No Question: The NBA Playoffs are Rigged
How does one explain the LA Clippers, arguably the league’s most talented team, implosion in their series with the Denver Nuggets? The Clippers somehow managed to lose three straight games after taking a 3-1 lead in the best of seven series. The fina…
Read full storyNoodle Shop Woman Aghast At Poor Aim Of Customers
The female owner of a local food eaterie which caters for Asian tastes has commented on the poor aim of many of her customers when attempting to toss refuse into the waste bin. The shop, which is open seven days per week, between the hours of mid…
Read full storyMan still hasn't decided on his creosote
Nigel Havering, from Chutney on the Fritz, has told no-one in particular that, although it is now mid-September, he is yet to decide on the shade and type of creosote that he needs for the shed. 'Yes,' Nigel told us, 'I know that I have left it ve…
Read full storyChris Grayling still hasn't bought a round in
Poster-boy for the word 'incompetent', and there is stiff competition, Chris Grayling still hasn't bought his round in, Dave from the pub can reveal. Despite having a job that pays him £100,000 a year for working a seven-hour week, the former Mini…
Read full storyMan's Wife Treats Him To Four Chocolate Bombs
A man whose wife woke up in an inexplicably good mood this morning, before going to the market in the town, is in high spirits this evening, as he looks forward to tucking into the sweet treat that she bought him there. Moys Kenwood, 57, gave his…
Read full storyPresident Trump Finally Releases the Results of His IQ Test
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Trump has finally released the results of his IQ test, after promising to do so for several months. He revealed the results on his favorite Fox News show "Fox & Friends". Trump was grinning from ear…
Read full storyDrone drops bombshell on Jaggedone's bald head!
(NOT EDITED) A spy drone buzzing over Jaggedone's secluded German residence, not The Eagle's Nest in Berchtesgaden, suddenly swooped, and dropped a bombshell wrapped in a vinegar stinking, 1980 Daily Mail, once a conservative spreadsheet, now a load…
Read full storySlim: Talk Dirty To Me
BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler have come a long way. Just a year ago, they were dutifully monitoring the cross-dressing escapades of James Comey and Robert Mueller from their government issued, vintage 1952 St…
Read full storyCar Park Man Claims Throne
City of Leicester Traffic Enforcement Officer Hugh Khanparktheresir was transfixed when he found a man bent over and asleep in a city car park. "I was transfixed," he said, "and he wasn’t even in a disabled bay." The sleeper, Ivor Whiterose, said,…
Read full storyMost NBA Coaches Consider Kawhi Leonard of The Los Angeles Clippers to be The Best Player in The NBA
ORLANDO – (Sports Satire) - Even though the Clippers have been eliminated from the finals, there are many NBA coaches who consider Kawhi Leonard to be the best player in professional basketball. Kawhi, whose teammates say will usually only speak a…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Says She Loves Making Love, Music, and Money
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - J-Lo appeared on Kelly Clarkson’s talk show, and said that she and her boyfriend, Alex Rodriguez, and their combined four kids, are doing fine sheltering-in-place in their luxurious Bronx mansion . Jennifer told Kel…
Read full storyA Woman is Making Covid-19 Masks out of Her Panties
WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Reports coming out of West Holly are that, because of the scarcity of the Coronavirus medical masks in California, due to the wildfires, one business-savvy woman has decided to make masks out of her panties. Left C…
Read full storyPaul The Octopus Predicts Trump Win
According to every poll that is worth its salt, a victory for President Trump in the upcoming November election is about as unlikely as a beak on a bison, but experts may have to think again, as the renowned predictor of unlikely things, Paul the Oct…
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