NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Donald Trump went up to New York City to look for an attorney to defend him against the more than 200 charges that he has been charged with.
The evil Trumptard finally has found himself having to pay the piper. But of course, he has not been able to find any lawyer, to take his case. Not even a shyster lawyer, will get anywhere near the prison-bound, predatorial racist.
BuzzFuzz printed an article on him with the title, "Trumpo Finally Realizes That His Fucking Goose Is Cooked."
Word coming out of Mar-a-Lago is that most of his employees have quit, because he has not paid them in three weeks.
One of the cooks who quit, reportedly said that she could have put all kinds of nasty crap in his food just to show him that he ain't shit.
But it all comes down to the old Hungarian saying, that says, "What goes around, comes around."
