Funny story: Trump's Dead Wife Ivana Becomes a Huge Tax Break - By Being Buried at His Golf Course

Trump's Dead Wife Ivana Becomes a Huge Tax Break - By Being Buried at His Golf Course

Donald Trump recently buried his first wife, Ivana, at the National Golf Club in NJ. The 465-acre, 38-hole golf club is now a cemetery and is exempt from all sales and income taxes and any other taxes. Thinking ahead, Trump, either spent cash…

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Funny story: He Said-Xi Said: Biden And Xi Jinping Differ On Joe’s Forklift Sex Caper

He Said-Xi Said: Biden And Xi Jinping Differ On Joe’s Forklift Sex Caper

BILLINGSGATE POST: Did Vice-President Biden have sex with 3 Chinese hookers while driving a forklift down an alley in the Dongcheng District of Beijing during a diplomatic visit in 2013? At the time, it seemed mildly noteworthy, but not particul…

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Funny story: Drug Junk Food Coming Soon to Make Life Worthwhile Again

Drug Junk Food Coming Soon to Make Life Worthwhile Again

Since Elon Musk joked about buying Coca-Cola and returning it to the original recipe using cocaine, serious investors and inventors have been giving consideration to other food and drinks consumed by billions of people every day. Try the new Meth…

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Funny story: The BBC Is Reporting That Their Is a Growing Groundswell To Pick Cheryl Cole To Be The Next British Prime Minister

The BBC Is Reporting That Their Is a Growing Groundswell To Pick Cheryl Cole To Be The Next British Prime Minister

LONDON - (Satire News) - Word coming from the BBC is that now that PM Boris Johnson is on his way out the 10 Downing St. door, suggestions and opinions as to who should replace him are falling from the foggy English sky. Names that have been tosse…

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Funny story: Trump's Doctor Says He Definitely Has Fibbafucism

Trump's Doctor Says He Definitely Has Fibbafucism

DETROIT - (Satire News) - The former Golfer-in-Chief flew to Detroit on TransCountry Airlines, to see a specialist who deals in advanced stages of Fibbafucism. Merriman Webster defines Fibbafucism as the end result of an individual constantly lyin…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene And President Biden Have Become Sexting Buddies

Marjorie Taylor Greene And President Biden Have Become Sexting Buddies

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Many of us recall Laurel & Hardy, Abbott & Costello, Lennon & McCartney, and Donald & Stormy. Boom Boom News writer Hacienda Fiddle has just broken the story of a brand new sexting duet..."Biden &…

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk Inc., Has Just Filed a $12.7 Billion Class Action Lawsuit Against Donald Trump

Bezos-Musk Inc., Has Just Filed a $12.7 Billion Class Action Lawsuit Against Donald Trump

AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The world's largest company Bezos-Musk Inc., which is headquartered deep in the heart of Texas, has just filed a $12.7 billion class action lawsuit against Donald "Lard Butt" Trump. Bezos-Musk, Inc., is represented…

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Funny story: Switzerland Is Totally Engulfed In The Out-of-Control Trumpapalooza Heat Wave!

Switzerland Is Totally Engulfed In The Out-of-Control Trumpapalooza Heat Wave!

BERN, Switzerland - (Satire News) - A spokesperson for the Swiss government has informed the news media that record-breaking temperatures are being recorded all over "The Land of Chocolate." The capital city of Bern recently set an all-time record…

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Funny story: New Trump Restaurant in Austin County, Texas, Has Girls with Guns

New Trump Restaurant in Austin County, Texas, Has Girls with Guns

A Lebanese immigrant has opened a new restaurant in Austin County Texas Called 'Trump Burger’, and it is very popular. Eighty percent of county residents voted for Trump in 2016 and are loyal Trump Burger eaters. The waitresses wear pink cow…

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Funny story: Warwick Castle's Problematic Cambodian Non-Chirping Crickets Issue Has Been Resolved

Warwick Castle's Problematic Cambodian Non-Chirping Crickets Issue Has Been Resolved

WARWICK, England - (Satire News) - Warwick Castle was built in 1068 by William The Conqueror. The medieval structure was constructed using stone, rock, mortar, and reconstituted ravioli that was imported from the Hey Guido Valley of southern Italy.

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Funny story: Vietnam Set to Save America!

Vietnam Set to Save America!

