Boris Johnson is asking if he should use yet another illegal lockdown party as an alibi.
'Yes, crikey' wittered Johnson 'I seem to have got myself in a bit of a pickle with both the police and an irate husband. The two issues could be addressed if I said I was at yet another illegal lockdown party'.
Tea-boy Michael Madeup piped up 'Yes, Boris was at another illegal gathering. I was there, I saw it with my own eyes, I believe it like I believe in my hair'.
Assistant Tea Boy Michael Gove interjected 'If Boris was at a party, it was bound to be a work-related gathering. I mean look at all of us Conservatives, it is not really a party if any one of us is there, is it?'