The Washington Redskins Are Definitely Gone With The Wind - The New Washington Commanders Look Like A Third Rate NCAA Football Team
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Most US sports writers agreed that Daniel Snyder's "New" Washington Football Team" is an absolute joke.'' For starters the name "Commanders" sounds like the name of a New England yacht sailing team. Secondly, t…
Read full storyThoroughbred Racehorse Owner Prince Sim Shon Shuck Agrees To Change The Name of His Racehorse Named "Horse Shit"
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The US Thoroughbred Horse Racing Federation has informed Saudi Arabian Prince Sim Shon Shuck that the name he has picked to replace the name "Horse Shit," is acceptable. Prince Sim Shon Shuck, who is report…
Read full storyCategory 5 Hurricane Ian Was So Devastating That An Orca Whale Was Spotted In a Fort Myers, Florida Street
FORT MYERS, Florida - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter, Hacienda Fiddle, who was on the scene in Fort Myers, reported seeing an adult orca whale in the street in front of the Holiday Inn that she was reporting from. Miss Fiddle said that sh…
Read full storyTiddlywinks Championship now on YouTube
For anyone who misses Tiddlywinks, the national championship will now be broadcast on YouTube. TiddlywinksInternational on YouTube, Instagram and Twitter will be keeping the many fans of the UK Tiddlywinks team up to date and on the ball as to wha…
Read full storyA Florida Drug Dealer Says That After Hurricane Ian Hit Looters Stole 79 Pounds of Marijuana From His Car
FORT MYERS, Florida - (Satire News) - Cosmos News Service reporter Dylan Fresco, reports that Fort Myers police investigated a report filed by a local drug dealer who said that after Hurricane Ian hit, looters broke into his car and made off with 79…
Read full storyCategory 5 Hurricane Ian Was So Damn Powerful That a Pet Giraffe From Florida Ended Up In South Carolina
GATOR GROIN, Florida - (Satire News) - The US Department of Hurricanes has just announced that Hurricane Ian, with winds hitting as high as 170 mph was extremely destructive. Resident of The Plywood State, report that parts of their homes, busines…
Read full storyYou still have three hundred pages to go in that book
Although you are nearly halfway through it, you still have more than 300 pages to go in the book that all of the critics say members of your generation need to read. One critic said 'It covers a lot of ground, but this is the type of book that onl…
Read full storyDrum solo enters 27th minute
Jazz fans at the Wet Toad pub in Chutney on the Fritz were surprised when a drum solo went into its 27th minute, and still shows no sign of being over. 'Usually by this point in the gig' said Jazz Fan Shane Richie 'we have only heard three numbers…
Read full storyPretentious Film Maker making new film that critics will rave about
Pretentious Film Maker Robert Toodle III is set to make his latest film Staples in A Box in Los Angeles this month. The two-hour film, six years of scripting and development will focus on the tedium of life in a small office. It focuses on a bo…
Read full storyMy turn soon, say Laurence Fox
Hello, Laurence Fox here. You may remember me as Sergeant Hathaway in Lewis, where I played support to Neville from Auf Wiedersehen Pet. You may remember me from my four albums that sold fourteen copies, or my ill-fated run as the Mayor of London…
Read full storyWhat about the train spotters?
Train Spotter Buster Griffin has written to his local MP Michael Madeup to complain about the lack of thought given to Train Spotters as train strikes threaten the economic wealth of the country. In his letter (a letter, rather than an email, Bust…
Read full storyLiz Truss Has Just Been Named The Sexiest Prime Minister In The World
NEW YORK CITY - (US Satire) - Reporter Carmine Calatino with The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper is proud to announce that his publication has just named PM Liz Truss "The Sexiest Prime Minister In The World." Elizabeth Truss, who prefers to…
Read full storyThe BBC Has Learned That PM Liz Truss Loves Wearing String Bikini Panties Underneath Her Professional Outfits
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The BBC has been delving into the personal life of the new British prime minister Liz Truss. They have reported that she loves drinking Stella Artois beer. She loves the Manchester United Red Devils and America's team, The D…
Read full storyA Texas High School Quarterback Throws 10 Touchdown Passes In One Game
PROGRESO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - Growing up in the Texas Rio Grande Valley, Joe Willie Passadero, dreamed of one day being the starting quarterback for his hometown Progreso Fighting Red Ants high school team. Well Joe Willie, who was named aft…
Read full storyThe Vampire Virgins of Venice Beach Enter The Top 99 Song Chart
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily's Macadamia Honeysuckle wrote that the all-girl rock band from California, The Vampire Virgins of Venice Beach have hit the charts with their very first song. The song titled, "He Tickled My Fancy As I…
Read full storyPrince William Is Given Queen Elizabeth's Very Expensive Gold Plated Skateboard
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The golden skateboard that her majesty had received from King Fashami of Saudia Arabia has been bequeathed to Queen Elizabeth's grandson Prince William. According to The Royal Fog Research Group the skateboard is valued at £…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Books Taylor Swift To Perform At a Buckingham Palace Party To Honor The New Prime Minister Liz Truss
LONDON - (UK Satire) - King Charles has always been a big fan of American female singers such as Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Ariande Grande, and Sista Frizzle Frazzle. So it was no surprise when Buckingham Palace spokesp…
Read full storyMcDonalds Adds Hot Sauce For Those Patrons Who Like It Hot!
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - One thing about the largest fast food chain in the entire world, McDonalds, always manages to stay two steps ahead of the competition. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that the franchise has now added hot sauce…
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