HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – The theme of this week’s edition of “Dancing With The Stars” was A Look at the 80's Crackhead Era .
The dancers danced to songs by such popular 80’s artists as Stevie Wonder, Prince, Michael Jackson, Bro Mo, and that white material girl Madonna.
Judge Bruno Tonioli commented that he kinda felt like he was in Harlem as the boom-boom sounds took him back to his younger days, when he worked as a Domino’s Pizza delivery boy in Hell's Kitchen.
Ex-DWTS host Tom Bergeron commented that the new host, Tyra Banks, looked like the great white African hunter, as she donned a yellow felt pith helmet that Boy George would have been proud of.
Tom noted that Tyra’s bright green dress looked very much like a putting green, and he had to do a double take on her rattlesnake necklace.
It is no secret that Bergeron still resents having been fired from DWTS, as he went on to say that it must be hell for Banks to have to haul around that 4-pound wig for 60 minutes.
In the end, the judges eliminated what judge Derek Hough noted was the sexiest and prettiest of all the female dancers, Sharna Burgess, along with her partner Jesse Metcalfe.
Metcalfe is best known for playing a licentious gynecologist on the Bravo Network's “The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.”