Government Offers Holiday Tour
Minister for Clearing It All Up, Baroness Nora Clew, said, ”It’s perfectly simple. If only people would listen, but that’s the trouble, you see. They don’t.” When asked who 'they' were she said, “Don’t talk to me about W.H.O. – the World Health Or…
Read full storySpoof Writer So Exhausted He Nearly Didn't Write Story
A frequent contributor to a satirical news website has revealed how he was so exhausted tonight, that he came 'that' close to not writing a story for the site, and going to bed early for a well-deserved rest. Moys Kenwood, 57, who wastes time cobb…
Read full storyMusician launching new song - Mask Tax
Musicians Van Morrison, Noel Gallagher, the one who nobody fancied in the Corrs, and Ian Brown have written, and are set to release, a new song, called Mask Tax. The three older blokes and Jim from the Corrs all have one verse in the song, and the…
Read full storyLeicester Dust Museum now looking for a new curator
Fictional Midlands tourist attraction Leicester Dust Museum is now looking for a new curator. Cleaner Mavis Davis said, 'Yes, we have had so much more dust in the museum since lockdown began, that we are now looking for a new curator of exhibits f…
Read full storyAmerica weeps
Okay, so the whole world has been laughing at the States for 4 years. We all know that. It's looked on with disbelief, and often fear, while a narcissistic con artist has continuously insulted and fibbed to journalists, organizations and the planet a…
Read full storyMegyn Kelly Can’t Stand The Fact That She is No Longer Relevant
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Former Fox News and NBC News flunkie Megyn Kelly spoke with Amos Soursuckle of GOPicky Magazine. The 49-year-old bleached blonde expressed to Soursuckle that she really misses being under the television spotlight.
Read full storyOnce upon a time in the Land of Nod, two wannabe leaders committed Hari Kari in public!
(NOT EDITED) Now children please pay attention! This piece of news might just be so pathetic, it might bore you to tears! Once upon a time in a Land called Nod, two village idiots (sorry village idiots, no insult, it's just these idiots want to be…
Read full storyPresident Donald Trump Says That The Proud Boys Are Just Flag-Waving Good Guys
SASQUATCH, Minnesota – (Satire News) – President Trump is claiming that he won the biggest presidential debate going all the way back to April 13, 1787, when George Washington kicked Ebeneezer Follicle's keister. Trump told CNN’s Jim Acosta that…
Read full storyThe NFL Cancels The Tennessee Titans vs. The Pittsburgh Steelers Game For a Chinese Reason
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has said that he regrets to announce that he has decided to postpone the game between the Titans and the Steelers. Goodell said that medical tests showed that 13 Titans players had c…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Appeared on The Sean Hannity Show and Said Her Daddy Will One Day Be The King of The USA
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Fox News is reporting that President Trump’s favorite child was thrilled with her daddy’s debate performance. Ivanka, who is 6-foot-2-inches tall and weighs 119 pounds, said that she has never seen “Daddy Donnie” in…
Read full storyThe Presidential Debate Commission Has Just Slapped President Trump With a $200,000 Fine
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – President Donald Trump has just been informed that he has been hit with a $200,000 fine by the Presidential Debate Commission. According to Ling Chow Rangoon with the iRumors News Agency, the PDC was extremely upset…
Read full storyOctober Surprise: Trump Is The Outpatient
Judging from his first debate, Donald Trump behaved like an outpatient. He pretty much flew out of the cuckoo's nest. Displaying an absence of self-discipline, Trump took to the stage with a chip on his shoulder, successfully miming Benito Mussolini.
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