Trump’s Best L’il Whorehouse in Florida
Trump’s Shoot & Kill Your Own Steak
Trump’s All-Star Political Wrestling: Reps vs. Dems
Trump’s Anal Waxing & Bleaching
Trump’s Emigration Service for Hot Foreign Women Who Don’t Speak No English Good
Trump’s Hair Wax & Polish & Glue
Trump’s Diaper Exchange
Trump’s Lie Detector (Warning: May Explode If Given Too Much Bullshit)
Trump’s Peter Pussy Eater (Don’t know what this is, but sounds scary)
Trump’s Daughter Exchange
Trump’s Lolita Island Resort
Trump’s Mar-A-Liar
Trump’s Prisoner Suicide Assistance.
Trump’s Radio Station: WTRP, Playing All the Hits that Rednecks Like, All the Time
Trump’s Incest & Rape Confession & Counseling & Dating App
Trump’s Massage Parlor & Miss Universe Rehearsal
Trump’s Nipple Tape
Trump’s Female Circumcision
Trump’s Russian Bride Agency
Trump’s Gold-Digger Dating Service
Trump’s Board Game: Insurrection 2024.
