America, there IS an alternative

Funny story written by whatinthe world

Friday, 16 October 2020

image for America, there IS an alternative
America, this dude can save you.

In several days, the American populous will be in the know about who their next president will be. The election campaign has highlighted the inferior ideals espoused by both sides of politics. Not every voter is happy with the choice they must make.

Which is where Super Bruce comes in. Super Bruce can fight crime and stop corruption. When he's not doing that, he can mow your lawn or do your laundry.

Super Bruce is the only effective solution to the problems that beset the greater United States. When things go pfffft, you can be sure that Super Bruce will make the situation right.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more