A New Home Invader

Funny story written by Butch

Saturday, 5 September 2020

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Inner Peace

Going way back to the fifth century, the Shaolin Temple is the main gathering place of the Shaolin school of Buddhism to this day.

Most people can visit the sites that are present in China and its surrounding areas.

But a new pest has been invading people's homes over the last few months. Shaolin monks have been breaking into various establishments and hanging from the ceilings to find their inner peace. However, homeowners have been asking for a solution to this surreal problem.

Experts are informing us that the best way to safely remove the shaolin monk from your home is to use a broom and some Windex. The monks cannot find inner peace with a broom handle hitting them, and the scent of Windex is very disagreeable to their senses.

If your neighbor tells you about her problems with these pesky invaders, then pay it forward and tell her the protocol for this issue.

Next month's home advice will cover the topic of horse saliva and its unusual benefits.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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