It's been discovered that Religion is a lie
Religious News: A scientist named Alberto Winestein proclaimed to the world that religion on earth is a fabrication of the human mind. "I challenge any religion to call on their prophet's or God's to come down from heaven to speak to me in front o…
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Clerical Fashion Show Dragging Down Catholic Kids
Cross-dressing clergy put on a fashion show in Vatican City, and the world took notice! Father Diddler was wearing his cleric robe and collar, and sported a thigh-high garter belt, which he slingshotted to the crowd of bumping and grinding priests…
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Mary Magdalene Tell-all: "Jesus Was a Lousy Lay, But a Pretty Good Talker."
HEAVEN--Random Event Publishing, Inc., the main publishing house for Heaven, released last week, amid much controversy, the long-awaited tell-all by Jesus's follower and consort Mary Magdalene. In the tell-all Mary talks, to some extent, about her...
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Altar boy caught bashing his Bishop!
New York - ASS-Press: - A youth has been detained following an altercation at All Saints Church, New York.
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Pope Under Arrest for Crimes Against 2000 Years of Humanity
The Pope was arrested late last night and quickly flown to The Hague, where his trial was ready and raring to go. What’s the charge? Crimes against humanity … for the past 2000 years! Holy fuck! The Pontiff has plead not guilty by reason of…
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Vatican Releases New Software Package
The COVID crisis, combined with the proliferation of high speed internet connections, has resulted in large numbers of school children learning remotely, rather than attending class in person. This development has proven especially problematic f…
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Carla Bruni Banned From State Visit To Vatican
Pope Francis's Superficial Christlikeness is Miraculous, Observers Say
Pope Francis's Guide to Happiness
Church leaders argue over start of the week
French Catholics 'must move to the Vatican'
Pope Does Wear a Funny Hat, Jury Divines
Pope-A-Dope Part 3: At Which Point You Know Who (Just For The Heaven And You Know Where Of It) Does What He Can To Further Prove That 1+2<3
Givin’ It to Jesus to Get into Catholic Heaven
Catholic Church Revives Inquisition, Seeks Interview With Dan Brown
Pope-A-Dope Part 1: Pope Francis Deals It Up From The Bottom Of His Own Private What The Heck Deck
Vatican says Catholic Church must 'do it all again'
Thought The Catholic Sex Scandals Were Over? Think Again!
Ladies - the 2023 Calendar of the Sexiest Young (Catholic) Priests is Out
There is an Art and Design article announcing the 2023 hot calendar of sexy young Catholic priests. Mainly Roman priests but also some handsome Spanish religious Poster Boys. Religious eye Candy for you devout Catholic girls and Women. It's…
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Hordes of Ex-Catholic Priests Stage "Santa for Kids" Convention in July
Bloomington, Minnesota, July 1, 2010 -- A huge convention of Catholic ex-priests descended on the Mall of America today for the purpose of paying special attention to the area's children. "It's only once per year that we get to play Santa for the...
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To End World Hunger, Vatican Scientists Replicate Transubstantiation
The Vatican—Saying “God has now miraculously revealed how to turn seven loaves and a few small fish into a worldwide smorgasbord,” a Vatican spokesperson announced today that their scientists have figured out the physics behind the process of transub...
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The All New Christ on a Cracker (or Jesus Cheese)
Catholics the world over are excited by Pope Francis’ new and improved way for his minions to eat their god. Usually, the priest would stick a piece of hard … something (they called it a wafer or a cracker, but who knows with those people, all lie…
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A Squirrel Story That Will Grab You By The Nuts
BILLINGSGATE POST: This is a story that will grab you by the nuts. Everyone has their favorite squirrel story. It is said that there are 10 million squirrel stories in the Naked City. This is but one: This all took place in Beaver Crossing, Neb...
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Vatican Says Women Can't Be Priests & Should Stop Being So Uppity
(Vatican City) - The Vatican today announced that anyone attempting to ordain a woman into the priesthood would be excommunicated, as would the woman herself. The decree was signed by Cardinal William "Misogy" Levada, prefect of the congre...
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Catholic Church Introduces "Virtual Confession" for Computer Age
Tired and have no time to stop by the local church? Have not been able to see your priest to confess your sins due to the workload? Unable to pay your last respects to the dearly departed neighbor or childhood friend? No problem! The Catholic C...
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Catholic Church to Allow Fellatio; Cunnilingus
In a dramatic reversal from previous Papal policies, Pope Benedict XVI announced today that the Catholic Church will allow men to receive fellatio and women to enjoy cunnilingus. However, certain restrictions will apply to both acts. The Pope's d...
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Nuns In US Safe From New Catholic Inquisition
A fragment of an ancient Egyptian papyrus known as the "Gospel of Jesus's Wife," unveiled in 2012, shows no evidence of being a modern forgery, as some critics had charged, according to an article published in the Harvard Theological Review. The con...
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Pope Watches Disney Channel Television Shows Like Hannah Montana From Hotel Room
Pope Benedict admitted today to enjoying watching American television shows from his hotel room during his visit to the United States. While the Pontiff said that he did not enjoy reality shows such as American Idol, Survivor, or Big Brother, he did...
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Opus Dei admits masterminding 9/11: Osama "a mercenary"
(Vatican City, Saturday 3rd July) Documents released today under the Catholic Church's Freedom of Disinformation Act confirm that Osama Bin Laden was paid $5 billion from the Pontifical Office's Colombian offshore accounts to mastermind the...
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Mary Magdalene Tell-all: "Jesus Was a Lousy Lay, But a Pretty Good Talker."
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To End World Hunger, Vatican Scientists Replicate Transubstantiation
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Ladies - the 2023 Calendar of the Sexiest Young (Catholic) Priests is Out
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The All New Christ on a Cracker (or Jesus Cheese)
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Pope Under Arrest for Crimes Against 2000 Years of Humanity
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Opus Dei admits masterminding 9/11: Osama "a mercenary"
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Vatican Says Women Can't Be Priests & Should Stop Being So Uppity
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Catholic Church Introduces "Virtual Confession" for Computer Age
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Catholic Church to Allow Fellatio; Cunnilingus
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Hordes of Ex-Catholic Priests Stage "Santa for Kids" Convention in July
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God Admits He Is An Atheist
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The 2000 Year Catholic Reich
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Vatican Releases New Software Package
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Clerical Fashion Show Dragging Down Catholic Kids
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