Written by Tom Taylor

Tuesday, 20 March 2007

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Mills and Spills - Dancing With the Stars.

Heather Mills, the only Beatles partner more disliked than Yoko, has overcome the fact that she only has one leg to go Dancing With The 'Stars'.

The most famous 'stars' being Billy Ray Cyrus and former NSync singer Joey Fatone.

Her private life on view constantly for all to see, plus the loss of a leg has meant that Mills felt she had a point to prove.

"Yeah, it's been a real struggle lately." Said the former McCartney. "I really wanted to prove to the world that a handicapped, publicly despised person could come out on national television, overcome adversity and win!"

Mills added, "So I guess it's a pity I came sixth."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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