A Georgia Senator Wants To Rename The Okefenokee Swamp The Donald Johnny Trump Swamp
COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) – One of the staunchest Trump supporters is proposing that the state’s world-famous Okefenokee Swamp be renamed in honor of his hero Donald Johnny Trump. Senator Waylund “Peachface” Crackcorn, of Cotton Balls,…
Read full storyGiuliani Law License Suspended For Lying
Rudolph Giuliani law license was suspended today by the New York Supreme Court for telling lies about the 2020 election. The shocking question about his suspension is: What took the New York Supreme Court so long to act? And how did the Court manage…
Read full storyClimate Change Experts Say Iceland is Melting at a Rate of 13% Per Year
CHICAGO - (Satire News) – Experts on the world’s climate have been saying since February 14, 2013, that Iceland is melting little by little as a result of climate change. Recent studies conducted by the Quinnipinni Study Group of Delaware now rep…
Read full storyBratwurst v Fish & Chips! Which will fry the longest?
Lovers of two wonderful national favourite foods, devoured on a daily basis throughout England and Germany are now at a quandary as to which iconic fried delicatesse will come out of the deep-fry-pan first. Pizza and Paella lovers do not have such…
Read full storyBritain preparing for sausage war with EU
The people of Northern Ireland have been stuffed again. From the end of June there will be a ban on British sausages being imported there. Thanks to Boris Johnson's Northern Ireland protocol, there is now a customs borders down the Irish Sea separ…
Read full storyTrump Secretly Slithered Back Into Washington, D.C. Under Cover of The Night
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Unconfirmed reports state that the former Divider-in-Chief snuck back into Washington, D.C. under the cover of night to pick up some things he had stored in a storage unit facility. Unnamed sources say that Trump…
Read full storyThe Chinese Navy Is Conducting Naval War Games 3 Miles From San Francisco
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The head of the San Francisco city council called an emergency meeting at 2:30 am, after she learned that the Chinese Navy was conducting naval war game maneuvers a mere 3 miles from the city. Maggie P. Safari, 42,…
Read full storyWe'll win back our place in British hearts by winning Olympic two-man bobsleigh gold, say Meghan and Harry
Underfire royals, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle last night roared out a defiant message to the British people that they would once again become the Duke and Duchess of hearts by winning a gold medal for Great Britain in the next winter Olympic Games…
Read full storyThe Harlem Globetrotters Are Moving To Guadalajara, Mexico
HARLEM, New York – (Sports Satire) – America’s premier exhibition basketball team has been around since 1926 (95 years), and they have decided that it's time to move. The world-famous Harlem Globetrotters have voted to leave Harlem for the much m…
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