Man still hasn't decided on his creosote

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 18 September 2020

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I have never met you before, I now I know all about your creosote conundrum

Nigel Havering, from Chutney on the Fritz, has told no-one in particular that, although it is now mid-September, he is yet to decide on the shade and type of creosote that he needs for the shed.

'Yes,' Nigel told us, 'I know that I have left it very late this year, and usually, I have creosoted the shed and fence by now, but I just haven't been that well organised, with my online Dungeons and Dragons competition, virtual crown green bowls and Zooms, it has been non-stop. They had both green and brown creosote in the shop the other day, so that is yet one more decision I will have to make.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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