Jews Finally Counter-Denounce Catholic Church

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Sunday, 4 April 2010

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Denounce Or Die, Infidel

After 2000 years of being made the scapegoat for the death of Jesus Christ, the Jewish Anti-Defamation League went for the throat of Catholicism when they denounced the Catholic Church for claiming the latest media attack on the Pope for his alleged failures to oust pedophile priests was akin to anti-semitism.

Like anti-semitism is a big deal! Infact, it is as American as apple pie. Everyone knows that unknown Jews meet in Zurich each each year to screw the financial world by keeping their filthy lucre from falling into the hands of the unwashed.

Since most Catholics spend the majority of their time procreating instead of churning money, it is ironic that either group has time to denounce each other, since that takes time from what they do best, respectively.

So I say, let's shake hands and tune down the rhetoric and go back to what you do best.

Amen...bro!

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