"The Puffitt Plunge" - Puffitt Pontificates, Dow Disintegrates
Wall Street, NYC. Exclusive to The Spoof. When Warren Puffitt speaks, the stock market shakes, and today it really shuddered. Shortly before closing today, the Dow Industrial Average had fallen 1,000 points from its near-record high posted on Wednesd…
Read full storyBaby Still Hasn't Stopped Crying
A baby boy born in early July, who started as he meant to go on, by bawling for all he was worth the moment he emerged into the open air, still hasn't stopped crying, even though it's now September. The tot, who was only just over 2 kilos in weigh…
Read full storySuntan Is Coming Along Nicely
The Coronavirus drags on with no end in sight, leaving many people at a loose end through not being able to go back to work, but for one man, the extra free time spent in the sunshine is very welcome, as he tops up his suntan. Ken Moyswood, 57, ha…
Read full storyWriter claims spoof story is the most controversial ever written
A frequent contributor to an online satirical news website has claimed that a story he has wriiten could easily be described as 'The Most Controversial Spoof Story in History', in order to draw attention to it. The story in question was written fo…
Read full storyMeghan Markle says Melania Trump's green dress was from Primark
Meghan Markle, the wife of Prince Harry, has become involved in a controversy after commenting that Melania Trump, the wife of President Donald Trump, wore a dress to the Republican Convention which she, herself, has seen for sale in the online cloth…
Read full storyTrump Tries Out New Nickname For Biden?
Is Donald Trump trying out a new nickname for Joe Biden? When is Trump going to grow up and try doing his job at the White House? Or does he need his big sister to do that for him as well? Joe Shapiro? Thanks a lot! Did you spend all the money Tr…
Read full storyShopping Bears
Local bears have been shopping in local convenience stores and store managers are angry. They say the bears drive out all of their other customers, eat all their honey, and they only pay with cash, not to mention, they don't even wear masks! Many…
Read full storyLucky Too-toos
Luck be a lady tonight! The South Carolina Education Lottery drew the winning numbers of 2-2-2-2 and what do you know? - 1,400 people won! Over $3.5 million in winnings will be paid out to these guys. And to re-cap: last week's winning numbers wer…
Read full storyScratching bums in public in India leads to a prison sentence!
(UNEDITED) There are many reasons for people requiring to scratch their 'rear-ends' in public. Uncomfortable underpants, nylon knickers, tangas, fleas, and the most notable cause is; inappropriate use of bog paper. Bog paper, if not used properly,…
Read full storyTrump in Yet Another Hot Mic Incident Says That There are Way Too Many Blacks in Sports
DOVER, Delaware – (Sports Satire) - President Trump was in Joe Biden territory speaking to a group of supporters that one Dover deputy estimated to be about 36 individuals. The President said he wanted to clear up the matter, where, earlier in the…
Read full storyTom Brady is Thrilled That the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are Looking at Signing the World’s Fastest Man – Usain Bolt
TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady, who can hardly wait for the NFL season to begin, stated that he was really excited to hear that the Buccaneers may be signing Usain Bolt – the world’s fastest man. Brady told ESPN-4 that he called up Bolt a…
Read full storyPresident Donald Trump Threatens To Cut Off The Beer Supply to Kenosha, Wisconsin
KENOSHA, Wisconsin – (Satire News) - The President convoyed into Kenosha like he was General Patton marching in to liberate Casablanca during World War II. He was greeted by cheers and jeers, and lots of comments about his mama. Many waved U.S.
Read full storyPresident Trump Announces That the Protestors’ New Weapons of Choice are Now Cans of Goya Beans
ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – (Satire News) - The President was in Annapolis getting fitted for a brand new toupee, when he stopped to talk to a reporter with The Right Coast Revue. Tilapia Frisbee asked him when the hell he was going to release his damn…
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