Although winter is fast approaching, we are still in autumn, which means that the leaves are still falling.
Late faller, sycamore leaf Colin Blenkinsopp said: 'All of my friends seem to have been a bit premature this year, but I wanted to be the last leaf left, so people would remember me for that. I mean my branch mates, Paul, Sylvia and Mary, all made the leap a while ago, but I am yet to be taken by either the wind or old age.'
Passerby Sandy Shoes looked up at the tree, and said 'Oh, look! A leaf left - it can't be winter yet.'
We predict that Colin will last another week, and then fall. No-one will notice.