Pope Francis needs to know how much all Catholics love Jesus.
What will they do to sacrifice for Him, as He has sacrificed for them? Would you do anything your Lord and Messiah says? Or shall ye have doubts? Francis (‘Frank” to his friends) has called on Vatican doctrine-writers (are they just making this stuff up? Hell yeah!) to come up with a test for Catholics to prove how much they love the Lord.
So they came up with a song, since Christians love singing as they repress other people and telling nations how to govern.
If Catholics can sing (and believe! Ye must believe in the horseshit – to be saved!) and preach the lyrics to the following song, then they can get into Heaven.
(The rules for entrance to “Heaven” seem to change with each Pope, so Catholics really have to bend backwards or forwards or any which way but loose – but loose is OK too – to “receive” their God.)
Sing it loud and proud!
Give it to me, Jesus
Give it to me, Jesus
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me
Give it to me, Jesus
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me
Give it to me, Jesus
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me
Jesus pump me
Jesus hump me
Jesus do me
Jesus blew me
Jesus bang me
Jesus hang me
Jesus suck it
Jesus fuck it
Jesus want it
Jesus flaunt it
Get on all fours
To serve the Lord
Get on your knees
If you wanna please
Stick your ass in the air
If you really care
Open real wide
To let the Lord inside
Spread those cheeks
If it’s God’s love you seek
Give it to me, Jesus
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me
Give it to me, Jesus
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me
Give it to me, Jesus
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me
And blow me high to Heaven!
Wow, just beautiful, surely a top ten hit in the making, all the K-Pop groupies will be singing it soon, and so will you! (You’re already singing it in your head, ain’t ya?)