Climate Change Experts Say Iceland is Melting at a Rate of 13% Per Year

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 24 June 2021

image for Climate Change Experts Say Iceland is Melting at a Rate of 13% Per Year
President Johannesson getting a first-hand look at the melting of his country.

CHICAGO - (Satire News) – Experts on the world’s climate have been saying since February 14, 2013, that Iceland is melting little by little as a result of climate change.

Recent studies conducted by the Quinnipinni Study Group of Delaware now report that Iceland is melting at an annual rate of 13%.

Iceland’s President Guoni Johannesson, refutes that claim, stating that he hired an independent ice investigating firm at a cost of $54,000, and they informed him that the number is actually closer to 11% and not 13%.

Johannesson recently spoke on state television to the 364,134 inhabitants of the country, and he told them not to panic because the Icelandic government has just signed a contract with an ice service firm up in the North Pole, to import 86 metric tons of 5-star ice that will help to replenish the ice that is turning into ice water.

Meanwhile, gazillionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk have informed President Johannesson that their company Bezos Musk, Inc., will be shipping his country 7,000 blue tarps that will help to retard the melting of the ice.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more