LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The US Thoroughbred Horse Racing Federation has informed Saudi Arabian Prince Sim Shon Shuck that the name he has picked to replace the name "Horse Shit," is acceptable.
Prince Sim Shon Shuck, who is reportedly worth over $27 million said that he has chosen the name "Horse Droppings," to replace his racehorse's original name, which apparently offended a lot of Republicans, Democrats, and atheists.
The prince who is considered one of the Mid-East's biggest practical jokers says that the reason he changed the name was so that his horse would not be banned from running races in America.
Prince Simmy, as two of his five wives call him, said that he has already bet $10 million that "Horse Droppings" will win the 2023 Kentucky Derby.
