SACRAMENTO, California – (Satire News) – Papaya Bamboo with Tabloid Today, has just commented that the California Recall of Gov. Newsom fell as flat as Ann Coulter’s chest.
The people of California have spoken, and they have, by an overwhelming margin shown the country and the world that Trump is quickly becoming a non-entity.
Political pundits predict that Donald "The Pussy Grabber" Trump will soon simply become non-relevant, and he will then slither back into the cesspool from which he came.
Andy Cohen, who is considered to be the nation’s leading info guru, remarked that Trump is just going to have to accept the fact that the American people, the good, honest, Democratic ones, are sick and tired of his toddler-like antics, his incessant lying, his orange complexion, and his fucking beer-belly.
Meanwhile, recall election challenger Larry Elder, has become the most hated man on the Left Coast.
Reports are that the NAACP, The Black Lives Matter Organization, and The Golden State Warriors are all getting ready to sue the evil-looking Uncle Tom, for wasting millions and millions of California taxpayers money on his frivolous, fake, false, baseless claims.
SIDENOTE: The Daily Dirt News Agency is reporting that 17 California counties are petitioning to have Larry “The Black Bitch” Elder forced to leave the state.
