Razor handle, Sylvia Jones, has admitted that, although she has no problems being used to remove facial hair from a man's face, she will draw the line at the sight of blood.
'I really don't like blood,' Sylvia told us. 'I know it goes with the territory of my job. I really was hoping to become a pen, but my plastic became a razor instead, but the thought of causing someone pain isn't what I really want.'
Unfortunately for Sylvia, she is the handle, but the razor is Paul White, and he just loves to cut a face.
'Yes, I could have listened to what Sylvia wants,' said Paul, 'but I won't. We just have to hope that the man who buys us doesn't have the steadiest of hands, or is about 13. Bring on the pain, that is what I say!'