HOLLYWOOD - Many celebrities from yesteryear have gotten a boost to their careers by appearing on Dancing With The Stars and Justin Bieber is just smart enough to realize that fact.
Bieber knows that his career has been spiraling downward at a speed equal to that of the Space Shuttle.
He knows that even his most dedicated fans are getting fed up with his immature playground shenanigans.
One of the last straws was when he attacked America's sweetheart Betty White by saying that she needs to retire and write a book on all of the men she's dated starting with Abraham Lincoln.
When the 91-year-old White heard his comment she said that if she ever sees the little prissy runt she will kick him in his crotch so hard that his testicles will end up where his tonsils are.
Bieber knows that he has to stop acting like the white version of Chris Brown and take some responsibility for his spoiled brat behavior.
And for that reason, he has put the word out in LaLaLand that he wants to join the next edition of Dancing With The Stars.
When DWTS dancer Peta Murgatroyd heard Bieber's comment she said that one sidesaddle riding pansy on the show is enough.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Miss Murgatroyd was referring to Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli, who actually makes Clay Aiken seem like Sylvester Stallone.]
