Trump's Dead Wife Ivana Becomes a Huge Tax Break - By Being Buried at His Golf Course
Donald Trump recently buried his first wife, Ivana, at the National Golf Club in NJ. The 465-acre, 38-hole golf club is now a cemetery and is exempt from all sales and income taxes and any other taxes. Thinking ahead, Trump, either spent cash…
Read full storyHe Said-Xi Said: Biden And Xi Jinping Differ On Joe’s Forklift Sex Caper
BILLINGSGATE POST: Did Vice-President Biden have sex with 3 Chinese hookers while driving a forklift down an alley in the Dongcheng District of Beijing during a diplomatic visit in 2013? At the time, it seemed mildly noteworthy, but not particul…
Read full storyDrug Junk Food Coming Soon to Make Life Worthwhile Again
Since Elon Musk joked about buying Coca-Cola and returning it to the original recipe using cocaine, serious investors and inventors have been giving consideration to other food and drinks consumed by billions of people every day. Try the new Meth…
Read full storyThe BBC Is Reporting That Their Is a Growing Groundswell To Pick Cheryl Cole To Be The Next British Prime Minister
LONDON - (Satire News) - Word coming from the BBC is that now that PM Boris Johnson is on his way out the 10 Downing St. door, suggestions and opinions as to who should replace him are falling from the foggy English sky. Names that have been tosse…
Read full storyTrump's Doctor Says He Definitely Has Fibbafucism
DETROIT - (Satire News) - The former Golfer-in-Chief flew to Detroit on TransCountry Airlines, to see a specialist who deals in advanced stages of Fibbafucism. Merriman Webster defines Fibbafucism as the end result of an individual constantly lyin…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene And President Biden Have Become Sexting Buddies
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Many of us recall Laurel & Hardy, Abbott & Costello, Lennon & McCartney, and Donald & Stormy. Boom Boom News writer Hacienda Fiddle has just broken the story of a brand new sexting duet..."Biden &…
Read full storyBezos-Musk Inc., Has Just Filed a $12.7 Billion Class Action Lawsuit Against Donald Trump
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The world's largest company Bezos-Musk Inc., which is headquartered deep in the heart of Texas, has just filed a $12.7 billion class action lawsuit against Donald "Lard Butt" Trump. Bezos-Musk, Inc., is represented…
Read full storySwitzerland Is Totally Engulfed In The Out-of-Control Trumpapalooza Heat Wave!
BERN, Switzerland - (Satire News) - A spokesperson for the Swiss government has informed the news media that record-breaking temperatures are being recorded all over "The Land of Chocolate." The capital city of Bern recently set an all-time record…
Read full storyNew Trump Restaurant in Austin County, Texas, Has Girls with Guns
A Lebanese immigrant has opened a new restaurant in Austin County Texas Called 'Trump Burger’, and it is very popular. Eighty percent of county residents voted for Trump in 2016 and are loyal Trump Burger eaters. The waitresses wear pink cow…
Read full storyWarwick Castle's Problematic Cambodian Non-Chirping Crickets Issue Has Been Resolved
WARWICK, England - (Satire News) - Warwick Castle was built in 1068 by William The Conqueror. The medieval structure was constructed using stone, rock, mortar, and reconstituted ravioli that was imported from the Hey Guido Valley of southern Italy.
Read full storyVietnam Set to Save America!
In a bizarre and wonderful twist of historic irony, Vietnam has vowed to send soldiers, planes, ships, and whatever else America needs if there is another civil war in 2024. A spokesperson for the Vietnam army has said: “Back in the 1960s, Vietnam…
Read full storyTexas/Florida to do Total Ban on Women Wearing Tight Yoga Pants - Too Much Ass
A spokesman for Texas governor Greg Abbot: These Hindu or Muslin yoga pants are not Christian clothing. They are grooming American women to go to those foreign religions. More and more American people are leaving Christianity for these two religi…
Read full storyTo Peg or Not to Peg
He once said something hilariously stupid. When Russia invaded Ukraine, he said he was surprised that such an evil war was on European soil, when he would expect such a thing to take place on African or Asian soil. Clearly he had either not bee…
Read full storyRest In Peace, Ivana … Fore!
Ivana Trump has been laid to rest on Donald Trump’s golf course. Someone dug a pit, threw her body in, then dropped a plaque reminding every golfer who she once was. She is buried in New Jersey, the joke state of the USA. “Under the state of New…
Read full storyTrump’s Burgers Will Not Give You Diarrhea
Donald Trump has a burger restaurant … or the burger restaurant has him. MAGA lovers can now munch on a “Donny Burger”. One patron said this about her burger: “I love taking a big bite outa Trump’s meat!” Another patron named Billy Joe Bob Cle…
Read full storyNancy’s Comin’ In Hot!
Nancy Pelosi hopped on the redeye to Taiwan, and this has made China very upset. Who knew the Great Worker’s Fascist Paradise could be taken down by a gal named Nancy?! Will Pelosi topple the regime when she steps off the heavily-protected plan…
Read full storyBritish Corporations Glad Brexit is Gone - Profits Way Up - Thanks Boris
Boris Johnson will always be remembered as the enforcer of Brexit, the legal change that destroyed Britain's economy for the small business owners. His legacy is that of being a Destroyer - when he was not acting the Clown. But all the huge…
Read full storyLeBron James Has Been Giving Melania Trump's Son Barron, Basketball Lessons
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - One of the greatest NBA players to ever dribble a basketball has been giving Barron Trump, some fundamental basketball lessons. James spoke with his good friend Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba, and he wan…
Read full storyDonald Trump's Personal Secret Service Detail Reveals A Secret
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Secret Service agents that were assigned to protect Trump from the tens of millions of people, Democrats, Independents, and even more Republicans than anyone would ever believe, have revealed a secret that the m…
Read full storyA Sexy-Looking Nevada Newlywed Bride Slips On a Discarded Poker Chip
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Triana Seacastle, 28, totally planned every aspect of her wedding ceremony to Gregory Nipwater. She took care of planning the entire ceremony from hiring the caterers, to booking the band, to contracting the charcoal dr…
Read full storyBirmingham, England's Accent Is Named The Most Unpopular In All of Great Britain
BIRMINGHAM, Engand - (Satire News) - The mayor of the British city of Birmingham is one mad Brummie. Mayor Yvonne Lulu Mosquito, 57, said that London's Royal Fog Research Group polled close to one million residents of "The Land of The Beatles," an…
Read full storyDr. Futuro Gives Latest Theory on Why People are Obese - It's in the Jeans
Dr. Futuro is a Futurologist and head of Obesity research in London. According to his latest theory, about 5 million years ago, our Pre - Pre - Pre (100, 000 'Pre - ') Ancestors were on the beach in Ethiopia. They weren't quite human yet but were…
Read full storyThe Two Stupidest Recent U.S. Presidents Seen as Classic Comedy Movies - By Chris Rock
Chris Rock, famous for his wit - and making ha-ha jokes about a friend's medically bald wife - loved the old classic comedy movies when growing up. So, when a Democratic party fundraiser asked him to do a joking talk on Trump, and also Nixon, he…
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