NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Most US sports writers agreed that Daniel Snyder's "New" Washington Football Team" is an absolute joke.''
For starters the name "Commanders" sounds like the name of a New England yacht sailing team.
Secondly, the uniform colors (dark black and yellow) are as ugly as Ann Coulter's face - hideous beyond belief.
Zorro La Bamba with Sports Bet Gazette pointed out the black and yellow color scheme make them look like some small, third-rate New England college football team.
The cheerleaders are all gone after Daniel "Mr. Stubborn" Synder had to pay out over $40 million to settle a class action lawsuit filed by the former Redskin cheerleaders, who claimed that they were subjected to sexual jokes, sexual teasing, and sexual innuendo that is only heard in the backwoods lumberjack camps over in Oregon.
And so for those ex-die-hard Washington Redskin fans who grew up proudly watching the burgundy and gold clad Redskins, you can just say sayonara (goodbye), and simply listen to the Commanders (Ugh!) games on the radio.
