beats Adversity to Dance With B-Grade Stars... Comes 6th
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George Hamilton's Son Ashley Bounced Off Dancing With The Stars
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Dancing With The Stars: Tony Dovolani Says He Loves Practicing In Kate Gosselin's "Basement"
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Drinking Beer before Dancing with the Stars Is Bad Idea
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Derek Hough Reveals The Very Intimate Location of Cheryl Cole's Latest Tattoo
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Joan Rivers Tells Bristol Palin To Go Back To Alaska And Stalk Something Like A Moose, A Caribou, or Nanicka Zapalicka
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Dancing With The Stars - Katherine Jenkins Has The Best Looking Legs in The History of The Dance Show
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Manny Pacquiao To Retire and Appear On Dancing With The Stars
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Kate Gosselin Shocked At Her Lewd Upskirt Photo
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The Same-Gender Dancing Team of JoJo Siwa and Jenna Johnson Are Favored To Capture The Dancing With The Stars Mirror Ball Trophy
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Porn Star Joslyn James Agrees To Appear On Dancing With The Stars
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Statue of Liberty and Godzilla join forces on Dancing with the Stars
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The Bristol Palin - Maksim Chmerkovskiy Feud Intensifies!
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Sarah Palin Prooves Kate Gosselin's Shit "really does stink" as Diva Craps Her Pants on Alaskan Camping Trip!
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Kirstie Alley, 60, Says That She and Her Boyfriend Shancie Boyd, 21, Are History
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Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors
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Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars Buys A $9.8 Million Russian Style Mansion in Malibu Beach
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Dancing With The Stars Denies They Eliminated Gleb Savchenko and Crishell Stause Because of Their Hot and Heavy Affair
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Dancing With The Stars Crowns a New Champion Couple
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Dancing With The Stars returns for season 32, with a new, much prettier and sexier co-host