Michael Gove disappointed not to be given the job of minister for night clubs

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 16 September 2021

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Yeah, man I am so cool I make Michael Gove look like an Ice cube

Tea-boy to the stars, Michael Gove is said to be disappointed that in the most recent cabinet reshuffle, he was made Minister for Nightclubs, instead being given the job of saving Christmas, and making sure supply chains are open for the spending fun that we all suffer from in December.

'Yes' said Michael 'I was hoping to get the job of Minister for nightclubs, having done all of the research in Aberdeen, and perfected my old man dancing to a fast beat he doesn't understand moves as well, so I didn't look a complete fool in that video. Still, I can save Christmas, which is one thing to be grateful for. It was tea with milk and two sugars, wasn't it?'

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