
Man Offended by Gone with the Wind still watching Soul Man
Idiot of the day Timothy Longbottom is offended by latest revisionist history Bette Noire Gone with the Wind, but will gladly sit through the even more tone-deaf 'Soul Man' a little-remembered comedy from the 1980s. In Soul Man, a privileged white...
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Zulu Remake In The Works
The 1964 British epic war film depicting the Battle of Rorke's Drift between the British Army and the Zulus in January 1879, during the Anglo-Zulu War is to be remade so that this time the Zulu's win. "It's not at all about racism," said director...
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Cecil Rhodes' bust criticised
Students at Oxford University today threatened to tear down a statue of Cecil Rhodes' bust, over concerns that it was inappropriate for a modern campus. Protester Sue Mi said, "Apart from the colonial links, it's just a disgusting statue of a fat...
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Chester Zoo to re-open
After several high-profile news items depicting various high street retailers sponsoring the animals at Chester Zoo, the zoo has finally been given the go-ahead to re-open on Monday 15th of June. Iceland have sponsored the penguins, Newcastle Unit...
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Minneapolis To Defund Police And Try Kitten Therapy Instead!
Minneapolis, MN - In the wake of the killing of George Floyd by the Minneapolis Police, the City Council says it now has the votes to override Mayor Frey and defund the police department entirely. But how to handle future crimes is the big question g...
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