LONDON - (UK Satire) - King Charles has always been a big fan of American female singers such as Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Ariande Grande, and Sista Frizzle Frazzle.
So it was no surprise when Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Piccadilly announced that Taylor Swift had been booked to perform at a Royal Gala in honor of the newly elected Prime Minister Liz Truss.
In fact, "The Third" as some at Buck House refer to King Charles III, said that he had narrowed his choice down to Swift and Cyrus.
Taylor will be performing at the gala and she will do her latest hit single titled, "My Latest Boyfriend Tried To Get To Third Base, But I Threw Him Out."