In a bizarre and wonderful twist of historic irony, Vietnam has vowed to send soldiers, planes, ships, and whatever else America needs if there is another civil war in 2024. A spokesperson for the Vietnam army has said: “Back in the 1960s, Vietnam…

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Funny story: Texas/Florida to do Total Ban on Women Wearing Tight Yoga Pants - Too Much Ass

Texas/Florida to do Total Ban on Women Wearing Tight Yoga Pants - Too Much Ass

A spokesman for Texas governor Greg Abbot: These Hindu or Muslin yoga pants are not Christian clothing. They are grooming American women to go to those foreign religions. More and more American people are leaving Christianity for these two religi…

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Funny story: To Peg or Not to Peg

To Peg or Not to Peg

He once said something hilariously stupid. When Russia invaded Ukraine, he said he was surprised that such an evil war was on European soil, when he would expect such a thing to take place on African or Asian soil. Clearly he had either not bee…

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Funny story: Rest In Peace, Ivana … Fore!

Rest In Peace, Ivana … Fore!

Ivana Trump has been laid to rest on Donald Trump’s golf course. Someone dug a pit, threw her body in, then dropped a plaque reminding every golfer who she once was. She is buried in New Jersey, the joke state of the USA. “Under the state of New…

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Funny story: Trump’s Burgers Will Not Give You Diarrhea

Trump’s Burgers Will Not Give You Diarrhea

Donald Trump has a burger restaurant … or the burger restaurant has him. MAGA lovers can now munch on a “Donny Burger”. One patron said this about her burger: “I love taking a big bite outa Trump’s meat!” Another patron named Billy Joe Bob Cle…

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Funny story: Nancy’s Comin’ In Hot!

Nancy’s Comin’ In Hot!

Nancy Pelosi hopped on the redeye to Taiwan, and this has made China very upset. Who knew the Great Worker’s Fascist Paradise could be taken down by a gal named Nancy?! Will Pelosi topple the regime when she steps off the heavily-protected plan…

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Funny story: British Corporations Glad Brexit is Gone - Profits Way Up - Thanks Boris

British Corporations Glad Brexit is Gone - Profits Way Up - Thanks Boris

Boris Johnson will always be remembered as the enforcer of Brexit, the legal change that destroyed Britain's economy for the small business owners. His legacy is that of being a Destroyer - when he was not acting the Clown. But all the huge…

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Funny story: LeBron James Has Been Giving Melania Trump's Son Barron, Basketball Lessons

LeBron James Has Been Giving Melania Trump's Son Barron, Basketball Lessons

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - One of the greatest NBA players to ever dribble a basketball has been giving Barron Trump, some fundamental basketball lessons. James spoke with his good friend Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba, and he wan…

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Funny story: Donald Trump's Personal Secret Service Detail Reveals A Secret

Donald Trump's Personal Secret Service Detail Reveals A Secret

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Secret Service agents that were assigned to protect Trump from the tens of millions of people, Democrats, Independents, and even more Republicans than anyone would ever believe, have revealed a secret that the m…

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Funny story: A Sexy-Looking Nevada Newlywed Bride Slips On a Discarded Poker Chip

A Sexy-Looking Nevada Newlywed Bride Slips On a Discarded Poker Chip

LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Triana Seacastle, 28, totally planned every aspect of her wedding ceremony to Gregory Nipwater. She took care of planning the entire ceremony from hiring the caterers, to booking the band, to contracting the charcoal dr…

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Funny story: Birmingham, England's Accent Is Named The Most Unpopular In All of Great Britain

Birmingham, England's Accent Is Named The Most Unpopular In All of Great Britain

BIRMINGHAM, Engand - (Satire News) - The mayor of the British city of Birmingham is one mad Brummie. Mayor Yvonne Lulu Mosquito, 57, said that London's Royal Fog Research Group polled close to one million residents of "The Land of The Beatles," an…

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Funny story: Dr. Futuro Gives Latest Theory on Why People are Obese - It's in the Jeans

Dr. Futuro Gives Latest Theory on Why People are Obese - It's in the Jeans

Dr. Futuro is a Futurologist and head of Obesity research in London. According to his latest theory, about 5 million years ago, our Pre - Pre - Pre (100, 000 'Pre - ') Ancestors were on the beach in Ethiopia. They weren't quite human yet but were…

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Funny story: The Two Stupidest Recent U.S. Presidents Seen as Classic Comedy Movies - By Chris Rock

The Two Stupidest Recent U.S. Presidents Seen as Classic Comedy Movies - By Chris Rock

Chris Rock, famous for his wit - and making ha-ha jokes about a friend's medically bald wife - loved the old classic comedy movies when growing up. So, when a Democratic party fundraiser asked him to do a joking talk on Trump, and also Nixon, he…

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