TULSA – (Satire News) – Tulsa’s Channel 91 Eye-Spectator News has verified that Sheriff Amanda Timberwine, has been re-elected by a percentage vote of 89% to 11%.
Comedian Zydeco Dupree told a Las Vegas audience that Sheriff Timberwine is a perfect example of why a brutha would love to take the law into his own hands.
Mandy, as her boyfriend calls her, is an ex-pole dancer, who thanked the voters for electing her on her law enforcement merits, and not just on the fact that she had a fantastic set of tits, long, luscious, legs, and an ass that is even hotter and sexier than J.Lo's.
iRumors reported that old has-been, Arizona Sheriff Joe “Pinky” Arpaio, 101, sarcastically said, upon learning that Sheriff Timberwine had been re-elected, that a woman has no business being a sheriff.
When word got back to Sheriff Amanda, she smiled and said that Joey is so darn old that he has most likely forgotten what a woman’s crotch cookie even looks like.