Dancing With The Stars: Carrie Ann Inaba Says She Is Cheryl Burke's Mother

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Thursday, 6 May 2010

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Carrie Ann Inaba thinking about her biological daughter Cheryl Burke.

HOLLYWOOD - After being told that the International Inquirer was going to print an exposé showing that Dancing With The Stars' judge Carrie Ann Inaba is the biological mother of DWTS professional dancer Cheryl Burke, Inaba decided to reveal the truth.

The 42-year-old Inaba said that she was a high school senior attending Egg Fu Young High School in Hungnam, North Korea when her boyfriend, identified only as Chang John Doe, forgot to buy some condoms.

Nine months later a little blessing pops out. Carrie named her Cheryl after Cheryl Pickinghicker, her high school music teacher. Pickinghicker was a lesbian, but no one cared because she was always showing the male students her tits and giving her female students the best bikini line massages in all of North Korea.

Inaba graduated from Egg Fu Young and traveled to America where she moved in with a woman who worked as a maid for Dawn Wells (Mary Ann of the Gilligan's Island Show).

Carrie Ann soon met Miss Wells and she became her dance instructor. Later Wells introduced Inaba to Hollywood hair stylist Kippy Kippeltree, who did all the hair of the celebrity contestants on DWTS.

Inaba soon met with producer Bernadette Penderlicki, and was signed to a contract. Carrie Ann never told anyone about Cheryl Burke being her biological daughter except for Larry King, but he was sworn to secrecy.

And now Inaba is afraid that when the DWTS producers find out they will ban her from any further competition since it is obvious that many viewers will be thinking that Carrie Ann will naturally be giving her daughter preferential treatment by awarding her high scores so that she can help out her little girl, Cheryl Burke.

SIDENOTE: Tom Bergeron revealed that he overheard one of the cameramen saying that he overheard one of the shows producers say that it looks like they will be keeping Carrie Ann and letting Cheryl Burke go since Inaba offered to take a 50 percent pay cut, try her darnedest to lose her North Korean accent, and hopefully raise the viewer numbers by wearing extremely short miniskirts that will show her panties.

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