Today, Donald Trump's personal physician, Dr Feelsyouupyourasslabub, testified to a Pennsylvania judge that Trump's chronic bone spur problem necessitates the stoppage of all vote counting until the flare-up subsides. When asked how long this might take, the doctor replied, "about 4 years."
The judge laughed loudly and and hit his gavel on the desk, "Get this f'ing moron out of my court! NEXT!!!"
The judge dismissed the case, and summarily ruled to award punitive damages to the State of Pennsylvania for all court related costs to the tune of 1 million dollars, to discourage future nonsensical lawsuits of this kind.