The Vampire Virgins of Venice Beach Enter The Top 99 Song Chart

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 2 October 2022

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L to R - Nevada Monticello (Lead Singer), Violina Carpet (Drummer), and Sundae St. Simon (Bass Guitar).

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily's Macadamia Honeysuckle wrote that the all-girl rock band from California, The Vampire Virgins of Venice Beach have hit the charts with their very first song.

The song titled, "He Tickled My Fancy As I Played With His Pecker," entered the Top 99 Chart at #7 with a bullet.

The lead singer for the band Nevada Monticello said that they were discovered playing at a seedy bar in La Brea for $400 a night.

She noted that Johnny Depp heard them and he helped get them a $500,000 recording contract with Round and Round Records.

SIDENOTE: The band's bass player, Sundae St. Simon, said that they will soon be going on tour with rap artist Yo Yo Afro Woke on The Rock & Rap Tour of The USA.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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