Republican Senators Want To Lend The New Taliban Regime $83 Million – The Democrat Senators Say Fu*k You!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 16 September 2021

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Don The Perv shown grabbing one of his 'sheep.' (Photo courtesy of Matt Gaetz)

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the ‘are you effen kidding me?’ department, Trump’s ass-kissing GOP senators are insisting that the U.S. government lend the new Taliban regime $83 million.

The Daily Dirt’s Stormy Coin, noted that every Democratic senator has said that the GOPers have now shown without a shadow of a doubt, that they are nothing more than docile sheep, who act in the interest of that lying, fat-ass, Nazi shepherd, Donald Jonathan Trump.

The blue state relics spend a lot of their floor time simply bah-bahing and incessantly saying that Trump wants this and Trump wants that.

Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi has made it very clear (for the 47th time!) that the “Pussy Grabber,” (DJT) lost the election fair and square and he really needs to go see a proctologist to get help for his butt hurt ailment.

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