A Louisiana Town Has Been Wiped Off The Map By Two Back-to-Back Hurricanes

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Tuesday, 13 October 2020

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Two life-long residents of Cajun Woman, Louisiana, evacuated to Lolita River.

CAJUN WOMAN, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Hurricane Laura knocked the hell out of the town of Cajun Woman, and brought her to her knees.

And then Hurricane Delta hit her, and totally wiped the little sardine-fishing village totally off the map.

Cajun Woman is noted for being the birthplace of GOPers Devin Nunez, Matt Gaetz, and Hernando Hernandez.

Sheriff Lazlo Moceefus, said that the only thing left in the town of 900 was a track and field shot putt that was found where the town’s high school used to be.

The Mickey D’s golden arches ended up 17 miles from the restaurant, and amazingly they are in fairly good condition, except for a scratch the size of an elephant ovary.

The sheriff said that most of the town’s inhabitants evacuated to the nearby towns, Lolita River and Bradshaw Bayou.

The town’s mayor texted President Trump asking for some much-needed hurricane relief money.

Trump texted the mayor and told him he won’t be getting a dime, since he was told by Hope Hicks that Cajun Woman voted for Hillary Clinton in 2016.

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