An Increasingly Decrepit God To Be Fitted with an Omniscient Aid
“Wha—Where are my glasses? A tsunami in Tonga? Where the fuck’s ‘Tonga’? Russian forces massing on Ukraine’s border? What the hell?” These are only some of the many questions the caretakers of an increasingly senescent Supreme Being have overhea…
Read full storyShould I use an illegal lockdown party as an Alibi?
Boris Johnson is asking if he should use yet another illegal lockdown party as an alibi. 'Yes, crikey' wittered Johnson 'I seem to have got myself in a bit of a pickle with both the police and an irate husband. The two issues could be addressed if…
Read full storyMother, 31, reveals 7p-a-day meal plans for struggling parents who can't afford to feed their children
A kind-hearted mother is battling the cost of living crisis by writing meal plans so struggling parents can feed a family of four for less than 28 pence a day - so they don't have to feel like they are 'poor'. Elizabeth Taylor (no relation), from…
Read full storySarah Ferguson Divulges That As Soon As Boyfriend Piers Morgan’s Divorce Is Final, The Two Will Walk Down The Aisle
TOTTENHAM, England – (UK Satire) – The most popular power couple in the UK is Piers Morgan and Sarah Ferguson. The two were recently spotted at a pub in Tottenham, sharing a pitcher of Stella Artois Beer. The noted journalist has said that Fer…
Read full storyPresident Biden’s Doctor Says He Is As Fit As A Fiddle And That He Makes Trump Look Like He’s 103-Years-Old
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, has just announced that President Biden is in excellent health. She noted that his personal physician, Dr. Lulu McFoo, checked him out and she said that every part of him lo…
Read full storyNow That Tom Brady Has Retired, CBS, NBC, Fox Sports, and ESPN Are All Fighting To Hire Him As An NFL Analyst
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Now that the future hall of fame quarterback Tom Brady has retired, his analyst services are going to be in great demand. Sporting Chance Magazine’s Tango Brisket reports that the big four sports networks are sali…
Read full storyPrince Charles Accidentally Admits That Camilla Parker Bowles Has An Intimate Tattoo
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The Prince of Wales, Prince Charles recently spoke with Piers Morgan, and he accidentally let it slip that his wife, The Duchess of Cornwall (Camilla Parker Bowles) has an intimate tattoo. Charlie, as Mick Jagger calls him,…
Read full storyTom Brady Decides To Hang Up His Cleats After 22 NFL Seasons
TAMPA BAY, Florida – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has broken the story that a man who is arguably the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL is hanging up his cleats, his helmet, and his jock strap. Zorro La Bamba spoke with To…
Read full storyGeorgia State Police Arrest 13 Smash & Grab Thugs At A McDonalds
COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) – The manager of the one and only McDonalds in the tiny Georgia town of Cotton Balls, said that he just got sick and tired of having low-life, worthless, punks think that they can barge into his fast food establi…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Admits That She Is Positively Thrilled That Donald Trump Is Headed To Prison
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Members of her majesty, the queen's family, along with close friends are commenting that it has been years since they have seen Queen Elizabeth as happy as she is now. Her son Prince Charles said that his mom is thrilled bey…
Read full storyTexas Is Changing Its Official State Beer
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Lone Star state is noted for Longhorn cattle, oil, rattlesnakes, huge ranches, the Chupacabra, and the sensuously sexy Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx, noted that that the state is also noted…
Read full storyMillions of Canadians Say That They Do Not Want Covid Shots and No One Is Going To Make Them Get Them
QUEBEC, Canada – (Satire News) – The Canadian government has just issued a memo stating that Canada has more unvaccinated people than any country in the world. A Quinnipinni poll showed that 98.7% of all residents are not vaxed. The poll showed th…
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