Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

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DWTS co-host Erin Andrews has so much hair, her hairstylist has to use 3 blow dryers.

HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Burke-Charvet said that she watched the season's opener of Dancing With The Stars and replied that she missed not seeing herself on the show.

She spoke with Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo who asked her what she thought of her replacement the much younger, sexier, and much, much louder Erin Andrews.

Brooke shook her head and said that to be honest she was truly disappointed. When asked why, she responded by saying that Erin forgot that she was on Dancing With The Stars and not on Fashion Police with Joan "The Moan" Rivers.

Burke-Charvet commented that she could not believe some of the extremely personal questions that Blondie asked the DWTS dancers.

De Gallo asked her to point out some of the questions. The former host said that it was not right when Andrews asked NeNe Leakes what her bra size was.

She also said that the enthusiastic Erin had no business touching both Chmerkovskiy brothers Maksim and Val in their crotch regions.

Brooke said that Erin really stepped beyond the boundaries of decency when she asked Drew Carey if his 80 pound weight loss also resulted in his losing weight in his genitalia.

Drew grinned and replied, "Well Erin, you should know the answer to that question sweety seeing as how you and I have been doing the hokey pokey for the past five weeks."

Erin Andrews turned as red as a Washington state apple.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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