LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily's Macadamia Honeysuckle wrote that the all-girl rock band from California, The Vampire Virgins of Venice Beach have hit the charts with their very first song.
The song titled, "He Tickled My Fancy As I Played With His Pecker," entered the Top 99 Chart at #7 with a bullet.
The lead singer for the band Nevada Monticello said that they were discovered playing at a seedy bar in La Brea for $400 a night.
She noted that Johnny Depp heard them and he helped get them a $500,000 recording contract with Round and Round Records.
SIDENOTE: The band's bass player, Sundae St. Simon, said that they will soon be going on tour with rap artist Yo Yo Afro Woke on The Rock & Rap Tour of The USA.
