How Did The U.S. Become A Police State?
Thinking heads are questioning, "When did the U.S. become a police state?" We don’t exactly hear the Anne Frank police siren on squad cars slowly moving down streets, but it’s close. Many are wringing their hands, wondering how the Trump nightmare ha…
Read full storyA New Home Invader
Going way back to the fifth century, the Shaolin Temple is the main gathering place of the Shaolin school of Buddhism to this day. Most people can visit the sites that are present in China and its surrounding areas. But a new pest has been inva…
Read full storyREO Speedwagon 2020 Tour!
They have been rocking since 1967, and brought us incredible hits like: Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore, Keep on Lovin' You, and Roll With the Changes! These guys are finally on tour again, so if you've been waiting as everyone else in the world has…
Read full storyNew Police Squad
Amid the current needs of the city, the mayor has announced a new police force that will be hitting the streets in the next month. The department really wants to clean up the city with officers that will instill fear in the streets and gain respect a…
Read full storyHuman Beings Now On The Endangered Species List
As the world sits anxiously waiting for a cure for the Coronavirus, Covid-19, it's been revealed that human beings, themselves, have now been added to the Endangered Species list. The astonishing news was announced by the World Health Organization…
Read full storyFreddie Mercury Is 74 Today
The world of rock music stood for a minute's silence today to celebrate the 74th birthday of the multi-talented former Queen frontman Freddie Mercury, who is dead. Born Farrokh Bulsara, in Zanzibar, on 5 September, 1946, Mercury showed promise at…
Read full storyLie-detector machines in White House replaced by masks.
According to unconfirmed White House sources, over two hundred lie-detector machines have been junked because they continually blew their fuses when Mr Trump and White House staff took the test. Each test takes approximately ten minutes, and cover…
Read full storyGay cat turns hetero after being wooed by hot feline!
(UNEDITED) A farm cat called, Anton, refused to acknowledge the existence of female cats on the farm where he resides. The farmer's wife, who feeds the cats, observed Anton, and came to the conclusion that he was gay! The other male tom cats on th…
Read full storyIt’s Now Official - President Trump Spends Way More Time Denying Things Than He Does on Dealing With the Coronavirus
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - A report that appeared on Fox News clearly shows that President Trump now spends more time denying things he has said than he does in dealing with the Coronavirus pandemic. Trump denies he said that Neptune is a co…
Read full storyTrump seeks the services of the Man of Steel
In breaking news, United States President Donald J Trump has appealed to comic book hero Superman to help end the violence on the streets of Portland and Kinosha. Mr Trump said that, more than ever, the people of America looked to the "Man of Steel"…
Read full storyAlec Baldwin and Kate Upton To Star In A Movie Based On The Book By Stormy Daniels
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - The word filtering out of LaLaLand is that President Trump impersonator Alec Baldwin and Big-Size Woman model Kate Upton, have just signed to star in a motion picture based on the book by Donald Trump strumpet Stormy Danie…
Read full storyA Cocaine-Carrying Cat Successfully Climbs Over Trump’s Border Wall
PAPOOSE RATTLE, New Mexico – (Satire News) – Border Patrol agents report that they saw a cat carrying a small backpack scale Trump's Border Wall. The agents are 99.8% certain that the backpack was filled with cocaine. They informed a reporter…
Read full storyPresident Trump Denies That He’s a Member of the KKK
CATFISH MEOW, North Carolina – (Satire News) – The President is saying that an article that appeared in the Oxnard Obligatory Observer newspaper is totally and positively false. The story written by Rex T. Narragansett states that DJT first joined…
Read full storyMan Who Likes To Use The Phrase 'By The Skin Of His Teeth', Realizes Teeth Don't Have Skin
Writers describing hair-raising adventures and dangerous situations from which an escape is, somehow, miraculously effected, are often known to use the phrase "by the skin of his teeth" when doing so, but one man who has used this phrase had to stop…
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