October Surprise: Trump Is The Outpatient

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 1 October 2020

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Judging from his first debate, Donald Trump behaved like an outpatient. He pretty much flew out of the cuckoo's nest. Displaying an absence of self-discipline, Trump took to the stage with a chip on his shoulder, successfully miming Benito Mussolini.

Mr. Bone Spurs was going to be Mr. Tough Guy.

While he discredited American values and lied in response to every question asked, interrupted his opponent, argued with the moderator, refused to condemn white supremacists, publicly disagreed with his health officials, viewers can be relieved he didn't also defecate on the stage.

Trump ignored the rules agreed upon for the debate, and sided with white supremacists, giving a swift dismissal of the Holocaust.

There is nothing great about a presidency that allows 200,000 Americans to die on his watch.

In discussing Trump’s performance, several people suggested cutting the mike. They also said that future debates might consider using a switch to turn off Trump’s interference.

Instead, why not just switch the candidate. Republicans must have someone else. And why are Evangelicals supporting the pussy-grabber?

Furthermore, a switch-off should not be necessary to control a presidential candidate of the United States.

The president who requires a switch-off because he lacks self-discipline should not have his finger on the switch that controls the nuclear arsenal.

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