Trump Says He's Never Heard of The Proud Boys, The Oath Keepers, The Ku Klux Klan, or The Boy Scouts
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer newspaper has just learned that after watching the Senate Condemnatory Hearing On The Evil Terrorist Assault On Jan.6, Don "The Has-Been" Trump insists that he has never heard of The Proud Bo…
Read full storyThe GOPs Top Pussy Grabber - You Know His Name - Is So Depressed He Hasn't Eaten a Big Mac in 35 Minutes
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - The Trumptard's goofy son (Eric) told GOPicky Magazine that his orange daddy is so damn depressed that he is talking about moving to Russia. Eric the Stupid, also remarked that his father is looking more and m…
Read full storyThe Bravisimo Network Admits That The Duck Dynasnty Family Is Not Real - And Reveals They're All Just Actors
WEST MONROE, Louisiana - (Satire News) - According to Ipso Facto News, that hairy bearded bunch of coon asses from down around the bayous of Louisiana are not really whom they claim to be. IFN reporter Tapioca Swizzle has learned from a very sourc…
Read full storyRepublican Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida Has Jumped On The "I Hate Trump" Bandwagon
TALLAHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - According to the Miami Globe-Gazette, Gov. Ron "Dump Trump" DeSantis is posturing himself to be the leading Republican to be at the top of the GOP ticket in the next presidential election. DeSantis, is hated…
Read full storyPlace Yer Bets - Where will the next Mass Shooting be?
Vegas is taking odds. And now more betting establishments around the world want in on the action. Many people have stopped caring about America and its religious fanaticism of guns. From one law (the Second Amendment – this came second? After all…
Read full storyTennis Anyone?
The British love their tennis! Even more than human rights! Peng Shuai was once a star tennis player from China. She posted a message that Chinese Vice Premier Zhang Gaoli raped her in 2019. And now no one has seen or heard from her. Some fine yo…
Read full storyIllegal Tweets From "Don The Con" Trump - (July Editon)
Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump illegally tweeted these tweets while sitting in his master bedroom at Mar-a-Lago, while Melania was traipsing all over Southern California. TWEET 1 - I am very pissed off at Elon Musk. He promised me that he was going…
Read full storyRussia's Pride and Joy Aircraft Carrier The Mrs. Nikita Kruschev Finally Arrives Back In Russia
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice is reporting that Russia's biggest naval vessel The Mrs. Nikita Khrushchev has arrived back home. The state-of-the-art vessel was badly damaged, when it was hit with 14 torpedoes fired from the Ukrainian…
Read full storyNew Businesses Trump is Thinking About Starting
Trump’s Best L’il Whorehouse in Florida Trump’s Shoot & Kill Your Own Steak Trump’s All-Star Political Wrestling: Reps vs. Dems Trump’s Anal Waxing & Bleaching Trump’s Emigration Service for Hot Foreign Women Who Don’t Speak No En…
Read full storyTrump Was Told By A Homeless Woman That 18,394 Ballots That Were Cast For Him Ended Up In Guatemala Whorehouse
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - It appears that these days Donald Trump doesn't know his orange ass from a hole-in-the-ground. Individuals report seeing him walking the beach at his Mar-a-Lago complex dressed in a red MAGA shirt, no pants, no shoes,…
Read full storyPresident Putin Tells The Swiss Government That He Has Melted Their Submarine The Chocolate Wave
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - President Putin texted the leader of Switzerland, Ignacio Cassis and told him that Russian welders had melted the captured submarine, The Chocolate Wave. Cassis texted him back telling him that he was extremely angry, as t…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Has Just Adopted a Rescue Fox Hunt Hound
LONDON - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth figures that throughout her more than nine decades on earth, she has probably had over 400 pets; including dogs, cats, hamsters, canaries, goldfish, gerbils, turtles, horses, goats, and an aardvark. But acc…
Read full storyTrump Says That If He Lived In England, By Now He Would Be King Donald The 1st
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump was recently interviewed by a writer with GOPicky Magazine. The two met at the 19th hole of The Ponce de Leon Golf Course, located in Palm Beach. Tabitha Wishywater, with GOPic…
Read full story75th annual sausage weigh man show
Today in Balderdash marks the 75th annual Sausage weigh man show. The show begins at 9:00pm tonight and will have music by the country metal band the Fartknockers and comedy double act Tate n Lyle will also be performing in the "Fosters Liver" tent.
Read full storyMan says he is forgotten Bee Gee
A man from Birmingham claims he is the forgotten missing fourth Bee Gee. Bernard Gibb 75 claims he was shunned from the band the moment they got famous they brushed him aside and he hasn’t spoken to Barry since then. ”I haven’t spoken to any…
Read full storyPrince Charles Says That He Loves To Watch The Dallas Cowboys and Their Sexy Cheerleaders
LONDON - (Sports Satire) - Prince Charles recently told Piers Morgan that he actually prefers to watch a Dallas Cowboys game than a Manchester United Red Devils game. Chas, as the Duchess of York (Sarah Ferguson) prefers to call him, noted that he…
Read full storyA Staunch Female Member of The NRA Says Trump Can Grab Her Pussy Anytime He Effen Wants
SMELLY VARMINT, Alabama - (Satire News) - One of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's biggest, die-hard supporters is Boodeeca Krackler, a lifelong native of Smelly Varmint. Boo-Boo, as her ex-husband nicknamed her, says that she has been in love with…
Read full storyTrump Is So Fucking Guilty He Can't Even Find An Attorney To Defend Him
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Donald Trump went up to New York City to look for an attorney to defend him against the more than 200 charges that he has been charged with. The evil Trumptard finally has found himself having to pay the piper. But…
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