Miley Cyrus Addresses the Sexual Reassignment Surgery Rumors
WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Tinsel Town is on fire with the latest alleged rumor that Miley Cyrus has confessed to her close friend Andy Cohen, that she is considering having sexual reassignment surgery. iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli lear…
Read full storyElon Musk Develops An Amazing Drone That Can Carry Two Adults
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News has disclosed that one of the richest men in the world, Elon Musk has just developed the most amazing drone in the history of drones. Musk, who has an IQ of 213.7, told IFN’s Redwood Fingerboo, that…
Read full storyUnable to find the FPS adjustment, Zach Snyder shoots entirety of Army of the Dead without using slow motion.
In his first foray as his own cinematographer Zach Snyder was forced to abandon his signature move, because he apparently couldn't find the "slo-mo button". "I thought it would be really obvious, like a big button or something", the famous filmmak…
Read full storyDon Jr., Eric and Andrew Giuliani consider forming superhero alliance
Rumor mills are abuzz today as reports say the sons of the former president Trump and Andrew Giuliani, son of the embattled ex-mayor of New York have had discussions about joining forces to form a high-powered crime fighting syndicate. Asked to c…
Read full story12 year-old girl divulges to her Granddad how she feels after her twelfth birthday!
A newly turned 12-year-old young girl was speaking to her grandad on her birthday. Granddad, who just turned seventy, glibly ask his granddaughter what it was like to turn 12 and, nearly into teeny years, knowing that kids these days reside on a d…
Read full storyAndrew Giuliani deciding whether to run for office or go live in the jungle
At a press conference yesterday, Andrew Giuliani, son of the illustrious ex-mayor and arch villain Rudy, announced that he may run for governor of New York in the upcoming election. But the Son of Rudy added he has not made up his mind yet. He then e…
Read full storyTV guide for UK: 22 May 2021
7:00. Jungle Factories Documentary. The chimps go on strike for more bananas. 7:30. Cooking With Flo The angry wheelchair-bound restaurateur yells at her chefs to make the perfect souffle. 8:00. Contrived Incidents Sitcom. Somehow Geoff innocen…
Read full storyAerosmith’s Steven Tyler Says Kate Gosselin Is The Best Woman He Has Ever Bedded
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – Steven Tyler, lead singer with Aerosmith says that out of all of the women he has ever dated, none was as hot, as sexy, and as a fantastic lay as the queen of the reality shows, Kate Gosselin. Tyler and Gosselin hav…
Read full storyBill Gates Wife Says She Wants $100 Billion or Else The Shit Hits The Fan
SEATTLE, Washington – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has disclosed that Bill and Melinda Gates are worth $128 billion. Reporter Taffeta Kixx stated that she recently interviewed the soon-to-be-ex-Mrs. Bill Gates at her luxuriously amazing mansion called…
Read full storyTed Cruz Says He Would Have Joined Military But “My Daughters Won’t Let Me”
Dallas - Senator Ted Cruz has stepped back some of the comments he made earlier this month about the US Military. Firing back at critics who blasted him for complaining that the U.S. Military were “woke, emasculated” and not macho enough, despite…
Read full storyRussia’s Official News Agency Reveals That Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, and Matt Gaetz Have Begged Russian President Putin To Grant Them Asylum
MOSCOW – (Satire News) - Russia’s official news agency The Kremlin Voice, has just announced that President Vladimir Putin has divulged that he has received a certified letter signed by Trump, Giuliani, and Gaetz begging him to grant them asylum.
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