MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - It appears that these days Donald Trump doesn't know his orange ass from a hole-in-the-ground.
Individuals report seeing him walking the beach at his Mar-a-Lago complex dressed in a red MAGA shirt, no pants, no shoes, and only wearing a pair of Wonder Woman boxer shorts.
The boxer shorts are female boxer shorts, that a Mar-a-Lago maid says probably belong to his now, favorite daughter, Tiffany Trump.
It is no secret that his once favorite daughter Ivanka, is now considered a persona non grata in the eyes, nose, and ears of the carrot-colored shit-for-brains twat.
The Nazi-loving Donaldo is now pushing the baseless conspiracy lie that a homeless woman told him in an instagram (?) that 18,394 ballots that were cast for him ended up in a Puerto Puerco, Guatemala whorehouse.
Meanwhile, Trump's soap opera titled "As The Shit Turns" continues going forward like a runaway train.
